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maddog. 7:13am, 18 April 2006
This is a good place to post your shopping list sos yer dinnae forgeddit
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aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1282. for Pixie, mlizzy, betsy, Juliet, and bo ha to join up and become the new Spice Girls.
betsymartian 12 years ago
baggsy I'm scary (the one with the boobs)
mlizzy 12 years ago
i'm going to be "squezy spice "
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
I'm going to be "big baby" spice.... well it beats being sweaty sporty spice !!
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1283. A gardener who actually turns up and does the job.... oh wait !!
1284 Small cheer for the new gardener
1285 a dog who goes swimming but comes indoors immaculate
1286 thicker corneas
dvs 12 years ago
1287. More ice cream
betsymartian 12 years ago
1288. a date
1289. a second date
1290. a third date
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
new spice girl designations:
1291. cheap-date spice
1292. easy spice
1293. slutty spice
1294. don't worry, it's healed over--you can barely even see the scar spice
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antomic 12 years ago
1295. old spice
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1296. A dogeared copy of Spice Box of the Earth.
maddog. 12 years ago
1297. The ability to clean behind your eyes.
1298. The Rhythm of Life.
1299. A Box Set.
1300. Blood of a Virgin.
1301. The Answers to All The Questions.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
1302. Promissary note to self that I will never again photograph the picture whores of the beach, aka, seagulls.
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antomic 12 years ago
this should help you get clean behind your eyes maddog:

eat your eyes out
pixiepie 12 years ago
1303. Not to be at work on saturday
1304. Strawberries
1305. Fangs
1306. Loan Maddog The Big Book of Answers
1307. Loan Maddog The Big Book of Questions to really mess with his mind
1308. creme fraiche to go with strawberries
aback account [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by aback account (member) 12 years ago
I'll be Spice-E-Chicken

1309. to understand why she just said that.
1310. for Ant to choose policeman
1311. a book on how to read
1312. to escape these prison bars
maddog. 12 years ago
1313. Luck in a papier mache dragon's head.
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1314. #1288-1290
betsymartian 12 years ago
1314. a better fan to cool me down
pixiepie 12 years ago
1315. not to get pissed up in the afternoon sun after work )see rule 56(
pixiepie 12 years ago
1316. to be pissed up in the afternoon sun and be able to understand how I understand the rules
pixiepie 12 years ago
1317. Huh?
betsymartian 12 years ago
1318. for pixiepie to get pissed in the afternoon sun and not worry about the rules
1319. more eyelash dye
1320. to un-see some stuff.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1321. not to get pissed up in the afternoon sun and maintain some sense of normality cos i gotta get changed now go down the pub and pretend I'm normal.
1322. sun block
1323. strong coffee
1324. two asprin
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
You type a whole lot better than Maddog when he's had too many !
maddog. 12 years ago
1325. Rabid hounds round to Juliet's place.
1326. Sunscreen. For my ears.
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
*imagines Maddog responding to Juliet "but it was dark I tell you"*

1327. a taste of the funniest damn thing I've ever seen on the internet
1328. Maddog. says:
ant (coherently ) yo so out of ireder
Posted 9 days ago. ( permalink )


Maddog. says:
ortder
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Maddog. says:
order
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Maddog. says:
*goes somewhere*
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*gives thanks and dries eyes again*
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1329. to convince this bottle in my hand that it's not really alcohol
maddog. 12 years ago
1330. A kick up the arse for sphere.
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antomic 12 years ago
1331. a pat on the back for sphere
betsymartian 12 years ago
1332. for time to stop for just ten seconds so I could scream and shout and swear and nobody else would know.
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antomic 12 years ago
1333. a pillow for betsy
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1334. to not cry when I say good bye.
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antomic 12 years ago
1335. a tissue for bohaha (to clean up after maddog)
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
1336. a red mug with white spots
1337. a mugshot of von wiffle
1338. a big snog with the cute guy off "Prison Break"
1339. to not cry when I listen to a Brass Band
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
1340. More crew for the film I'm producing.
maddog. 12 years ago
1341. A day to have free just to chill out watching dvds without feeling guilty.
1342. About 10 grand, to pay off shit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1343. a decent supermarket nearby
1344. about £20 grand, to pay off shit
1345. the technological skills to invent the machine I thought up so I'd never have to hear Mariah Carey ever again.
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
betsy, that's a great idea for an invention. We should go into business together. If the machine could get rid of Britney and Paris, we'd be billionaires.
betsymartian 12 years ago
my machine can get rid of anyone at all, it's magical, all I need now is the technological skills to make it do what I want it to.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
I think it's already been invented...it's called a gun.

