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antomic 1:53am, 26 May 2006
how are you feeling today:

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and the ladies:

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maddog. 12 years ago
puss i mean piss





i dom't know
maddog. 12 years ago
fuck
maddog. 12 years ago
its neRLY 3, I CAN'T SEE, UHRR
maddog. 12 years ago
why do they have um caps lock
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antomic 12 years ago
sounds like maddog is .._
maddog. 12 years ago
no
maddog. 12 years ago
not, honrest
maddog. 12 years ago
*growls*
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antomic 12 years ago
*bookmarks the best thread EVER!
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
:-


I miss John
maddog. 12 years ago
y?
maddog. 12 years ago
*ha has*
maddog. 12 years ago
jbytfdiytfd errr
maddog. 12 years ago
is ^ thta rude??
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
what if I feel like this?
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antomic 12 years ago
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my impression of maddog @ 3am completely schnocked
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
pagina
freekstreet 12 years ago
angina.
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antomic 12 years ago
mangina

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Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
phalagina
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
" *bookmarks the best thread EVER! "

I'm with you on this one ant

*saves file as ...*
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revertebrate 12 years ago
crazy
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
I am unclear on what (*) means.

is that a backstage pass?
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
...1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16, stop moving!!! Aaarrrghhh
park it here 12 years ago
that hurts my eyes and makes me want to cry. It could be that I am just so exhausted, though.

i feel inverted but i don't know how to draw a picture of it.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
it's like watching ants on acid
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revertebrate 12 years ago
I can't look at it too long either.
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antomic 12 years ago
i just had a seizure salad
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
your Bodacioiusnessus, *...* is a verbal way of expressing the nonverbal... usually a camera view, or what's transpiring in the author's head ...stage directions, etc..

*hopes everything's now clear*
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antomic 12 years ago
actually she was referring to (*) at the opening of the thread for how the ladies are doing today.

and to answer her, that would be "puckered"
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revertebrate 12 years ago
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antomic 12 years ago
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Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
*hangs head in shame*

wait--I thought it was guy in a canoe

*makes note to read thread openers from now on*
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Well there's something else entirely, called the "little man in the boat". Not sure what the text-art for it is though...
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antomic 12 years ago
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Thats it!
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
not to detract from the lovely display of man in canoe but... is puckered the same as swollen?

and if it is then what would ($) mean...Prostitute?
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antomic 12 years ago
(!)

low angle
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revertebrate 12 years ago
($) = money shot?
maddog. 12 years ago
Jesus Rev. that hurts my head.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
This thread is long enough to scroll past it now

:)
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antomic 12 years ago
did someone say "long" enough?

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maddog. 12 years ago
I wish i understood French.












































I can't believe I have work to do.
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antomic 12 years ago
i wish i understood half of what you were typing at 3am. my sides still hurt from laughter. i couldn't keep up with all the groups and threads you posted in. but the fact that you kept saying you couldn't see still has me dying.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Devez-vous commercer vos lunettes de bière pour les lunettes de lire?
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
i can't hear you guys
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antomic 12 years ago
rev, i think it was the other way around... :D
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revertebrate 12 years ago
4 year old french children speak it better than me.

But I'm exposed to it daily, so I try.
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antomic 12 years ago
ha. that's not what i meant.

i mean i think he swapped the reading glasses for the beer glasses.
maddog. 12 years ago
Ant, I'm upset.

i seriously couldn't see.

The lights were out. Honest.
maddog. 12 years ago
...I couldn't see the keyboard very well. And no-one was home.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Once again I forget about global time zones. It's only just 1am here.
maddog. 12 years ago
And I was shitfaced.


*curses licensing laws*
maddog. 12 years ago
Do you live in Bolivia Rev? I hear the trains run on time.
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antomic 12 years ago
@maddog - damn that's some funny shit

@rev - i'm in your zone as well, straight down
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revertebrate 12 years ago
No, nothing so exotic as Bolivia maddog. I'm in Vancouver BC.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm a bit worried. I'm going to check my 'sent messages' folder...
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antomic 12 years ago
:D
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
As incredibly embarrassing and pathetic as it is (dinnae do it) this is every message I sent when I was skullfucked last night.

I have censored the rude bits.

(Please understand, I am never serious, each message is meant to be tongue-in-cheek) (no, not like that)

"i realise you are pr**ably not real but 'm *** drunk"

"***, i am struggling . it's v ha*d. tonight has been a *** night"

"i am exce**ive;ly drunk and"

"can't see keyvoeardrd"

"naught y, i b *** pidded


pissed, i think yup"

"sotrry,"

"i am comatose,.um keys dom't fit my fihgers
come ro**d, o 'm drunk *** hor*y" (this was sent to someone I in the states and was not an invitation I swear)

These involve about four totally random people. A couple are replies. I hate being drunk.

