maddog. 2:16pm, 24 April 2006
And we think that even posh people should ride the wave.
maddog. 12 years ago
This is currently the group's 50th post, so I'll be thinking of deletion if I see stagnant threads floating in the bowl.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I wonder why there would be stagnant threads? Surely that only happens when people open about ten threads a day in which they can talk to themselves...
maddog. 12 years ago
Yeah, I can't believe it either. Whiffy that.
mlizzy 12 years ago
maybe people are rambling non-sensically ? maybe they just throw out random bait ? chum as twere
maddog. 12 years ago
I don't have any twere but I am selling Crimponio by the schlimp.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Go home stone hard soft drink. You cow blue fly pesky. Blerk, blerk, blerk. An nyoung ha se yo. Oran man i-ei-yo. Wei-keo-rai? Nan nomu shi-shi hae-yo.
maddog. 12 years ago
I went to Cambodia once. They had big flies and I couldn't find any wombats.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Actually, I met Charley. Not only does he not surf, he is deathly afraid of the water after a near-fatal guppy attack.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I think I was present for that...He was trying to surf on flat water off the coast of South Korea...We heckled him from the shore and threw bottles of bekseju at him....
maddog. 12 years ago
That's littering, probably banned. I'll have to check...
maddog. 12 years ago
Yup.
betsymartian 12 years ago
blah blah blah
maddog. 12 years ago
Interesting point.
freekstreet 12 years ago
banned? try deported.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i've never surfed -but sometimes I like to watch surfers and the best wind surfers are at Leo Carillo state beach - it's north of Zuma - they get good wind there i guess. it's nice to watch them - so gracefully and smoothly dart over the ocean's skin - like jesus on the sea of gallilee - but with a kite
freekstreet 12 years ago
Jesus! I met him in Mexico. He was selling sundries by the seashore..with sally and her seashells...pervert.

...religious photos to follow
maddog. 12 years ago
Perverts are welcomed here. As long as they adhere religiously to the rules.
maddog. 12 years ago
But dimwits, dipshits, dumbats and dullards will have to recite poetry in Latin (or in a Latinish accent) to enter.
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
et ess me cheby
et ess predy heby
maddog. 12 years ago
*faints*
mlizzy 12 years ago
maddog - what happened !?
* runs to get the smellin salts from the kitchen cupboard runs back to where maddog lies twitching on the floor
Maddog revive !
* waves smelling salts under nose
maddog. 12 years ago
*vomits everywhere*

*frowns severely at mlizzy's insolence*


Don't confuse me.
mlizzy 12 years ago
are you easily confused ?
or is it against the rules to have smelling salts ?
* starts to feel sick at the sight of vomit everywhere
maddog. 12 years ago
*hands over sick bag*
mlizzy 12 years ago
gee thanks.
* goes to get mop and bucket
here clean up yer own sick mess
* handing him mop as she sits down on sofa , puts feet up and opens a bottle of beer
maddog. 12 years ago
Lazy bloody cow.

*picks up remote*
mlizzy 12 years ago
hey , it smells funny in here
freekstreet 12 years ago
whoever smelt it, dealt it...



Gr. 6, here I come!
maddog. 12 years ago
The fuck is gr. 6? I want one.
mlizzy 12 years ago
is that smell gone yet ?
freekstreet 12 years ago
Gr. 6 is something I'm building in my basement. I'm not sure what it is yet. But, I'm building it, maybe it will have something to do with scientology. It's conception was purely immaculate. But it needs some more duct tape and tin foil.


(gr. 6= grade six, the sixth year of school)
maddog. 12 years ago
I have three Scientologists in the cellar. They're building a rocket that will take me to Neptune.
Good buggers.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i thought Gr. 6 was a top secret anti-oxidant-pheromone- hormone- inducing stessitator-
so I'm wondering how did you get yer fuuryy little paws on it. ?
freekstreet 12 years ago
Yeah, gr. 6 is the top secret anti-oxidant-pheromone-hormone-inducing stressitator...but it's actually just dog piss.

Placebo, it works 1/3 of the time, you know.
mlizzy 12 years ago
and what are we to make of the other 2/3's of our time - just sit and twiddle our opposible thumbs - those of us that has 'em ?
freekstreet 12 years ago
fake it...or pretend. If neither of these work, then just flat out lie.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i was once accused of being a bad lier -oy that mad me mad ! mad i tell ya !
freekstreet 12 years ago
you're lying now, aren't you?
maddog. 12 years ago
Lying is permitted inhere, while is lucky as Lizzy is a filthy liar. She isn't purple at all. Tut.
mlizzy 12 years ago
in real life i am not purple- no lie.
are you trying to bait me into changing the color of my icon ?

----cause i won't do it *scottish accent , stomps foot
maddog. 12 years ago
Betsy would, hm, actually no, she wouldn't. Stubborn Jock.
freekstreet 12 years ago
what a shim.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and I work all day
maddog. 12 years ago
I wear high heels upon my feet and hang around in bars
I wish I was a girlie just like my dear papa


*grimaces at sloppy quoting*
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
who is a stubborn jock ? me or betsy ? I'm sure calling one of a stubborn jock must be a against the rules ?
plus i think this quoteing of the lumberjack song gives me a clue into yer pyschie and i'm beggingng to understand the need you and steve have for me to type the P-word must have something to do with sublimation .........
freekstreet 12 years ago
THERE WILL BE NO SUBLIMATING IN HERE! or, at least, that should be a rule.
maddog. 12 years ago
My mum had a bit of jock in her family tree. They were all crazy apparently.
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