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betsymartian 2:28pm, 17 May 2006
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Somewhere in all that my brain registered the phrase Your Favourite Monkey

I was about to start liking new flickr for a moment there.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
You're my favorite monkey, Betsy
betsymartian 12 years ago
awwwwww

good answer.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Spank the monkey.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i saw a sign the other day that said CUT TAPE and i thought it said CUNT TABLE..
maddog. 12 years ago
An easy mistake to make.

Someone recently said 'fuck off wanker' and I heard 'I'm buying this round', which was nice.
mlizzy 12 years ago
ah yes the cunt table -
* note to self - call the lady-doctor for appointment
maddog. 12 years ago
Has that discharge started to dry?
*eats snot*
mlizzy 12 years ago
snot eater
poo chewer
maddog. 12 years ago
Why, thank you
*eats poo*

Bit crunchy.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I misread the name of this group. I thought it was called 1-2-3 Dolls and Collectibles.
pixiepie 12 years ago
Shouldn't that be 'collectable'? See Rule 47.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
see? I misread the spelling too.
pixiepie 12 years ago
It's because you're ill.

*mops brow*
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antomic 12 years ago
crunchy? i heard it was spongy.

i said heard!
freekstreet 12 years ago
What the fuck does IMAO mean? I read this and just don't understand. I thought it had something to do with brain functioning, but that's MAO inhibitor.
Then I was thinking it's some chinese dictator brought back from the dead because I'm the white guy with the waving-mao watch and he wants revenge....as in, "I MAO!"
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
What exactly does spongy sound like, antomic? I would think you couldn't hear spongy at all.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Freek,
L L L L L
It's an L not an I

LMAO

Laughing my ass off.
maddog. 12 years ago
Does it hurt?
*goes to work with a striaght face so as to be able to sit down comfortably*
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antomic 12 years ago
spongy makes a pudding noise.
freekstreet 12 years ago
@nathanlin - Ah, I see...L. I never could read Ls...

and here I was worried about being attacked by a dictator that's been dead for 30 years...but, thanks.
And what noise does pudding make (he asked, anticipating the answer "spongy")?
maddog. 12 years ago
"bleurrghck"

when it hits your window during a pudding battle.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'd think more of a *splat* in that situation, actually.
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
*splurge*
betsymartian 12 years ago
there's always *thwack*
pixiepie 12 years ago
Thwack is good. I rather like *KPOW* as well. But you only tend to find that in the Batman tv series.

@Maddog: why can't you sit down and smile? what happens to your arse if you smile?
maddog. 12 years ago
I was worried about it laughing off...
*rigid*
mlizzy 12 years ago
pudding battle sounds fun! lets do that ! what flavors can we use ? what do we wear ? rubber ? nekked ? orange jump suits ?
i would totaly do a pudding battle ? do you have them outside ? what if you slipped on butterscotch pudding and hit yer head on a rock ?
oh pudding battle at stone henge would be cool
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Juliet tools up with a red rubber jump suit and arms herself with a huge plate of profiteroles......
maddog. 12 years ago
Profiteroles???

Nonononono. You need something large and messy, like a big sponge cake or custard...

Jeff Searle, Halls' 25th Anniversary, June 2006
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Well I did say a HUGE plate of profiteroles !
covered in chocolate sauce...
and loads of cream.....
McPHX 12 years ago
Did someone say profiteroles?

freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
*takes picture of juliet in red rubber jump suit and steals profiteroles.*


YOINK!
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Oi..... hands off me profiteroles!!!
freekstreet 12 years ago
that's the second time today someone has said that to me.
mlizzy 12 years ago
pudding
mlizzy 12 years ago
Profiteroles with Chocolate Syrup
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I think you might find this photostream interesting: www.flickr.com/photos/31005401@N00/
freekstreet 12 years ago
I wonder if she has a foot-thing.
pixiepie 12 years ago
That's some serious food-feet thang going on...
mlizzy 12 years ago
weird thing with the feet . but hey it sure must make her happy. maybe some day she'll find somebody else who like feet food
maddog. 12 years ago
I wish I had a foot fetish. I'd be cleaning up a mess by now.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
This one has to be the best of the bunch and deserves comments: www.flickr.com/photos/31005401@N00/77221577/
peaceful library [deleted] 12 years ago
a friend of mine was in the car with me and I was taking her out to eat and she said "OMG NAY THIS IS A LESBIAN RESTAURANT!" I'm like wtf?... then she said "CLAM BUMPERS EEEW!"

