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maddog. 7:13am, 18 April 2006
This is a good place to post your shopping list sos yer dinnae forgeddit
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pixiepie 12 years ago
1549. to be passing Juliets and pop in for a cuppa
betsymartian 12 years ago
1550. for the Mighty All Blacks only to have knocked on Juliet's door to ask her and pixiepie for a lift to my place for my big birthday celebration.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Right....lets go. I've got me coat....

...and balloons and sugar free cake.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1551. balloons
1552. sugar free cake
1553. 21 candles * smiles sweetly, flatter, flatter*
1554. plenty of booze for all
betsymartian 12 years ago
haha, I'm in the middle of baking a sugar-free cake right now, chocolate cake (unsweetened cocoa and artificial sweeteners), it smelled like playdough to start with but now the kitchen smells of cocoa... I'm hoping it'll start smelling chocolatey any time now.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I think it's about time for your birthday paddling....Hmm, how many?


don't like it? That's a paddlin'
Like it too much? That's a paddlin'
Making cocoa smell like chocolate? That's a paddlin'
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Betsy - if you want to smell of chocolate....

go to your nearest Origins store or www.origins.co.uk and buy some of their Cocoa Therapy body butter...

mmmmm......
maddog. 12 years ago
1555. Sugarfree sugar.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1556. 10x beer goggles for date tonight
1557. mullet sauce, ditto
1558. hammer toes
1559. a pencil sharpened with a putty knife
maddog. 12 years ago
1560. Rene Zellweger diet bran.
1561. A toe stuck in my ear.
mlizzy 12 years ago
1562. toecrowbar
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1563. a shovel to beat my coworkers with.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1564. to get this damn phone call I've been waiting for
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1565. for Bo ha's number to be written in more truck stop restrooms so she doesn't have to wait.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
you can borrow mine VW, just as soon as I'm done beating my coworkers
mlizzy 12 years ago
1566. co-worker padding
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1567. kitty hooker stank remover
maddog. 12 years ago
1568. Three days' sunshine from today.
1569. Sleepinability.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1570. Garry Glitters gleaming glitter...
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1571. for VW to suck my left testical

.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1572. non slippery satin sheets
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
1573. house with a view of Chomsky's Bluff
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1574. one whole day of nothingness
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1575. to find that the house I sold a few years ago has come back on the market and nobody wants it and I can get it for next to nothing. (Built into the side of a mountain overlooking the sea...)
betsymartian 12 years ago
1576. a direct bus from my front door to the serpentine gallery
That's called a "cab."
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1577. cabfare for Betsy.
maddog. 12 years ago
1578. A house on the beach.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1579. a tsunami

KIDDING!
mlizzy 12 years ago
1580. motorized surf board
maddog. 12 years ago
1581. Really big hands.
1582. A numpty hammer.
1583. A wooden hammerfore.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1584. enough money to retire
1585. another cup of tea
1586. a packet of salt and vinegar HulaHoops
maddog. 12 years ago
1587. More freckles.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1588. to own the letter F
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1589 the software to download Antomic's obviously very funny video (grrr)
admin
antomic 12 years ago
maddog. 12 years ago
1590. Aspirin. A truckload.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1591. one fucking day off of work
mlizzy 12 years ago
1592. eyelid - holder-uppers
dvs 12 years ago
1593. Something good on TV tonight.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
1594. an easy project
maddog. 12 years ago
1595. To be able to go back to sleep.
1596. Not to have to go out tonight.
1597. Chilltime.
freekstreet 12 years ago
1598. sandpaper
1599. spray-on chrome.
1600. Gold teeth.
1601. 2 weeks of my life back...where did they go?
pixiepie 12 years ago
Have you checked your pockets and behind the sofa?
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1602. for a French translator
betsymartian 12 years ago
1603. for my flatmate to learn some common MOTHERFUCKING courtesy
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
1604. Courtesy for Betsy's roommate
smiling picture [deleted] 12 years ago
1605. Blank "Employee of the Week" certificates.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1606. for this tremendous lightning we're having to strike me in the head.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1607 an umbrella for Von Wiffle
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
1608. for everyone in this group to have the translation program my computer has....it's great....time for some foreign language posts.

1609. 哇, 這是偉大的。
maddog. 12 years ago
1610. Avec Du Fromage Dans La Tete.
maddog. 12 years ago
1611. Polaroids of piles.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1612. to know why I have this headache.
1613. for it to be 1pm and a bowl of hot tomato soup to magically appear in front of me
freekstreet 12 years ago
Zzzzzzzzing! (that's the sound of hot tomato soup magically appearing infront of you.)
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
1614. A plane ticket to a better city.

