betsymartian 7:33am, 6 April 2006
none of you are commenting on the photos as per the rules, I'm going to have to ban you all.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
NOOOO!!!!!
Oh wait.
Hmmm.
yes.
Don't ban me though. I haven't posted anything yet. :)
I like your eye.
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antomic 12 years ago
what's a pythagorean triangle? i failed geometry.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Can't type too shocked to comment...
.candy 12 years ago
Do they have to be nice comments?
betsymartian 12 years ago
a right angled triangle.

Pythagorus' theorem = the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides.

This leads to such memorisable pythagorean triangles as the 3,4,5 triangle (9+16=25) and the 5,12,13 triangle (25+144=169).

they have to be wonderful comments (see the rules). unless I, the administrator, think the photo is shit, in which case batter it. you do not have my permission to ask my opinion of photos, and must use your discretion. I will almost always agree with you anyway.
mlizzy 12 years ago
"I was never so beryhmed since Pythagourus' time, and that I can hardly remember." - Rosiland , As you Like It----(shakespeare !)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I'm in love.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I only got good at maths to spite the teacher who said I was failing. and now look at the useless shite that's floating around in my head.

seraphim, did you get permission to be in love?
mlizzy 12 years ago
you're in love with a flange ? are you flangified ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
seraphim's got the bovine flangiform encephalitis.

everyone take two steps back.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I am feeling rather flangerrific.
However I cannot stop my gushing ardor for all things betsymartian.
That eye.... it mesmerizes me.
betsymartian 12 years ago
you have permission to gush as long as you don't soak the carpet
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*guuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssshhhhhhhhhhh*
mlizzy 12 years ago
I think he should have to post a picture of his B.V.F.
Ms. Betsy -isn't there a rule to make him post ??
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
what's a BVF?
I only joined this group because the Eye Goddess called to me.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
In a dream.
She was 95 meters tall.
And had legs to the moon.
betsymartian 12 years ago
what's a BVF? Until I know the answer I can't say whether or not there's a rule about it.
mlizzy 12 years ago
B.V.F. ???? you ask what is B.V.F. ????? uh well iwas too lazy to type out bovine flangeform en............
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Oh. You mean BSF, derived from BSE.
Or the Creutsfeld-Jacob disease, as it is known when it manifests itself in humans.
I suppose I shouldn't have eaten all that mutton cooked in beef the other day, but I was at a medieval festival and it just seemed the proper thing to do.
betsymartian 12 years ago
mlizzy and seraphim, that's BFE, not BVF, not BSF, not BSE.

It's against the rules to confuse an admin I'm gonna BAN YOU BAN YOU BAN YOU
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*Stares at the cyclopean icon of betsymartian in abject adoration.*
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh did you go to the Ren fair ? somewhere out in the Inland Empire ? can you get a flangy shot to cure the mutton poison? beware of RenFairs in SoCal !!!!!!! something wicked this way comes- the scottish play
park it here 12 years ago
it's 4 o clock in the fucking morning and i can't sleep. why the fuck am i still awake?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
No ren fair.
I made it all up, to be honest.
That's waht I do when it's 4am and I can't sleep.
And there is no way in hell I am parking it in there.
park it here 12 years ago
well then you'll have NO idea what you're missing. ;-)
betsymartian 12 years ago
NOT MENTIONING THE NAME MACBETH IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!

don't be such a wuss, it kicks ass.

park it here you can't sleep because your subconscious is counting up all the things you did in this group yesterday for which you are going to get BANNED.

And also cos I sneaked into your house and put little LEDs on remote controls all over your house so every time you nearly drift off I light the place up like a christmas tree for a split second just to jerk you awake again without realising why.

I did it cos you're such a bad person and must be punished by an admin for your own good.
mlizzy 12 years ago
Lbj irt lsd rfk atm dvd irs dmv vcr
park it here 12 years ago
* sits quietly accepting punishment.
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
MACBETH - she said inside the theatre and suddenly the walls came tumbling down, her makeup exploded asandbag fell from the flies onto her head- she never worked in the theatre again. - but then she went on to a new career as a flange saleswoman in Iowa City.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Betsymartian is seriously turning me on.
Or maybe it's the LED stuck in my ass.
.candy 12 years ago
*is quietly getting drunk all alone tonight*
betsymartian 12 years ago
the latter
I am seriously turning on the LED stuck in your ass.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Heeheehee!
It tickles!
mlizzy 12 years ago
punish him ! hey if you guys are questioning why you are up at 4 in the am -maybe I should be asking the same question of myself- be right back
--off she goes
betsymartian 12 years ago
getting drunk alone is BANNED Candy (heh heh heh Band Candy, one of the best episodes of Buffy EVER)

give me a minute to nip out and buy some Baileys, decant it into a milk carton and I'll join you...
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Time to zonk out. It's been fun.
Toodles and cheerio!
mlizzy 12 years ago
got it ! - no sleepy-making-stuff
.candy 12 years ago
excellent
*is the Great Eye's pet, be jealous, cretins*
mlizzy 12 years ago
How can Seraphim just leave like that ?! with no permission - didn't even ask ! amazing
.candy 12 years ago
Hey, B, what time is it where you are now? When I was in the states I had it all square, but now I'm cornfused.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Well here it's time to backward some heavy alcohol, cornfused yes that's the right word for it.
.candy 12 years ago
Well that clears it up, thank you!
Cheers
betsymartian 12 years ago
right now it's just about to be half past twelve Candy, how about you, are you 12 hours out from me? something like that I think...
.candy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by .candy (member) 12 years ago
It's 9:30 pm...but at least I know where you're at now. Back in NC I could figure what everyone was doing...it's slow getting used to it from here. But I got it now. It's much, much better than it was before!