I said "It's CLAIM JUMPERS YOU DOLT"
maddog. 12 years ago
Dolts have rights too.

*adjusts bumper sticker*
'SeraphimC PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 'SeraphimC (member) 12 years ago
HAHAHHAAAA! Bodacious, that is priceless and VERY californian.(never seen a claim jumpers anywhere else).
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antomic 12 years ago
the portions are too huge at claim jumpers. fat people wear sweat pants and slippers to eat there.
peaceful library [deleted] 12 years ago
fact: they used to weigh you to see how much you needed to pay for the buffet.

they took that out for some reason... oh to be a rich lardass. <3
maddog. 12 years ago
MMMMMMMM food. I love shellfish. Unlike wee Betsy.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I hate anything and everything that can or does live in water.
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antomic 12 years ago
including david blaine?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
What about water buffalo?
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antomic 12 years ago
you surely can't hate water buffalo wings??
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Even tuna? How can you dislike tuna?
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antomic 12 years ago
tuna doesn't count, cuz it's like chicken of the sea...
betsymartian 12 years ago
yes, including david blaine, I've never heard of water buffalo, I do hate tuna, I can't explain it, but as soon as I realise something lives in water, I can't eat it. I think it just started as not liking fish, other than fish fingers and tuna, but then I stopped eating fish fingers, and now I can't eat tuna either. Nothing that can or does live in water, so I couldn't eat frogs legs either. Or eels. Or shellfish. Or anything like that at all.

On the plus side, I'd eat pretty much any bird or mammal that was dumped on my plate.
mlizzy 12 years ago
lamb ? would you eat lamb ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
You know, sheep I don't eat as a matter of course but only cos they taste crappy. And therefore I wouldn't eat lamb.

But veal is delicious. So it's not a moral thing.
maddog. 12 years ago
Lamb is beautiful.
Maybe that should have been plural.
mlizzy 12 years ago
lamb is gamey
freekstreet 12 years ago
lamb makes me misappropriate.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
I like noodles.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
fried baloney - the san fransisco treat
*humming*
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revertebrate 12 years ago
Tofu...tofu....tofu.

Hmm. And leather boots.
maddog. 12 years ago
If we talkin bout food, I love oysters. And kfc. But only Bluff oysters.
mlizzy 12 years ago
a like chicken pounded flat into a chicken picatta- but i don't like a thick chicken breast. i don't like tomatoes but I like slasa and marinara sauce. I can't stand anything with horseradish -even the slightest bit .
baloney and peanut butter sandwich !
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Mangoes fresh off the tree.
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
fritos !
짜디그노스 (Zadignose) Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 짜디그노스 (Zadignose) (member) 12 years ago
@betsy: I guess you're not too fond of live octopus tentacles then?

Edit: I found a better video, so I changed the link!!!
freekstreet 12 years ago
yum, dried octopus with ketchup and mayo! that's the way to go.
betsymartian 12 years ago
to the point where I'm not even clicking on your link, mate.
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antomic 12 years ago
ugh. it's best you dont.

ever
freekstreet 12 years ago
that's gold...
maddog. 12 years ago
I haven't - is there gore?
maddog. 12 years ago
grrr, didn't work here

*grumbles*
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antomic 12 years ago
squirmy tentacles in a bowl with chopsticks. a real delicacy.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
a big hunk of velveeta and a bowl of ketchup for the dippin'
freekstreet 12 years ago
now that's livin'!
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
...in the finest trailer park tradition
maddog. 12 years ago
*yearns for the simple trailer park life*
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
*twitches*

*scrapes all visible whitish substances on the floor into a line*
maddog. 12 years ago
That flour'll do your sinuses no good Sphere
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
I save the flour for paper machet projects -- right now I'm working on a 9 foot figure of Juliet holding a rollerskate
mlizzy 12 years ago
wow i'd like to see a picture of that !
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
You love everything Lizzy.

*praises jesus*
freekstreet 12 years ago
praise
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antomic 12 years ago
p raise the lord....

i think i will translate that to russian...
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antomic 12 years ago
oh










nsfw?
freekstreet 12 years ago
I think they changed their beliefs....

raise
maddog. 12 years ago
Is that somethink kinky relating to corduroy?
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