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antomic 2:02am, 28 June 2006
this group has the word "anal" in the title.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Supposedly, timing of delivery is everything in a joke. And I think yours is impeccable.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
*smirks and chokes on coffee*
maddog. 12 years ago
*checks*


Whaddya know, you're right.

*splutters coffee*
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
that's the only reason i joined.

that, and betsy told me to.
betsymartian 12 years ago
**beams**
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
*takes bong hit* he said anal.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
anal.. huhuhu ...huhuhu ... huhuhu
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Sometimes, when I am bored and need some titillation, I make my browser window narrow and line the pag up so it reads "Anal Dic."
Actually, not really, but I did get to say "titillation.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Titillation is every bit as fun to say as masticate. Neither is terribly easy to work into every day conversation.
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antomic 12 years ago
you are a cunning linguist and a master debater ms. rev.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
*bows*

And you my good sir, masticate your own hair.

How titillating!
maddog. 12 years ago
Are you two discussing tits? I'm not sure if that is permitted...
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antomic 12 years ago
what about anal?
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antomic 12 years ago
or obsessive compulsive disorder?
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
yes... what about anal and/or compulsive disorder.....

Antomic... was that a request .... or an observation ????
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antomic 12 years ago
um...i, er...uh....
mlizzy 12 years ago
sometimes in the past I have made friends with an O.C. person - not knowing ahead of time that they were O.C. - then it became appearrant as the friendship progress - and it also became appearant that this person was CRAZY !

so that was the end of that.
mlizzy 12 years ago
....er not to imply all o.c. people are crazy.........
* hopes no one took it personally
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antomic 12 years ago
*flips light switch on and off three times*
mlizzy 12 years ago
Okay ! good Ant ! - only three times today ! much better then yesterday
remember yesterday ? you had to switch the light on and off 47 times
good work !
* gives Ant a cookie.
maddog. 12 years ago
I can't believe you come in here and offend people like that Liz

*washes hands for the twelth time this morning*

*turns light on, then off*

*washes hands for the thirteenth time this morning*

*turns light on, then off*
coffee dog 12 years ago
jkfd
pixiepie 12 years ago
Turning the lights on and off with wet hands can be hazardous to your health
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revertebrate 12 years ago
*goes off to check that the stove is off - again*
freekstreet 12 years ago
Ha, I had a friend in high school who had ocd... I used to walk home with him and just when he got to his house, I'd ask him if he remembered to lock his locker...it was funny watching him run back to school.
freekstreet 12 years ago
...ocd friends are funny to be around....and easy to get rid of.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
I had a girlfriend with OCD, she became a wicked seamstress/fashion designer.

*checks on the stove elements again*
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
dic!
pixiepie 12 years ago
Have you turned that iron off....?
freekstreet 12 years ago
you should check the back of your computer regularly to make sure the fan doesn't clog with dust and set fire your hard work....just a thought....


ps: I saw a group of brits on the street today...they so fine.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I have a coworker who has OCD. She has to tell you everything four times. Combine that with the fact she has to tell you EVERYTHING she's doing ("I'm going to the bathroom") and cannot shut up for a second, it's a wonder I'm not in jail.
maddog. 12 years ago
*looks out window*

*pulls curtain*
freekstreet 12 years ago
I always thought I could be successful starting a house cleaning company with OCD employees...Slogan, "We don't stop, till it's OCD done!"

of course, the name would have to be OCD.
JuLieT_ PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by JuLieT_ (member) 12 years ago
For a short time when he was a teenager, my brother had a bit of an obsessive thing going on....

He had to wash his hands a lot but could then never turn the taps off with his hands - he always had to do it with his wrists.
Also when he cooked baked beans, if one got broken he wouldn't eat it.

I think he's got over it now.
It doesn't run in the family - I'm normal




I think



I just broke a seat in the theatre.
Honest Guv... it just came apart in my hands !
freekstreet 12 years ago
stop doing hand-stands on the seats!
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
You were there???

You saw????

*blush
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
OCD cleaning service...
Obsessive-Compulsive Dustbunnies.

Yes! it's brilliant! Dress young women in bunny costumes (as in Playboy, not Bugs) and make them work for me. Charge $500 a visit and pay them minumum wage. ($5 hr and holding steady since 1996!)
freekstreet 12 years ago
Gold! I like the way you think. I smell a business partner! I'm sure we could get a government grant as well for this....some sort of providing a service to people in need....


@juliet - yeah, I saw.....good form.
mlizzy 12 years ago
Juliet - why were you doing handstands on theatre seats ?
maddog. 12 years ago
*chuckles at Ju's bro*
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
mlizzy - it's what we do in England... during the interval
pixiepie 12 years ago
That and queue for the loo.
smiling picture [deleted] 12 years ago
Wait ... I thought you were talking about anal? anal, anal, anal, anal.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
I just get so distracted... sorry

anal anal anal....
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
can OCD affect your sex life?

I would think... but in a very good way.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Does anyone have a sex life?

That would make me sad if you did.

Very, very sad.
Pacdog PRO 12 years ago
Not here!

No sex life at all except..

Nascar?

hmmm..
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
Ummm nope, no sex life here...no way...not me... nu uh.... nada.

*giggles*
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Damn...That giggle gave it away...She has a freaking sex life...Damn her...Damn..damn..damn...
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
I have a sex still life.
maddog. 12 years ago
I was always told 'if you have sex too often the sex monkey will throw bananas at you' and also that 'i think that's illegal'.

Poor old England. I teetotalled very well last night.
mlizzy 12 years ago
steve - there is most likely a sex life for you out there somewhere , don't give up.
mlizzy 12 years ago
key lime - still sex - must be intense - is it like tantric at alll ?
pixiepie Posted 12 years ago. Edited by pixiepie (member) 12 years ago
I think I may have forgotten what sex is like..... with another person anyway.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
No, mlizzy you haven't read my rant on my available dating pool.

I mean I have ruled out all of you that can still bear children and all of you whom have boobs that now fall passed their belt line or those of any age who have "plastic" boobs.

I figure their are exactly 12 women , in the entire world, that I can still mate with. and 9 of those are "ex's".

See my problem?
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
Would you date me if I had a hysterectomy?
smiling picture [deleted] 12 years ago
I have a Sex Dwarf, does that count?
freekstreet 12 years ago
I'd date you even if you had a colostomy.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
*untucks a boob from her waistband and wipes brow with it*
freekstreet 12 years ago
Wow, you should be on star search.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Cor I would date you on either side of the pale.

I would date you as you are the world's most perfect woman.
maddog. 12 years ago
You just love the whole pink thing don't you Steve? I reckon you're having trouble deciding between cozza, revvo and klp...
betsymartian 12 years ago
**wanders in**






**wanders out**
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antomic 12 years ago
HAH! this group has the word "anal" in the title.
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Supposedly, timing of delivery is everything in a joke. And I think yours is impeccable.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
I have deja vu...
betsymartian 12 years ago
I have a headache
maddog. 12 years ago
HAH! This group has the word "ministration" in the title!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
HAH! This group doen't have the word CUNT in the title.

That is so cool.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Alcohol & Drug Program Administration has the same abbreviation as
Anal Dictatorship Powertrip Administration



.....coincidence?
dblues 12 years ago
seems one cunt short!!
freekstreet 12 years ago
I blame it on harrison ford.
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