Now we have what we call back home an "All Drink," where anyone who's drinkin has a swig. Got it? All drink! *cheers*
betsymartian 12 years ago
anyone who didn't drink is BANNED
.candy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by .candy (member) 12 years ago
*hic*
(I luv bein yer bitch, you know)
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago

Just downloaded a bottle Absente, mix with ratpoison for extra dimension in your hallucination.
Yeah! Great to be yer bitch.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Can you still get that in New Orleans? Wormwood's good for inspiration, I'll say.

Fuckers made it illegal just because it can make you blind and insane.

Maybe some of us would ENJOY being blind and insane.

Should of had the same lobbyists Big Tobacco has now, speaking of North Carolina, where all the towns that count are named after brands of cigarettes.
betsymartian 12 years ago
naming stuff after stuff is against the rules.

unless it's all named after me.

otherwise I'll come to your neighbourhood and tell everyone that I lost my puppy and someone told me they saw you wearing a furry hat just the same colour...
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
I don't understand the flangin' rules. I never could understand a rule. I'm hear in leiw of military school.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Still reading the rules, booz slowing me down a bit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
NOT UNDERSTANDING IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!

you have to just accept what I say nathamlin, or else I'll throw a strop, kick you in the sinbin and then BANBANBANBANBBAN you. Cos that's what we evil dictator admins are ALL ABOUT.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Is it allowed to have a boss on the side?
Tarky7 12 years ago
"Flange MacBeth Flange MacBeth Flange MacBeth Flange MacBethFlange MacBeth !"

'nya na nya na !'

*sticks out tougue*

'bbblllllblblbl'

*rasberry*
betsymartian 12 years ago
spazzing out is not against the rules, as it provides some well-deserved entertainment for the rest of the group. Well done tarky. You big spaz.
Tarky7 12 years ago
*farts*

"Flange !"

*scurries around miss betsy's feet*
maddog. 12 years ago
You should possibly place comments that gush quite a bit.

Preferably in some other group, or maybe even just chase a random tag... like maybe...


um.

"spinach"

for example. Cos that would be vaguely admirable, suppy some random lovin', feel the love. Go on...
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Kisses Betsy's toesies.
betsymartian 12 years ago
**freaks out cos she was wearing boots last time she looked down and now appears to be barefoot**
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*freaks out as he realizes he has the taste of shoe leather in his mouth, and his stomach is full*
mlizzy 12 years ago
yummy ! Queen B's boots are yummy !
maddog. 12 years ago
Whoa. I misread that last statement for a second.
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antomic 12 years ago
her toobs are yummy?
betsymartian 12 years ago
yeah, that's bound to be it.
smokingcow 12 years ago
Hot Dog, Jumping Frog, Albuquerque!
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Forgive me B-eye-tiful, I was a tad drunk the other night.
I will buy you some new boots.
Please don't ban me.
betsymartian 12 years ago
mmmm I'll decide whether or not you're banned when I see what boots you've bought me.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
this group gave me insomnia... I can't go to sleep... I'm afraid I'll miss something... what do I do?
mlizzy 12 years ago
the cure for insomnia - buy booTs for queen B - then eat them - put me right to sleep last night.
betsymartian 12 years ago
supersugarsnaps not sleeping is bending the rules, we need you on top form to participate and so you're wide awake when I ban you so you know you didn't do something wrong and forget, you know it's just me being an irrational bitch.

get some sleep, cos it'll all be here for you to read when you wake up :D
maddog. 12 years ago
Candy, I think you should get drunk more.

I tried to read as much of this as I could but my brain hurt and my ears started bleeding.

I may have to make a ruling on this situation.
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog, your ears always bleed, and your brain would stop hurting if you'd stop sticking pencils in your ears to stem the bleeding.
.candy 12 years ago
Maddog, you are probably right.
maddog. 12 years ago
There is so little left in there now, and the lead has poisoned my spinal cord.
Luckily I had some garlic recently and have stopped dying.
betsymartian 12 years ago
**PHEW**
maddog. 12 years ago
Were you worried you'd have to shoulder too much responsibility?

Laziness is a sin. I think there is a rule here.
betsymartian 12 years ago
are you calling me lazy?

**itchy banning finger**
.candy 12 years ago
*drunken whisper chanting*
ban him
ban him
ban him
maddog. 12 years ago
Ban my arse and I will set fire to my pc in revenge.
betsymartian 12 years ago
burning your own PC is not against the rules, go ahead.
maddog. 12 years ago
I don't have any PC. That practice is banned in this group.
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