(I'd even accept a bus ticket)
maddog. 12 years ago
1615. A NaziPigDogGoatHumping Freeloader from Mesopotamia.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
Freeko I'll give you a dollar for it.

wait... hold on a minute


1616. a dollar
freekstreet 12 years ago
thanks....


can I have your Social Insurance #, Date of Birth and your mother's maiden name, as well? Uhh, just for reference for when I get to a new city...uh, and I'll, uh, pay you back....the dollar.


*....never suspect a thing, just like steve....*
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
no just keep the dollar...you might find a cheap whore
freekstreet 12 years ago
done, and done.
maddog. 12 years ago
1617. Jam.
1618. Buttcheeks.
1619. Skyplus remote.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1620. Skylab
1621. Skylab remote
1622. PP 20
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1623. A bus ticket to Peterborough for freeko streetesto
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
1624. Sleep
Ice Nine 12 years ago
1625. Crusty bits out of the corner of SeraphimC's eyes after he awakes from sleep.
freekstreet 12 years ago
@Juliet - Peterborough, huh? Are we talking Peterborough, Ontario?
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
1626. do it yourself laundry
maddog. 12 years ago
1627. A ticket.
1628. Tickertape.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
@freeko.... NO Peterborough UK
maddog. 12 years ago
Yeah, idiot!!
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Good, because peterborough, ontario is only slightly better than Bullet-In-The-Head, Saskatchewan...I had a cast put on there once...long story, boring city.


I thought you were trying to insult my taste in city quality....being that I live in toronto, it seems only obvious.
maddog. 12 years ago
'i had a cast put on there once'
Brilliant.
maddog. 12 years ago
1629. Free trips to hospital in emergencies.
1630. Efficient Health Services which include mininmum waiting times.
1631. Injury avoidance as i'm not sure i have insurance.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
sounds like you're looking for canada? or Jesus?

keeping with the theme....
1632. less spots that hurt before it rains.
.......
1633. mannequins...maybe 2, but 4 would be better.
betsymartian 12 years ago
1634. for scientists to hurry up and cure diabetes
1635. a hot water bottle, right here, right now
1636. a subtle way to drop into conversation that I got a payrise today
1637. for my trip to the electrical store to hand in my laptop to be fixed to go smoothly, and for me to get home via the chip shop without being rained on.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
1638. to have eaten that poppyseed muffin half as fast
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1639. to remember that I have made a cup of tea... so I don't have to drink it luke warm
1640. a new ankle
maddog. 12 years ago
1641. A big Ol Jet Airliner.
1642. Lawn.
1643. Surf.
pixiepie 12 years ago
1644. Turf
maddog. 12 years ago
1645. Patience.
1646. A jet-pack for emergencies.
1647. A swivelomoberator.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
1648. a group hug
1649. A less painful job
betsymartian 12 years ago
1650. for the next laptop repair shop I go to not to be populated with quite such an abundance of useless fuckwits as the last one was.
maddog. 12 years ago
1651. Summer for ever. Fuck that winter shit.
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
1652. A new pole ( I wore my other one out )
1653. tassels
1654. a pool boy
1655. phone numbers of all the gorgeous blokes in this group
freekstreet 12 years ago
*ahem* ....pool boy, huh? well, uhh... I know of one such potential candidate.


*ahem* *ahem*
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
now just where does it say anything about "pool boy" on your resume... huh?? huh??
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
What do you think I was doing here.....

Fishing

...although, I've cleaned up alot and changed sexes since this photo.
mlizzy 12 years ago
1656. big fluffy towels for the pool boy to dry me off
freekstreet 12 years ago
done, and done...
pixiepie 12 years ago
1657. a bath tub full of champagne
1658. pool boy in iddy-biddy loincloth peeling grapes
1659. someone to rub me down afterwards
1660. a bed under a palm tree
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
1661. a new inflatable kiddy pool, large enough for several martini sipping adults
pixiepie 12 years ago
can it be filled with martini?
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
If it can be imagined, it can be done!
pixiepie 12 years ago
Hurrah! Martini's all round!

I shall now sprout white wings from my shoulder blades and fly to Tahiti in two minutes where my herd of pool boys shall be waiting to bear me away to my chocolate temple upon the back to four pink heffalumps. And all this in high heels that don't kill the feet.
freekstreet 12 years ago
1662. A job in which my working schedule doesn't depend on someone lazy-er than myself.

1663. To CS2 myself to death.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
1664. for sebastian moreno to find some clothes.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Ha, that guy is hilarious, apart from having to stare at his ass in each photo....I think that should be the climax of his photostream, finding his clothes on a rock, or in a stork nest or something...

Reminds me of when I had a stalker and she broke into my house and stole my clothes...ah, the memories.
maddog. 12 years ago
1665. A pump-action stalker-rifle.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
1666. Aaaaaargh! One number of the beast.
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