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freekstreet 6:34pm, 23 June 2006
Post your most worldly advice on life....

don't insult the football team of the guy cutting your hair. I've never seen anyone cut a full head of hair in less than 3 minutes...honestly, it was between commercial breaks while the game was on.

How was I supposed to know the greek guy would be supporting the french team?
betsymartian 12 years ago
be aware that somebody somewhere is watching you

(this is how Maddog is when there's no-one around but Larry)
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
lmao !!! I watched that... omg that is so funny the kid is too cute. see that is EXACTLY why I don't have a webcam... I would forget it was on and I wuold do something stupid like that.

come to think of it...
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
oh yeah and my advice is...

never get caught.
dvs 12 years ago
There are two secrets to success in life. The first one is, don't tell them everything you know.
maddog. 12 years ago
The second: Nuke all your enemies first.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
but how do you separate who is your real enemy and who you just want in a very harsh way?
maddog. 12 years ago
Don't worry about that shit. Nuke em all.
betsymartian 12 years ago
better safe than sorry.
freekstreet 12 years ago
so true. Kill 'em all and let Hubbard sort 'em out.


advice: Never hit on someone that is sitting down.
maddog. 12 years ago
Advice: Don't count your chickens until they is caughted.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Or cauterized.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
always take a shit while you are on the clock at work
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
A bird in a bush is worth two peckers in your hand


uhmmmm wait... I don't think that is how it goes.
maddog. 12 years ago
Don't shit in a friend's mouth.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Don't join the mile high club if you're flying the plane.
maddog. 12 years ago
I love those Darwin awards.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Don't trust anyone without real eyebrows...
♥ Nat hamlin Posted 12 years ago. Edited by ♥ Nat hamlin (member) 12 years ago
Always remember to wash off the DEET before allowing your partner to suck on your neck.

That crap is BITTER.

Unless you enjoy being kissed then having him/her say, "bleeeeech, yuck...ptui...."
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revertebrate Posted 12 years ago. Edited by revertebrate (admin) 12 years ago
Oh, and never have oral sex after drinking extra spicy ceasers. I've heard the screams during and after. Apparently chilli pepper doesn't feel great on naughty bits. Go figure.
dblues 12 years ago
Good advice there!!
freekstreet 12 years ago
**cringes**



ow ow ow.
dblues 12 years ago
Never eat a stinky twinkie!!
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