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maddog. 9:45pm, 23 April 2006
All members are to explain themselves. Why are you here? Have you written Betsy a Get Well card?

Get onto it.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Dearest Betsy,
I had no idea you were sick, but that would explain your absence from the office bingo party last week.
I hope you feel better and get lots of convalescent rest.

Love always,

Me
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I am here because I was invited.
I stayed for the tea and strumpets.
park it here 12 years ago
I am here because I was invited.
I have stayed because this is the only social outlet I have on many lonely, lonely nights.

Oh Betsy, I am sorry you are ill. Please get well soon. The world will not go on if you are not here making your presence known.
betsymartian 12 years ago
thank you both.

as it happens I'm perfectly fine.

I suspect maddog was referring to the slight insanity from which he believes I suffer, because he's a lttle mental himself and blames me for the voices in his head.
park it here 12 years ago
Oh Maddog, I am so sorry you are ill. Please get well soon. Perhaps you can ask Larry to run down to the local apothecary and pick up a few remedies for you.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Dearest Maddog,
I had no idea you were sick, but that would explain your absence from the office scrumping party last week.
I hope you feel better and get lots of convalescent rest.

Love always,

Me
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
I need a tally of how many members have been scrumping as there seems to be a discrepancy in the bookkeeping, not to mention the beekeeping.

What?

Ok.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I do know that the bees have been scrumping like rabbits.
And that the birds have also.
the rabbits however, have taken a pass for a couple months and will restart scrumping in June.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
scrumping??

I know, google it
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
For those too pure to know and too lazy to Google:
scrumping

When you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
I've been scrumping my brains out after poring over dog, horse, and snake cock all afternoon.

Oh, you can't scrump alone?


THEN WHAT THE BLOODY HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING ALL AFTERNOON???? And why is my wrist so sore?

And why is the dog crouching in the corner, shaking and crying?
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
heh heh heh.... you're too good to me, Nat. You've suffered more than a little on my behalf
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
scumper , scumpee. scrumped scumpiest, scrumpier , scrumpified , scumpilicious
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