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maddog. 7:13am, 18 April 2006
This is a good place to post your shopping list sos yer dinnae forgeddit
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freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
1438. Something super-kala-fragilistic-expi-aladocious.
1439. The ability to spell antidisestablishmentarianism.....


but, I'll settle for a cat that can sit on the couch without falling off...
betsymartian 12 years ago
1440. the moon on a stick
1441. a golden elephant
1442. a chemist that has fucking insulin in stock when I need it
1443. three puppies.
maddog. 12 years ago
I think it's twinkle twinkle little star.

I can't believe I just quoted that.
maddog. 12 years ago
1444. My own private golden/white-sandy beach in the tropics somewhere and several million pounds so I can just chill there until I die.
You could just go there with a buck forty and chill until you die... you'll just die a little sooner.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
maddog. 12 years ago
I bought a lottery ticket yesterday too. Great timing!

*tries to find ticket*
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1445. to get out of a commitment I made with someone.
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antomic 12 years ago
1446. divorce papers for bo ha ha
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1447. Lactaid
1448. Duct Tape
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
that's not the commitment I was refering to you ass. =-)

1449. directions to Ant's house so I can kick him in the sack
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Hey y'all! Ant and Bo ha ha are gettin' in the sack together.
maddog. 12 years ago
1450. Box thingy for Ant.
1451. Ugg boots for Boddy.
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antomic 12 years ago
1452. sack-religious
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1453. a reality pill for VW =-)
1454. to not have to cook tonight
betsymartian 12 years ago
1455. a chemist that only says "sorry we don't have insulin in stock, I'll get it for you by morning" if they fucking mean it
1456. a prior engagement
1457. my very own private balcony big enough for me to sunbathe on with a book, a cocktail and room to wiggle
1458. a KFC
1459. a crystal ball
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1460. a glass of water for swallowing my reality pill.
1461. a bottle of valium because I can't deal with reality.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
*replaces Betsy's KFC with Chick FIl A because it's waaaay better*

(this is becoming more and more like a role playing game)

1462. a pair of die
delicious aloysius Posted 12 years ago. Edited by delicious aloysius (member) 12 years ago
1463. a video camera constantly trained on me, ready to capture when i say things such as 'they just fell into a big bucket of kentucky fried fuck'.
1464. a sudden burst of productive energy.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1465. a big bucket of kentucky fried fuck
maddog. 12 years ago
1466. A rubbish bin for my huge pile of KFC leftovers.


Hahahahaha mwahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
maddog. 12 years ago
Isn't it dice?

*stands upright in true anal fashion*
betsymartian 12 years ago
die is singular

dice is plural

**hi-fives maddog**
maddog. 12 years ago
*misses and falls onto face*

Arse.
betsymartian 12 years ago
arseface
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
1467. the means to fly wherever the hell betsy lives so i can bestow upon her a big bucket of kentucky fried fuck.
maddog. 12 years ago
1468. A photo of Aloysius and Bets dancing in a seedy nightclub, taken on a grainy cameraphone.
1469. A wedge of Emmental cheese.
1470. A swing that swings through 360 degrees.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1471. for maddog to keep the same username for a whole day.
'SeraphimC PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 'SeraphimC (member) 12 years ago
1472. The US to finally become inolved in the world cup. We got to the quarter finals last time for chrissake.
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
1473. for the world cup to take hold of the american sporting imagination, but only it makes my fellow chicagoans shut the fuck up about fucking baseball already.
1474. for the above to happen before i punch someone in the neck.
maddog. 12 years ago
1475. For Aloysius to punch VW in the neck, but affectionately, so as not to knock him into next week.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I'll take affection any way I can get it.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
oh my bad.

paradise
betsymartian 12 years ago
1476. to stop shaking
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antomic 12 years ago
1477. to stop laughing
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
1478. to stop groovin'.
1479. wait. no! to *keep* groovin'.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1480. to make tomorrow warm enough for me to tan and get freckles on my nose without burning.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1481. for everyone to decide the World Cup's really boring and they're not going to televise any of the matches after all, or talk about them on the news, or on the radio, or in the papers.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
"But I've just bought all the flags and bunting and.... stuff " she whined
mlizzy 12 years ago
wher does this world cup thing happen ?
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
Brits hi-five?

I figured, what with the metric system, they'd hi-3.682 or somesuch.
freekstreet 12 years ago
1482. A t-shirt celebrating my band's axis of evil world tour. we're on a tight budget.
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
1483. donate two pounds fifty to freek street's crappy band
1484. get the loopy-L-slash thingy for my keyboard
maddog. 12 years ago
1485. For Enger-land to win the World Cup.... again... finally.
1486. For the All Blacks to thrash Ireland this morning.
1487. For my mildish hangover to not exist at all.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1487. For the All Blacks to show up on my doorstep looking for a girl to make up numbers at their victory party
1488. To be able to breathe tomorrow when the humidity gets ridiculous
1489. For all the men that work in Whitechapel Market to fuck off and die
1490. Never to have to go near Whitechapel Market again
1491. A bottle of ice-cold Pepsi Max to appear in my fridge without me having to go to the shop and buy it.
maddog. 12 years ago
1492. For the All Blacks not to lose to the irish for the first time ever.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1493. For to not give a rats arse about the All Blacks because most of them are overpaid wankers...

