betsymartian 3:42pm, 1 June 2006
my tummy hurts
betsymartian 12 years ago
unsympathetic answers will be deleted
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revertebrate 12 years ago
:(

Do you have any ginger-tea and a hot water bottle?
SandyJo Kelly. 12 years ago
Mint - Mint tea, anything mint. Mint tea is YUMMY!!!!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I am sooooooooooooooooo sorry your tummy hurts.
maddog. 12 years ago
Damn Betsy!!!





You fucking great jessie. Just grit your teeth and think of England.

Like Steve does.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I don't have anything or a hot water bottle, I'm at work for another hour.

thank you steve, if I was a suspicious person I'd have deleted that for looking sarcastic but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

and maddog, don't be such a tart.
maddog. 12 years ago
Tart, fart, shopping cart.


That's just my opinion anyway.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
No actually I was serious. Sick people bore me and it always upsets me when beautiful women bore me.

It just feels wrong.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'm not sick, I'm perfectly healthy (apart from the pancreas thing), I just have a sore tummy.
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antomic 12 years ago
i went horseback riding last week. trust me, a sore tummy is better than what hurts me right now.
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
I apologize sincerely for my "so fart" comment. but as a mother that is what I tell my children so in essence I was being sympathetic in the way of tough love.

I do offer my condolences and deepest sympathy for you and your stomach and gas problem


on a side note... I don't mean to be mean it's just my role.

I am unaware of the pancreatic situation and all I had to go on was that your tummy was hurting... so naturally I thought.

on a serious note... with a little bit more info I might be able to help because I have some expereince in the medical field.
they have declared me clinically insane
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I have a toothache. Wanna trade?
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antomic 12 years ago
bohaha must have gone back and read the rules.

nice kissing up to the admin. ;)
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ 12 years ago
awww, you want a hug?
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
I hear trepanning is good for tummy aches.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Oh, and, yes, peppersmom, I'd love a hug. Thanks for offering. Would you like one back?
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ 12 years ago
no, I would like cash
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm selling hugs at £14.50ea, including a whiff of body odour and some dog hair.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'll take one
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
How much do you want PM (a hug would be priceless as long as I got one of your silky thongs to go with it and pictures...lots of pictures...ohhhhh and a touch I just want to touch you... nothing more...............Maybe just a lick...........OK,I just want to put my finger in your bellybutton........You say that isn't your belly button.....That's ok It isn't my finger)
maddog. 12 years ago
Where's the money?

(ignoring the rutting)
betsymartian 12 years ago
do you take Paypal?
maddog. 12 years ago
of course
pixiepie 12 years ago
Are hugs generally available? Can we all have one?
mlizzy 12 years ago
my arms are sore from lifting ladders - my legs are sore from climbing ladders - my brain hurts from staring at monitor
how much for a hug and a massage ?
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh Ms. Betsy - you poor poor darling - you work soo hard and don't get near enough appreciation from those around you - this rabble jsut doesn't have a clue what you sacrifice for them. here honey baby - you just sit down here
* pulls up big comfy chair
would you like a magazine ? or maybe a nice bowl of soup ?
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
i don't just kiss up Ant

I also kiss down...

meow
maddog. 12 years ago
Girls.
Hmph.
*scratches stubble*

*scratches arse*
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
*slips a box of orgasmic chocolates under Betsy's door*
♥♥peppersmom♥♥ 12 years ago
I suddenly feel very unclean ;)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
:(
maddog. 12 years ago
Is there no running water there PM?
dblues 12 years ago
beer,lots of beer
gets rid of gas!!
or causes it
can't remember
too much beer!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
When you are on the rag do you go out and live in the little house behind the big house?
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revertebrate 12 years ago
You're a bit confused my dear Steve. The little house is were the men go live when ladies have their moontime.
park it here 12 years ago
Sorry Betsy, wish I had something better to offer than a word of sympathy.
Feel better!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
OK, It doesn't matter to me. When I got single I deceided to only date women who didn't have that time of the month.

There was a small problem with that.

They are all old bitches.

So it is just me and the cats and the dog.
maddog. 12 years ago
Betsy's gonna love this...
betsymartian 12 years ago
hahahahaha just for future reference, I'm not on the rag. If I was on the rag and had a sore tummy I'd grin and bear it like every month, I wouldn't mention it to you bunch of reprobates.
maddog. 12 years ago
what are you talking about woman?
betsymartian 12 years ago
what steve said
maddog. 12 years ago
he didn't say nothing, are you hallucinating again?

*stretches eyesockets*
maddog. 12 years ago
(a cunning double negative)
betsymartian 12 years ago
weird...

...o
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh it's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
easy for you guys to make fun of our ladies-time
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Which is why we need to have a proper indepth discussion about it.

Complete with gory details, the laugher, the tears and charming stories of the pain, the fun times and how Auntie Flo has touched each and every one of us...
maddog. 12 years ago
who?
this site isn't loading properly here
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
Who?

You who.
betsymartian 12 years ago
are you serious revertebrate? we're going to freak the guys out with comparisons of what would have to happen to sensitive parts of their anatomy for them to genuinely understand?
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
I may sound a little naive here but i don't have a clue what you are talking about
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
I once got the stem of a wine glass through my hand...it bled everywhere, even got some on my forehead...hit an artery....

not a monthly occurence, though.
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antomic 12 years ago
*antomic quits group*
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
wait..is it 'men menstruate, women wemenstruate' or the other way around? ..I never was very handy with a pnemonic device
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Womyn mynstruate...

;)
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Only Women Bleed...
maddog. 12 years ago
I had a period fall onto my lap during a movie once. It just sat there for ten seconds before leaping up and skittering over my shoulder before flying away.
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
nathamlin says:
Only Women Bleed...



*stabs Nathamlin in the balls with a screwdriver*


bet me.
maddog. 12 years ago
Fruitcake.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Nuts.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
fritoes
mlizzy 12 years ago
why is nathamlin limping around like that ?
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
No sweat dudes.
Brass don't bleed.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
eggo

..I don't know. It just keeps popping up.

*baroom chuck*
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
eggo? Like lego?

Where can I get a decent cup of coffee at this hour? Mine bores me.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
like toaster waffles ...an idiomatic term that likely doesn't translate to kiwi, aussie or brit
Pacdog PRO 12 years ago
I take paypal also. Hugs cost extra.
smiles are free.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
*hums along with new age music*
maddog. 12 years ago
Toaster waffles?
How are they different from normal waffles?
*rumbles*
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
when they're done cooking...they pop up! It's breakfast for the Attention Deficit afflicted

have some tea maddog, and crumpets
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