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UK bird flu

betsymartian 3:31pm, 7 April 2006
anyone who is naughty will be sent to fife where not only will they have to live with being in fife but they will have to lick seagulls that quite possibly ate the bird flu swan.
maddog. 12 years ago
The RSPCA hate birds. They don't behave and shit everywhere. Nuking them all would suit me fine.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Just bring a few good old fashioned SE Asian families - they'll gobble them down in no time.
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