(but not all - so you can't be completely offended Maddog...)
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1494. For BetsyMartian to invite me along to the All Blacks Victory Party as a back up......
freekstreet 12 years ago
@sphere- thanks for the donation, we'll be eating for a week with that. unfortunately the band broke up last night, shortly after our formation.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1495. less work
1496. more time
1497. more money
1498. for the england to win the world cup & for it all to be over and done with in a day so life can get back to normal
1499. a cold glass of wine
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1500. for apathy
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
There was a meeting at a local hall about public apathy and what could be done about it.
I couldn't be bothered to go......
mlizzy 12 years ago
1501. an IRISH Flag
1502. flag pole
1503. front porch
1504. flag flange
1505. To know what an "all black" is.
maddog. 12 years ago
It's like an All White but doesn't wear a blouse and dive.

I agree with you Ice especially after that miserable performance on Sat. It's always the few rotten apples that spoil the mix or some other mixed metaphor.

1506. Peaces in our time.
mlizzy 12 years ago
1507. a nice piece of .........
maddog. 12 years ago
Cheese?
mlizzy 12 years ago
ass
mlizzy 12 years ago
man meat
mlizzy 12 years ago
beef cake
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Rugby player thigh
maddog. 12 years ago
When do Wales play Argentina? Was it last night?

1508. Flash-fried rare Mongoose tail.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1509. a new padlock for the cage of my long tailed mongoose.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
1510. A piece of pixie pie. With ice cream.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1511. an ice cream scoop
1512. chocolate sprinkles
DMC2006 12 years ago
1513. Bite cream....I got eaten alive taken a sunset pic over a lake last night. You could play dot to dot on my butt (not that you would want to)

1514. A bulls cock (dog chew)
betsymartian 12 years ago
1515. the energy to re-Feng Shui my room
1516. for my pink shoulders to hurry up and turn brown
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1517. to not work 14 hours in a day again.
maddog. 12 years ago
1518. A dictionary for boddy, with the definition of 'work' highlighted.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1519.I want an it's supposed to be a part time frikkn job maddog shoe

1520, a bandaid for my foot that is bloody because I stepped on a stupid butterfly brooch.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1521. A new computer. Mine died, this is borrowed. *sobs*
maddog. 12 years ago
1522. A funeral procession for Rev's box.
1523. Groundhog Day, lust like in the movie.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1524. Norfolk Island
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
maddog, did you lust over Bill Murray in Groundhog Day?
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1525. for one sober moment for maddog =-)
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1526. for maddog "not to be able to see the keyboard" more often.
1527. as in everyday
1528. but I'd settle for once a week
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
Oops.

No, nor that toothy chick, not Geena... ah, Andie. Boddy, I'm seldom drunk. I just seem that way.

I learnt to turn the light on. I am two-fingered.
mlizzy 12 years ago
1529. eight more fingers for maddog
mlizzy 12 years ago
1530. one more arm for everybody !
Have you seen that 3 armed baby ? what's so bad about it ?
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1531. A shirt with 3 sleeves.
maddog. 12 years ago
1531. The White Cliffs of Dover.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1532. Two Thousand gallons of magenta paint to re-do those cliffs.
maddog. 12 years ago
1533. A paddle to punish Rev.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1534. A small brush for painting the paddle magenta.
coffee dog 12 years ago
1535. Ice
1536. metal needles.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1535. a magenta canoe to paddle up the river columbia
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1536. hit the okanagen
1537. paddle that into alberta
mlizzy 12 years ago
1534. a speed boat to get back down the columbia (any color)
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1538. a magenta alpaca to ride the rest of the way to vancouver
1539. paddle revert
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1540. Acceptance of the ever impending paddle.
mlizzy 12 years ago
1541. exhaustive study results of who likes to be spanked
more :brits or canadians.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1542. Hot seaweed pie.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Oh how did I miss the magenta alpaca?! Ironically that's one of my online alter egos...
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1543. Seaweed icecream.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1544. for maddog to remove his other 8 fingers out of his arse
maddog. 12 years ago
*pop*
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.....*pop*
maddog. 12 years ago
1545. For Boddy to Have a Nice Big Cup Of Eat Me Mongoose Breath.
1546. For the Mighty All Blacks to win the World Cup.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1547. Hand sanitiser for maddog
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1548. to stop forgetting shit
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1548. For the Mighty All Blacks to pop round this evening as I'm at a loose end........
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