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maddog. 7:13am, 18 April 2006
This is a good place to post your shopping list sos yer dinnae forgeddit
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.candy 12 years ago
539. The perfect dress
540. The perfect shoes
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
541. a life size Barbie doll
542. kite string
543. a hermit crab on a string
544. a hooker with a heart of gold
park it here 12 years ago
545. a new body. too many of my parts hurt all the time.
maddog. 12 years ago
A bird just flew into my window.

546. A new fucking pc, windows won't load goddamn it all!
547. A Big Big Sledgehammer for repairs.
548. A better laptop.
mlizzy 12 years ago
549. the largest ball of twine
550. a gigilo with a golden johnson bar
betsymartian 12 years ago
551. my own personal chef
552. for it to be lunchtime
553. a holiday someplace warm
554. a ticket to Australia
squacco 12 years ago
555. A fur-covered toilet seat
mlizzy 12 years ago
556. bridesmaid dress for Candyonthebeaches' wedding.
betsymartian 12 years ago
557. for my eyes to work properly
558. a flying broomstick
559. a new job
560. a night at a burlesque club
squacco 12 years ago
561. eddible underpants
maddog. 12 years ago
562. for my labourer to work properly.
563. for my pc to work properly.
564. formica.
BillyWarhol PRO 12 years ago
565. crystal meth*
maddog. 12 years ago
567. Rupert the bear
betsymartian 12 years ago
568. raspberry scented candles
569. a name with a full stop in it
570. a lift to Kirrie in the morning
maddog. 12 years ago
571. Social graces.
572. Speling.
573. Tori Spelling.
574. Roger That.
mlizzy 12 years ago
575. new knickers fer everybody -alll the same size and color
maddog. 12 years ago
576. A 40-foot container of loose panties in assorted colours and sizes.
577. A woolley mammoth with a tusk missing.
578. A shim in a leather skirt.
maddog. 12 years ago
579. A new icon with sex appeal
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
580. Sex
581. Sex
582. Sex
583. Sex
584. Sex
585. Back Rub
586. Sex
maddog. 12 years ago
I think the corner shop is sold out here Ser. Maybe try www.flickr.com/groups/coots/
maddog. 12 years ago
587. Most of Ipswich's alcohol.
mlizzy 12 years ago
588. wheelbarrow
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
589. speculum
590. petri dish
591. meat grinder
592. pie
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
593. Runcinated spoon
594. Grapefruit, halved with sprinkled sugar
595. An additional 6 hours added to each day
maddog. 12 years ago
596. Hangover cures.
597. Cancer.
598. Shim cream.
Chalky Lives 12 years ago
599. New set of internal organs
maddog. 12 years ago
600. A small pointy turd.
601. Fisting a dead rabbit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
602. a train carriage all to myself
603. to be home in time for Dr Who tonight
604. the chance to laugh at maddog some more.
maddog. 12 years ago
605. a 80 mile long cattle prod
606. more power.
607. Pamela Anderson making chipmunk noises into a paper bag.
betsymartian 12 years ago
608. Chalky's old internal organs
609. some more Pepsi Max Lemon and Lime Twist to replace that which I am about to finish
610. a cuddle.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
611. A ride on "Space Mountain"
612. A thatched cottage with yellow roses round the door
613. A whole box of Marks & Spencers Jaffa cakes all to myself
613. Self confidence
614. A faithful man
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
You can scratch off the first two "sex"s from my list.
Here ya go Maddog, have at it.
Bunny Death

615. An additional 3 days added to the weekend
616. The number of the beast
617. 1/2 of juliet's chocolate, all for myself.
618. chocolate covered and hazelnut encrusted hydrogen bomb, with spirnkles,
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
619. Corn and catus chowder
620. Sex that doesn't involve me buying myself dinner after
621. A new Leonard Cohen CD
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
622. A shedload of anti depressants after listening to Steve's Leonard Cohen CD
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
But can I buy you dinner after?
betsymartian 12 years ago
623. enough sexual experience to answer Chalky's questions
624. a good night's sleep
625. a drunken phone call or text message
626. for some random to happen to bring me a bowl of porridge and the sunday papers tomorrow so I don't have to get out of bed
maddog. 12 years ago
627. A flying squirrel.
628. Anger Management.
629. A big bag of nuts.
630. A loony bin.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I am now drunk enough to text message you, betsy...
betsymartian 12 years ago
oh Seraphim, if only you had my number
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Damn it all... who the hell did i just send that to then??
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
631. New cell phone.
maddog. 12 years ago
632. An ASBO
betsymartian 12 years ago
633. Another three hours sleep.
634. For my boss to have told me last week what time I'm meant to start work today so I'm not heading in for nine with the real possibility that i@m not needed til ten.
635. For all the shops near my workplace to be really really quiet this morning and this lunchtime, and for Oxford Street to be quiet this evening.
maddog. 12 years ago
636. A cure for chronic laziness.
maddog. 12 years ago
637. A cure for chronic flatulence.
freekstreet 12 years ago
638. duct tape for my cat.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
639. A Flying Dutchman.
640. Nosehairclippers.
641. Rhythm.
642. The Meaning of Life.
643. More than my fair share.
betsymartian 12 years ago
644. a local GP
645. a PhD
646. a DVD
647. some PCP
maddog. 12 years ago
648. More fuckin rain.
649. Galoshes.
betsymartian 12 years ago
650. Cats
651. Dogs
652. Horses
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
653. Big Barbecue.
654. Big plates.
maddog. 12 years ago
655. A Donkey.
betsymartian 12 years ago
656. £130
Ice Nine 12 years ago
657. Didymosphaenia geminata
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
657. filet mignon with a carbernet and shallot reduction.
maddog. 12 years ago
658. Lamb Chops.
659. Moths.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
660. Some tlc
661. a bag of chips with LOADS of vinegar
662. a pink diamante collar for my rottweiler
663. a big fat glass of Shiraz
664. a big fat rugby player
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Next lister gets 666