...and a copy of "map to the stars homes"
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1346. a clear conscience
1347. time to develop all the rolls of film I've had for 10 years.
maddog. 12 years ago
1348. A tame rattlesnake.
1349. Allergy to beer.
1350. A twelve stone whirling device that whirls for an hour making a whirly noise.
maddog. 12 years ago
1351. A spearmint whirlywhirl.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1352. a minty spear
1353. a four foot long Curly Wurly
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1354. a home for my curly whirly
pixiepie 12 years ago
1355. a special alarm that wakes me up when I fall asleep in the bath
freekstreet 12 years ago
ahem...anytime, uhhh..ahhhh....well....



nevermind.
betsymartian 12 years ago
heh heh a couple of months ago I had an afternoon off work, so while I had the flat to myself I ran a great big hot bubble bath. It was lovely, and I fell asleep, and because it was still winter, when I woke up an hour and a bit later, it was already dark. I'd got in the bath mid-afternoon and hadn't expected to fall asleep so I hadn't turned the bathroom light on, so it was pitch black. It was really creepy.
pixiepie 12 years ago
I've just an hour and a half. i'm not sure my toes will ever be the same...
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1356. a hiccup taker awayer thingy
maddog. 12 years ago
Hold your breath for as long as you can.
Then hit yourself hard in the face with a frying pan.

Ideally a cast iron 18-inch jobbie.
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
"Ideally a cast iron 18-inch jobbie. "

that's something like seventy thousand centimeters for the Euro trash
Ice Nine Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Ice Nine (member) 12 years ago
1357. The following recipe:

flickr.com/photos/84583767@N00/53690570/
maddog. 12 years ago
1357. Cyanide.
1358. Epoxy glue.
1359. A fistful of dollars.
1360. A few dollars more.
1361. Spagetti.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1362. an Italian spelling primer for maddog
1363. a gallon of lutenica
1364. spherical paper for transcribing music of the spheres
maddog. 12 years ago
1365. An apple for teacher.
1366. A worm for the apple.
1367. An early bird for the worm.
1368. A pussy for the birdie.
1369. A bic disposable razor.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1370. Poptarts
1371. tarts (for Pop)
maddog. 12 years ago
1372. Geri Halliwell.
1373. Victoria Beckham.
1374. Mariah Carey.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
1375. Mariah Carey dead.
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1376. Maddogs balls on a stick
1377. gasoline
1378. a match
1379. an alibi
mlizzy 12 years ago
1380. gumdrops
1381. lollipops
1382. candy sweethearts
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antomic 12 years ago
1383. the ability to sleep
pixiepie 12 years ago
1384. an even bigger wake-me-up-when-i-fall-asleep-in-bath alarm
aback account [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by aback account (member) 12 years ago
1385. for pixie not to take baths alone
1386. so someone can whack her when she falls asleep
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1386. top ranking
1387. upper hand
1388. leverage
1389. wax monkey
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
and no, wax is not a verb ...that's another thread
mlizzy 12 years ago
1390. bees wax
1391. bees knees
1392. knee pads
1393. padded cell
1394. shorts
freekstreet 12 years ago
1395. A hat for my cat...similar to spherewood's
1396. Short-long
1397. long-bow
1398. bow-legs
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
bloody limey cats
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ 12 years ago
1399 sleep
maddog. 12 years ago
1400. A cowboy hat.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1401. Mariah Carey mummified and sold off to the highest bidder.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1402 A long stand
1403 A left handed screwdriver
betsymartian 12 years ago
1404. peas in their pods
1405. a transcript of antomic and mlizzy's lunchtime conversation
1406. something nice for lunch.
maddog. 12 years ago
1407. A kfc outlet just down the road. Two minutes' walk would be nice. Or I could move.
1408. A rhinestone cowboy sneaking up on his horse.
1409. A bathtub full of dirt.
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antomic Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
in reply to 1405:

