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Corrupt a Wish

rogauster [deleted] 4:17pm, 9 September 2008
I saw this game somewhere else ad thought it looked amusing.

Someone posts their wish and their next person corrupts it.

e.g. I say "I wish I was able to teleport."

The next person says "Grated, but you can only teleport to the sewage works."

Please be imaginative :-)

Please post a new wish after you corrupt one.

I will start us off.

I wish to go to Africa.
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Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but you can only go to the middle of the Sahara desert.


I wish to take a nap.
rogauster [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but you must sleep on a bed of nails.

I wish I was old enough to drive.
Joshua Wyborn 9 years ago
Granted, but only into tree's

i wish i was gay.
(haha curropt that one btw i dont really wish that...)
ratase 9 years ago
Granted, but you can only be gay at sad events.

I wish I lived out in the country.
Doberdad 9 years ago
granted---you now live in the middle of a hog farm.

I wish I was rich.
wilshirepix 9 years ago
Granted, even though the cannibals will get too fat.

I wish I was a rock star.
speech path girl PRO Posted 9 years ago. Edited by speech path girl (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but you can only play at nursing homes.

I wish my best friend lived nearby.
Scott's Snap-Shots 9 years ago
Granted but you both live at the North Pole

I wish the war was over !!!
Rebeak PRO 9 years ago
Granted but you must keep the people in North Pole Happy and Safe

..I wish I was a artist
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted but you create sculptures from dung.

I wish I had a nickel for every time a telemarketer calls me.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but no telemarketer will call you anymore.

I wish I could ride a bike to work.
stargayzerr 9 years ago
Granted, but you have to listen to Barry Manilow's greatest hits every time you sit down to paint.

...I wish I could travel back in time.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted but you will get stuck there and have to remain in that time era.


I wish there were really pots of gold at the end of a rainbow.
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- now you're a leprechaun.

I wish was a movie star.
Lost in Tasmania [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but your co-star will always be Britney Spears

I wish it was warm when it snowed
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but it will be cold when it doesn't snow.

I wish dogs could talk.
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted--but they always criticize you.

I wish I could fly.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but now you are a turkey and people REALLY love you at the holidays.

I wish, I knew what was really hidden underneath the Sphinx.
kaoma_malibu_mist 9 years ago
Granted but now you are a worm

I wish my mother in law was nice
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
I can't resist this one.........

Granted, but now you are divorced.


I wish I could be a mermaid for a day.
mauntainmaus 9 years ago
Granted,but you got caught in the Chicken Of The Sea tuna net.

I wish I had more spare time...
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
LOL! These are funny!
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but now you're unemployed.

I wish I could sing well.
kaoma_malibu_mist 9 years ago
Granted but you now live on the moon and no one can hear you

I wish I could the stains out of my towels
tor_star 9 years ago
Granted! But the only way you can get them out is by cutting them out. you now have a lot of towels with big holes in them.

I wish I could finish my PhD tomorrow!
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted---you are now certified in Philosophy of Hierarchical Dimentia

I wish my dog would stop eating my shoes.
Tabbi Kat PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but now he's gnawing on your foot.

I wish I had a new car.
Yvette Marchetti Posted 9 years ago. Edited by Yvette Marchetti (member) 9 years ago
Granted but it's infested with fleas and you can't get the smell of beer and fish out the the interior so nobody wants to ride with you.

I wish I was a super hero.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but you are bound to a deserted island with no one to save.

I wish hurricane IKE would find somewhere else to make landfall.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but now there will never be any rain.

I wish roses didn't have thorns.
Dana_Elliott [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but all roses are now dead.

I wish I had no debt.
Yvette Marchetti 9 years ago
Granted but now you are a tax collector and everyone hates you

I wish I could ride on a shooting star
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but you now have cosmic whiplash.

I wish I had a green thumb.
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted---in fact your entire body is now green.

I wish I was famous.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but now you have absolutely no privacy.

I wish I could visit Alaska.
Yvette Marchetti 9 years ago
HA HA HA Cosmic Whiplash...you know...I think I have actually had that before...
mauntainmaus 9 years ago
Granted,but you step in Husky poop!
I wish drivers were't rude...
Granted, but only to other people and not you.

I wish to live to be 100.

The Host
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but you will never die

I wish to find an ancient treasure.
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- but you're about to be arrested for robbing the museum.

I wish to win a photography contest.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but that will be the only contest you will ever win.

I wish the world spoke one language.
Dana_Elliott [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but it's Klingon!

I wish I could get paid for my photography.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but your only clients are from the tv show "bridezilla's"

I wish I was telepathic.
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted--but the only minds you are able to read are those of politicians.

I wish I were thinner/
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but you will also be shorter.

I wish I could teleport.
stargayzerr 9 years ago
Granted, but you will never land.

I wish I knew how to speak 15 languages.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but now all the world only speaks Klingon and thats the only language you don't know.

I wish someone else would do dishes tonight!
Melissa Widmaier 9 years ago
Granted, but they'll all get broken.

I wish I didn't have to take the bus.
Marisa~ 9 years ago
Granted, but now you have to walk everywhere.

I wish I was invisible.
speech path girl PRO Posted 9 years ago. Edited by speech path girl (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but you can only become invisible during dark nights and dense fog.

I wish I could travel through time.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but you enter the wrong worm hole, and end up in the dinosaur age. Living, breathing jurassic park and you are the only human.


I wish everyone could live comfortably without having to worry about debt.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but now everyone is so bored that they're hideously depressed.

