Pub Names

maddog. 8:41pm, 20 April 2006
Why do they have them?
I'd call a pub The Felching Ferret. Or maybe Martha's Mimsy House.
betsymartian 12 years ago
pubs need names so you know which one to meet your mates in.
maddog. 12 years ago
Unless you're in a wheelchair and can't read too good and have slugs in your garden like my mate Morris who is a bus driver and can't read so good but still got his bus driver's licence even tho he's blind and drinks meths and hit an old lady the other week which got him in all sorts of shit with the man and also with his priest who happens to be a paedo and reads the mirror which could be construed in a bad way maybe
mlizzy 12 years ago
brit talk - please see thread "The English language"
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
give us a kiss, gubnah
maddog. 12 years ago
No. Don't wanna.

*folds arms and farts*
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Is that all it takes for you? I usually need to have someone pull my finger.
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog, you're just plain fuckin wrong.
mlizzy 12 years ago
How about "The Evil Anal Alcove"
maddog. 12 years ago
Slobber On My Lovelies.
park it here 12 years ago
I like the names pubs were given on "Little Britain." Nothing like naming your local after a bad 80s TV show. i.e. "The Scarecrow and Mrs. King".
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
The Vulgar Unicorn was always a fave of mine.
maddog. 12 years ago
I liked the names they had at the start of Fawlty Towers. Tho right now I can't think of an example...
mlizzy 12 years ago
How about "Den of Respite"
betsymartian 12 years ago
Fawlty Towers, one of them was

Farty Towels


If memory serves
*baron samedi* 12 years ago
I like 'The Smoking Beagle' for a pub name
betsymartian Posted 12 years ago. Edited by betsymartian (member) 12 years ago
There's one in my hometown that is known as "the hole in the wall". That's not its real name though.

And it's a proper pub, it's not just a hole in a wall.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I've always said that if I ever owned a pub I would have a great big sign over the bar saying "if you've been served then FUCK OFF and give someone else a turn"

I fucking hate people drinking at the bar when the queue's four deep to get served.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
You sound a right grouchy old drinker you. Elbow them all aside and start screaming. Apparently that works.
Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Flowery twats

I used to go to *de verjaardag van tante Marie* :)
betsymartian 12 years ago
usually I just cross my arms and lean forward a bit and that gets me served quick enough
mlizzy 12 years ago
How about " The Bloomin' Clyster" -
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