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Lazy bitch

betsymartian 6:09pm, 23 August 2006
I'm watching Channel 4 news because my remote control is somewhere under a pile of clean laundry I just tipped on the bed, and I'm too lazy to go digging through it.

Beat that, bee-atch
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I can't beat it, but I'd love to join you.
Ha-HA! Beat that!
maddog. 12 years ago
I think Larry might have eaten the remote.
betsymartian 12 years ago
well poke him on the nose and try to get BBC1 please.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
how many channels are there now in England? Three?
'SeraphimC PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 'SeraphimC (member) 12 years ago
And one chunnel.
Thank you! thank you! I'll be here all week! try the veal, it's really great, and don't forget to tip your waitresses they're working hard out there tonight!
betsymartian 12 years ago
There are 5 terrestrial channels, but many parts of the United Kingdom (including my hometown) only receives four of them.

So you weren't far off VW.
maddog. 12 years ago
I wish I could get tv here. I'm currently without a licence so obviously can't watch anything, except porn.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Really? you need a license to watch TV? But you still get porn?
That's so awesome.
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antomic 12 years ago
i have 900 channels of crap
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antomic 12 years ago
and i'm not lying.
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antomic 12 years ago
i might be slightly exaggerating.
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antomic 12 years ago
but not by much.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Yeah we need a licence cos the BBC doesn't show adverts, so it's all funded by us. And maddog probably means the porn he has on video.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Would someone please make love to betsy for me

(Beat that for lazy)
betsymartian 12 years ago
steve, you can be lazy and still get the job done ;)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Wow. no commercials on tv??
But how do you get your kids to become spoiled brats begging for the latest toy/processed food/video game?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
how much does a license cost?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*raises hand*
I'll take care of it steve.
pixiepie 12 years ago
They just beg for cable instead.
betsymartian 12 years ago
pixiepie just did it, thanks seraphim, you'll have to wait til I get my breath back.

it may be a while.

a licence costs about £112 I think, and there are commercials on 3 channels, just not the 2 BBC ones.
pixiepie 12 years ago
I thank you.

*waits for Bets to catch breath and heads back in...*
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
how long does a license last?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
So you have to pay for a license AND suffer through commericals?
Wow, it's just like cable here, except we get 600 channels of mostly commercials and a little actual programming.
So much for the early '80s promise of paying for content without advertising. How long did that last? Maybe a year?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Rats. I missed out on my opportunity to explore betsy's martian terrain.
Jilly in Philly 12 years ago
the only thing worth anything is HBO and when the sopranos go... well...

*shakes*
betsymartian 12 years ago
seraphim I'm always ready for more.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
is it hot and wet on Mars? Oops, I think I'm in the wrong thread.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*buys plane ticket to Mars*
Napalm Cupcake 12 years ago
Did someone say hot and wet? Oh shit I'm on the wrong thread too!
blushing structure [deleted] 12 years ago
i know im not.
its always hot and wet in here!
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antomic 12 years ago
i'm so lazy, i got a second dog just so i didn't have to play with the first one.
maddog. 12 years ago
*considers*

Good idea...
maddog. 12 years ago
monkeywrench_2003 12 years ago
i started to write a song called lazy bitch but....fuck it this post is to much wor
noxious bulb [deleted] 12 years ago
@antomic: I guess you've got satellite then... I do too... and it's 24 hours times 800 channels non-stop crap. I kid you not. Guess why I'm still on flickr while I should be watching commercials like any decent citizen would?
freekstreet 12 years ago
what's this topic about? I didn't have the motivation to read the top...and I don't understand...can someone call me and summarize? I don't feel like reading or wr
simple purpose [deleted] 12 years ago
who is a lazy bitch? betsy? is that a librarian thing?
noxious bulb [deleted] 12 years ago
Gaah, you almost got me there, freekstreet. And I was too lazy to type your screen name so I just copied and pasted it.
noxious bulb [deleted] 12 years ago
I almost would've written a brief summary, but now I was too lazy to even start. There. (*too lazy to stomp foot*)
betsymartian 12 years ago
I was a lazy bitch, stig my sweet, now I'm better again :)
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revertebrate 12 years ago
If TV had no commercials I might watch it. I also might watch it if it were more stimulating too.

I could steal cable, but I'm too lazy to fix the jack and spend the 15 minutes running the cord to hook it up.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I'd stop watching TV and do something productive if I wasn't so lazy. I write more in this message, maybe even something mildly amusing, if I had the energy.

*hates what he's written but too lazy to erase it*
rev if you lived with me, TV would have no ads... just my willy dancing to old skool ganster tunes!!!
maddog. 12 years ago
I only watch porn. And the shopping channel. Yeah.











Right.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Well Maddog, I'm sure you and Suzanne Paul go way back eh!

*naturally glows*
Buster Pickles 12 years ago
is there a porn shopping channel?
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revertebrate 12 years ago
You have an old school gangsta willy squiddo?

If I watched it, would that make me a creepy old coug? You are buster and kel's trans-species mutant love child. Recently spawned too.
maddog. 12 years ago
'creepy old coug' - hahahahah
hahahaha

no... it would make you a captive audience
maddog. 12 years ago
Are you going to tie Rev up?
Okay...
hell yeah she digs that kinda shizzel
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