I wish I could play professional hockey.
kaoma_malibu_mist 9 years ago
Granted but now you are a hockey puck


I wish I could have a holiday
Ian McWilliams. PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but its at Never Never land with Michael Jackson

I wish i could stay in bed all day.
tor_star 9 years ago
Granted! You can but it is a bed full of bed bugs and lice and other creepy crawlies.

I wish I could afford to buy a laptop.
Dana_Elliott [deleted] Posted 9 years ago. Edited by Dana_Elliott (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but the technology of that laptop will be circa 2000.

I wish I was closer to finishing my degree.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but you will actually never finish it.

I wish I could see in the dark.
mauntainmaus 9 years ago
Granted,but it will never be dark again.
I wish I had a wide angle lens
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- but it's the wrong brand and not compatible with your camera.

I wish I was an astronaut.
Lost in Tasmania [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but you were on the Challenger

I wish I was a gnome
Marisa~ 9 years ago
Granted, but the dog keeps, uhmmm, "watering" you!

I wished my paychecks were bigger.
Moondance Standard Poodles Posted 9 years ago. Edited by Moondance Standard Poodles (member) 9 years ago
Granted, now IRS is after you.

I wish I could fly like a bird
Maid in Devon 9 years ago
Granted, you're a pigeon and the Peregrine Falcons want you for dinner!

I wish that my boss was more fun
Dana_Elliott [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but he will no longer be your boss.

I wish you could not corrupt my wish.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish there were more hours in the day.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but the day will never end.

I wish the world was at peace.
rogauster [deleted] Posted 9 years ago. Edited by rogauster (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but the world is sucked into a black hole the same day it happens.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of cheesecake.
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- here's a lifetime supply of 3XL-size clothes to go with it.

I wish fairy tales were real.
fesign PRO Posted 9 years ago. Edited by fesign (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but you are the evil one in each fairy tales.

I wish I have a job.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but you work twelve-hour days.

I wish I had a day to relax at the beach.
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but its located on a private nude colony for senior retirement.

I wish that dogs could speak english.
fesign PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but you are a cat!

I wish my life was this song... 'Coz songs never die.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but the only place it will play is in the middle of the desert island on an ocean.

I wish I never had to eat garlic.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but now you're being chased by vampires.

I wish I had a tail.
So swish...granted but, it falls off!

I wish i was in the SUN!
Dana_Elliott [deleted] Posted 9 years ago. Edited by Dana_Elliott (member) 9 years ago
Granted, but you will get a sunburn in 4 minutes.

I wish I was a morning person.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but the only job you can find is working nights.

I wish I were a blonde.
Dana_Elliott [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but you'll be going gray the next week.

I wish I didn't have this virus anymore. I been sick almost a week!
mix's 9 years ago
Granted, but now you’re the subject of a science experiment.

I wish I had an original idea.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but this will be the only idea you ever have.

I wish I could sleep in tomorrow.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but then you'll miss the Publishers Clearinghouse Prize Patrol knocking at your door with a check for a million dollars.

I wish I could bake delicious bread.
tor_star 9 years ago
Granted! But you can never eat it as you are now allergic to wheat.

I wish I could find the inspiration to write the article for the newspaper that I have to write.
Yvette Marchetti 9 years ago
Granted, but your computer crashes, you loose everything and your inspiration is out the window...awwwwww.

I wish I was someones muse.
Asiunka 9 years ago
Granted, but that person is obsessed with you and becomes your stalker.

I wish hurricanes wouldn't form.
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- you've been sent back in time to the Ice Age.

I wish I could marry a prince. =)
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted---but he's the Prince of Darkness.

I wish I had a candy bar.
Granted, but then you go into diabetic shock from the sugar.

I wish I was a teenager again
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~Captain Morgan~ 9 years ago
Granted, but now you are a teenage parent to a newborn.

I wish (and I am really gonna try) to sleep through the rest of hurricane Ike.
[RachelHolbrook] 9 years ago
Granted, but when you wake up, there'll be nothing left in a 50-mile-radius.

I wish my cat wouldn't put his muddy paws all over my bed.
rogauster [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but now it leaves dead birds instead.

I wish I was old enough for a bank account I can withdraw from.
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted, you are 90 yrs old and live in a nursing home.

I wish I could take a vacation.
Maid in Devon 9 years ago
Granted - you get two weeks vacation at the North Pole.

I wish that I didn't have to do the housework on my day off!
tor_star 9 years ago
Granted! Now you have no days off at all. Hope you don't mind being busy!

I wish that it would stay sunny for the rest of the month.
rogauster [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but you accidentally lock yourself indoors and can't go out until October.

I wish I had an outdoor swimming pool.
Moondance Standard Poodles Posted 9 years ago. Edited by Moondance Standard Poodles (member) 9 years ago
Granted but now you have a 12 foot croc living in it.


I wish my puppies would be house trained
speech path girl PRO 9 years ago
Granted -- but they are only house-broken in YOUR house, so you can never sell them.

I wish my sister would return my calls!
Doberdad 9 years ago
Granted, but now she calls you 52 times every day.

I wish my house was cleaner.
Msomi PRO 9 years ago
Granted, but now your house reeks of ammonia all the time.

I wish I could look back at life without regrets.
kaoma_malibu_mist 9 years ago
Granted but you are now 6 months old and will never get any older

I wish I could stop telemarketers calling me
LambeauGal [deleted] 9 years ago
Granted, but now they not only call, but look in your windows as well

I wish my daughter who is away at college called more....
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