hey.
hey.
how's it going?
good.
you hungry?
sure.
wanna get a bite to eat?
okay.

i miss maddog. i wish he was here.
he'd eat all the food.
yeah, and would leave us with the bill
ah well
yeah, i guess it would be worth it
he has rabies you know
no, i think it's just poor hygeine
anyway
yeah, i'm bored of talking about that prick
he isn't a prick
yes he is
hmm.. maybe you're right
i think i am
*uncomfortable silence*
shall we order?
good idea
...

that was good.
yeah.
okay. see ya?
alright, later dick.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
1410: Sunblock that does't smell of coconut for a change. Maybe nice lavendar or something exotic......like nag champa.
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1411. coconuts
maddog. 12 years ago
Sorry Ant, Liz, just had to add a bit of fill there. Hope you don't mind.
*adjusts halo*
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
1412. An ugly stick
1413. A magic baseball bat that points out the luddites in the crowd.
1414. Something good to happen 196 times...for me.
1415. A limey hat.
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
although I don't have an "ugly stick" I have seen some people who have obviously been aquainted with one rather involuntarily ;-)

1416. to repeat last night over again
mlizzy 12 years ago
1417. small descrete recording device to hide under napkin at next luncheon.


@ maddog --------hey ! what did you edit in that transcript ?
------cause that's pretty much the way i remember it.
- cept Ant left out the way he snuck up behind me on the street
my first words to him "you really are stalking me !"
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antomic 12 years ago
like that's the first time a girl ever asked me that....please.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I ask him that all the time.
maddog. 12 years ago
1418. More info about Boddy's 'last nigfht'...
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1419. a new left eye.
pixiepie Posted 12 years ago. Edited by pixiepie (member) 12 years ago
1420. a loud haler
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
1421. find out what a haler is
1422. get the skinny on Bod's night last night
1423. pH balancer to neutralize effect of hat on hair
1424. metric crescent wrench
1425. nascent yearnings for transcendence
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antomic Posted 12 years ago. Edited by antomic (admin) 12 years ago
1426. make a book out of a movie for a change.

with lots and lots of pictures.

see?
freekstreet 12 years ago
1427. Another 6 pairs of these socks....


socks...
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
cool..my favorite colors: green and poison
mlizzy 12 years ago
1428. i also need a new cresent wrench , not metric tho.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1429. even better, a metro/normal converter for whatever crescent wrench I might happen to have at the moment
1430. send note to liz re how endearing her atrocious spelling is
1431. stop using words from Mary Poppins songs
mlizzy 12 years ago
1432. spelling lessons ( glad it's endearing at least)
my excuse is ...............i'm a lot better at vocabulary
aback account [deleted] 12 years ago
1433. 1 whole day to do nothing but be in bed
betsymartian 12 years ago
BoHaHa, let me remind you that June 14th is that day. Global Betsy Day.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
1434. Toomuchcoffeeman.
1435. The ability to fly. Way up high. Like a teatray in the sky.

God my legs are aching. I have to go to work.
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antomic 12 years ago
1436. morphine for maddog
mlizzy 12 years ago
what's that teatray quote from ? ooooit's just on the tip of my brain . uh alice in wonderland ?
mlizzy 12 years ago
1437. copy of bartlett's quotations
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