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The long drunk Easter weekend...

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.candy says:

Has officially begun. Home alone in a country where I know no one...for four days. Have to make a quick trip to the bottle shop and perhaps the grocery for supplies, then it's drink on.
Feel free to ban me at any time for slurring.
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park it here says:

slur away candy. hopefully you'll tell us all something wonderfully inappropriate. I can hardly wait.
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Ice Nine says:

Officially begun here - but mine starts 24 hours later. Methinks alcohol and cigarettes are on the menu.
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.candy says:

Ice, it's not the weekend yet. It's only Thursday. I'm just getting an early start because I can.
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maddog. says:

Look after your kidneys Candy. Feed them spirits and sing to them.
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.candy says:

I took them out earlier and we played a game of Old Maid (they won) and then we played some poker and they won all my cigarettes. So I started heating a saute pan and giving them threatening looks. They went back home quietly; they are ready for the weekend; they know what must be done.
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.candy says:

The best thing about eating pizza alone is that there is no one to scold me for not eating the crust.
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betsymartian says:

hahaha when i get my pizza tonight i'm going to eat every little bite. it'll be a struggle for me not to chew the box for extra cheesy goodness.
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park it here says:

hey betsy... are you feeling less poopy? and i feel exactly the same way about pizza. i can't get enough of it. i wonder if maddog has gotten his KFC yet?
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betsymartian says:

No I still feel poopy. But I'll be fine.

maddog always has KFC. You can safely assume that at any time he has a family bucket in his glovebox and a Zinger Tower in his pocket.
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betsymartian says:

Umm, that wasn't meant to come out sounding like that...
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.candy says:

what's a zinger tower?
*sounds dirty*
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betsymartian says:

haha I dunno, could be a Burger King thing for all I know, I'm not a burger person... I think it's some kind of spicy burger thing that's really really fat (hence tower)
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.candy says:

Well it sounds nasty, does it have anything to do with sheep? Seems like it always comes back to sheep with that one.
Do you think he's seen The Silence of the Lambs??
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.candy says:

Hmmm startin to git a bit tipsy over here, b...
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betsymartian says:

SO jealous.
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.candy says:

Hmmm, I will have one for you then, until you can get to one...
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betsymartian says:

yes, you have one for me, and then when I get home tonight I will go to the off licence where the owners like me and I will buy as much beer as I can fit in my bag. Then I will get home and order that pizza we discussed.
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.candy says:

Do it. Do it. I will try to still be up. It's likely. After the initial tipsiness, I found myself drinking myself sober. I polished off the rest of the wine from yesterday, which wasn't THAT much, and am on to a freshie. Me likey Aussie wine :)
Anyhow, I'm drinking with a purpose now.
Check outta work early and bag up the brew and come along for the ride, queenie.
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betsymartian says:

wish I could doll but I've gotta man the desk til 6. :(
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.candy says:

Six! That's criminal.
Ah, no point in bitching.
At least no one can tell you're flickrin with me...
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betsymartian says:

heh heh heh indeed. Let's hope not.

what's criminal is I won't get home til 7. And even if I order the pizza right away, it won't get there much before 8.
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.candy says:

Oh yes, THAT is criminal.
Poor dear.
I may be in a puddle by then, I fear.
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betsymartian says:

:) that's OK, I'll just have to get UK people to drink with me online. Or else I'll drink alone, all I know is I'm drinkin. :D
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.candy says:

Where the fuck is everyone anyway, at work??? You fucking employed people.
Sigh.

You know, you haven't mentioned banning anything in a bit, how about flexing those admin muscles, just to remind me who's the boss, if only in this realm of your own creation?
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betsymartian says:

Well I wasn't going to ban anything, since I'm feeling poopy...

But right now I'll ban anything that makes me feel poopy. So just don't, alright? I'll do it, I will, just give me a reason...
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.candy says:

Ahhh, that's much better. Don't you feel better?? I feel better.

Oh, uh oh, I am drunk again.
How does this happen??
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key lime pie yumyum says:

I like to attend AA meetings online, so no one can hear the ice tinkling in your glass as you recite the 12 steps.
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maddog. says:

"Poopy", hahahaha!
Poopy-poo-poo. I hate you Ron Burgundy!!
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betsymartian says:

I feel a lot less poopy now that I have my pizza, garlic bread and BEEEEEER. And now that I'm at home with my home comforts.

Thanks for caring, maddog. Laughing at a lady isn't nice. It'll get you banned.
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betsymartian says:

my turn to get drunk now, someone talk to me please?
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Pierre-Joseph says:

I would love to join in a good drunk ! You really can't say you have met someone until holding their head up out of the toilet water while they divulge the contents of that 3 course meal one course at a time backwards...

I would do that for you Betsy Martain in a heartbeat !
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betsymartian says:

Pierre, what are your plans for the weekend? gin on the beach?
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Pierre-Joseph says:

How about Vodka Martinis in the woods !
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betsymartian says:

or White Lightning in the park
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Pierre-Joseph says:

Champagne on my yacht ! You in a sundress, me in a white linen suit !
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maddog. says:

There is a pile of newspapers in Liverpool St station with your name on it Betsy
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.candy says:

Just beer on the couch tonight but that white lightning thing sounds like fun, might have to give that a go tomorrow...
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maddog. says:

Don't wash for the whole weekend either, just to enhance the effect.
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.candy says:

Don't wash what?
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betsymartian says:

maddog, shut the fuck up
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.candy says:

(laughlaughlaugh)
Good afternoon, Miss Betsy
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park it here says:

i haven't showered in 2 days for absolutely no reason other than i'm a lazy pig!
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maddog. says:

No swearing Betsy, tut tut. Has someone got a teensy hangover?
You should become teetotal like me...
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betsymartian says:

I do not have a hangover, I'm too much of a lightweight to get a hangover, I get drunk on a few beers then I'm sober again before I even go to bed. It's good.

yes, I should become teetotal, like you, that's what I should do.
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.candy says:

Ahem.
Am I sensing intense sexual friction here or genuine animosity?
*confused*
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betsymartian says:

heh heh playing to the masses darling. They love it when we fight.
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.candy says:

I mean, I know I do, I was just trying to provoke you to be a little meaner, that's all.

meeeooww
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maddog. says:

I'm never mean. Meanness won't be tolerated around here. Drunkenness is acceptable and screaming is encouraged.

Betsy however, is a right mean old ho.

I can't believe you encourage her Candy, you get a tut-tut as well.

I'm going to York, to see where Yorkie bars come from.
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betsymartian says:

I am, I'm a mean old ho.

I'm also a spigot.
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.candy says:

She does not need encouragement from me to verbally decimate you :)
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maddog. says:

Decimate is far too long for you Candy. Put the dictionary down ;p
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key lime pie yumyum says:

Condescending cunt.

Please don't ban me. I meant it in a nice way.
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.candy says:

Obstreperous dickhead
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maddog. says:

Cunt is a smashing word. A bit long for me but I forgive you.
Candy, I said no French. Come on. Follow the rules closely and we can all make happy pie together.
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betsymartian says:

maddog you lazy kiwi bastard go to work.
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maddog. says:

I am. I'm thinking about the day ahead.

It hurts my poor fragile mind.
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.candy says:

Happy Pie?
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maddog. says:

*Snip snip*
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