While reading that, be aware that I don't meet or greet anyone off here and regard flickr and even the internet in general as a pleasant diversion from real life. And right now I should probably go to work.

I don't know why I posted this, but I probably am grateful it wasn't a lot worse.

The lights were out.
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revertebrate 12 years ago
There, there. Have some coffee.
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maddog. 12 years ago
I FUCKING TOLD YOU I'VE RUN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*valium*



*calms down*
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revertebrate 12 years ago
I made some in another thread. Did you leave your cup over at FCU?
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antomic 12 years ago
don't worry maddog. i won't hold it against you that you hit on my mom.

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pixiepie 12 years ago
You need a fried egg sarnie....just to clear the arteries y'know....
maddog. 12 years ago
Your mum has hairy knees ant.
maddog. 12 years ago
And i didn't hit on her, that would be far too complex an action for my simple mind.
maddog. 12 years ago
"Devez-vous commercer vos lunettes de bière pour les lunettes de lire? "

that is hitting on someone!




*has not even attempted to translate*
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antomic 12 years ago
just the knee-pit. the cap is silky smooth. or so dad says:

"wow" spelled backward is "wow"
"wow" upside-down is "mom"
and "mom" upside-down is dad's favorite thing...

thank you.
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antomic 12 years ago
*has not even attempted to translate*

she basically said you had your beer goggles on.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I didn't get any drunken messages, that's not fair.
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antomic 12 years ago
i guess that joke only works in american slang.

"mum" upside-down is "wnw"

yeah, no...
maddog. 12 years ago
*chuckles in French*


That is an impossibility. I'm allergic to flying.

*tells whopping lie*


*chuckles again at 'whopping' *
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antomic 12 years ago
BETSY!

two days hangin around this joint, and you finally show up as i'm off to dreamland. :(
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revertebrate 12 years ago
bedtime sounds good. 'night all, and good morning to the rest.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Larry must have the patience of a saint... bless him!
maddog. 12 years ago
He's annoyed with me as I'm only just now about to take him for his first walk of the day. I do feel guilty and probably shouldn't be admitting this.
pixiepie 12 years ago
No - you shouldn't.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Larry sweetie .... there's always a place for you at my house when you get fed up with Maddog.

(Mind you - you will have to sqeeze up on the sofa as it already has 2 dogs on it)
key lime pie yumyum Posted 12 years ago. Edited by key lime pie yumyum (member) 12 years ago
I hope he pees on your shoe. While your foot is in it. While your foot's in your mouth. as usual.
that'll learn ya.
maddog. 12 years ago
*splutters*

*removes foot*

Harsh and yet also very fair.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
pisstastic!
maddog. 12 years ago
I hope you're not taking the piss, Hahas.

*swings heavy axe*
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antomic 12 years ago
the feeling i get after peeing is almost as satisfactory as the feeling after sneezing.

or any bodily function now that i think about it.

*burp
*fart
*splert

except coughing.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm the Shpleeeen
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revertebrate 12 years ago
You forgot a few.
educated twig [deleted] Posted 12 years ago. Edited by educated twig (member) 12 years ago
Ant, did you know whenever you sneeze your asshole opens?

one time I saw it happen...my friend was leaning against the wall (naked)
and sneezed and next thing I know the drapes were missing...


fact: a sneeze is 1/4 of an orgasm.
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antomic 12 years ago
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmm.....


*puckers
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antomic 12 years ago
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revertebrate 12 years ago
That's called the Valsalva Maneuver. Lowers your blood pressure temporarily too.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
That's how Elvis died
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Elvis is DEAD ??????????

Bugger me - when did THAT happen ?
maddog. 12 years ago
That's an odd request Juliet. I'll send someone round. Actually, Larry's partial to buggery.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Elvis is very much alive. We encourage the false rumor of his demise to keep people from coming to America.
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
He is indeed alive he is incased in sausage lining.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Tis true, he is very much alive - and living in a love triangle with Princess Di & Lord Lucan
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antomic 12 years ago
hilter was gay
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
antomic.... that's a fabrication spread by Winston Churchill !
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antomic 12 years ago
he was spreading "something"
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
There is no need to insult Winston just because he had the face of a bulldog .....
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
Now if he'd had the face of Larry, would the world be a different place today?
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