dun dun DUUUNNNNN
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
665. Dinner with Betsy
666. DiNNer with JuLieT
maddog. 12 years ago
667. A Bowl to put Gloop into.

668. Gloop.
park it here 12 years ago
Augustus Gloop? The great big greedy nincompoop?

669. a great glass elevator
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
670. A gobstopper.
671. Something beginning with X.
672. Speedy Bends.
673. Some of that
674. Jet propulsion.
675. A 5300-page unputdownable novel. In Italian.
676. To learn Italian.



677. A reliable memory, to retain knowledge of foreign languages.
678. Kelly Brook and Kelly Le Brock in a sitcom.
freekstreet 12 years ago
679. A date
680. 2 raisins
681. A dried apricot
682. sandpaper
683. something to put down for 684.
684. a new cat.
betsymartian 12 years ago
685. someone else to take my injections for me
686. someone else to give me my injections
687. non-spacky eyes
maddog. 12 years ago
Awwww ya silly, your eye looks fine.
freekstreet 12 years ago
688. an understanding of why I get in so many arguments with people.(maybe it's me.....nah!)
maddog. 12 years ago
689. Doggywhore for Larry.

Night all.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
690. wreckless locals to wreak havoc on the anal administration group while the admins sleep.
691. Dictionary to find spelling of chaos.
692. Thesaurus to to find better word than chaos (yes! found it, "havoc"!).
693. Dictionary again to find what "chaos" actually means.
694.Dictionary again for "disorder"
695. spell check program.
696. basic engrrsch course.
park it here 12 years ago
697. LARD
maddog. 12 years ago
How many bloody dictionaries have we got in here?

*runs out of fingers*
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
698. Turds and Fey.
699. A tuffet to sit on.
700. Lima Beans.
mlizzy 12 years ago
@maddog re : # 698 please see # 395
mlizzy 12 years ago
701. moose lesh
702. goose flesh
703. loose mesh
maddog. 12 years ago
I feel ashamed and have edited my listing.

*hangs head*

*adjusts noose*

*goes to feed Larry*
mlizzy 12 years ago
704. more rope
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
705. Dust mask (after the event)
706. Tissues (...for runny nose!!!)
707. Some way of tidying up my office and gadgets and shit and stuff.


Have just rebuilt my fuckinggoddamn pc.
betsymartian 12 years ago
708. a cleaner for maddog
709. another job for me

**cogs turning...**
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
710. New job for me too
711. 2 week paid vacation
712. $500 in lottery tickets
mlizzy 12 years ago
710. more batteries
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
711........ dots
712........ and more dots....
713.......... and even MORE dots...
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
714. a gold pig figure.
715. a pair of crotchless panties
716. soft soap
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
717. elbow grease
718. a new novel from James Frey
719. a teach yourself Zulu language course
.candy 12 years ago
720. Bouncy cream
721. Vanishing cream
722. Ice cream
park it here 12 years ago
720. I would also like a new job.
721. Phil Lesh
722. a full time chef
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
723. to be able to remember the lyrics to Tequila
724. more tequila
725. federal tax forms for 1985
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
oh yeah--and
726. scottish brogue
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
727. Paycheck
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
728. Three hours back that I lost working on my fucking computers.
729. Serenity.
730. To not have a meeting this morning.
731. Two dozen industrial-strength chill pills.
732. Head flush to get rid of this cold.
733. A pump-action shotgun.
maddog. 12 years ago
I knew that would happen one day.
maddog. 12 years ago
734. Alzheimers.
735. Five nymphos in a hot tub.
736. Flip flops.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
737. Someone to take my finals for me.
738. Someone to piss in the cup for me.
739. Gin and sympathy
betsymartian 12 years ago
740. For the NHS to get their shit together
741. A long weekend in bed
742. Someone to spend a long weekend in bed with.
maddog. 12 years ago
743. A tall hat, like the one in Dr Seauss's books.
744. Renal.
745. Boiterliner.
746. Jock itch.
747. A big ol' jet airliner.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
748. misguided youth
749. a harmonica
750. a love letter
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
751. a misguided young lady
752. another misguided young lady
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
753. the second reel of Gone With The Wind
754. for Motown to make a comeback
755. William Shatner
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
756. boar's penis
betsymartian 12 years ago
757. cheesecake
758. to be allowed to eat cheesecake
759. my own flat...
760. ...somewhere that isn't London
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
761. Betsy's cheesecake
762. Betsy's beauitful eye
763. Betsy's beautiful lip
764. Frankenstein's Castle
betsymartian 12 years ago
thanks for that seraphim, you want to take all my best parts away and leave the hideously ugly parts of me in a pile.
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