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betsymartian says:

In this thread, just hit Ctrl+V and let's see what the last thing you copied to clipboard was. Maddog did it in another thread and I think it's interesting.
**edit** OK maybe interesting is the wrong word, what I mean is, it'll be interesting to see what people are working on.
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betsymartian says:

New developments in restrictive covenants and freehold land
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*steve_gobeil* says:

"Have them make a chest of acacia wood—two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half high. [a] Overlay it with pure gold, both inside and out, and make a gold molding around it. Cast four gold rings for it and fasten them to its four feet, with two rings on one side and two rings on the other. Then make poles of acacia wood and overlay them with gold. Insert the poles into the rings on the sides of the chest to carry it. The poles are to remain in the rings of this ark; they are not to be removed. Then put in the ark the Testimony, which I will give you. "Make an atonement cover [b] of pure gold—two and a half cubits long and a cubit and a half wide. And make two cherubim out of hammered gold at the ends of the cover. Make one cherub on one end and the second cherub on the other; make the cherubim of one piece with the cover, at the two ends. The cherubim are to have their wings spread upward, overshadowing the cover with them. The cherubim are to face each other, looking toward the cover. Place the cover on top of the ark and put in the ark the Testimony, which I will give you. There, above the cover between the two cherubim that are over the ark of the Testimony, I will meet with you and give you all my commands for the Israelites. "Make a table of acacia wood—two cubits long, a cubit wide and a cubit and a half high. [d] Overlay it with pure gold and make a gold molding around it. Also make around it a rim a handbreadth [e] wide and put a gold molding on the rim. Make four gold rings for the table and fasten them to the four corners, where the four legs are. The rings are to be close to the rim to hold the poles used in carrying the table. Make the poles of acacia wood, overlay them with gold and carry the table with them. And make its plates and dishes of pure gold, as well as its pitchers and bowls for the pouring out of offerings. Put the bread of the Presence on this table to be before me at all times.
"Make a lampstand of pure gold and hammer it out, base and shaft; its flowerlike cups, buds and blossoms shall be of one piece with it. Six branches are to extend from the sides of the lampstand—three on one side and three on the other. Three cups shaped like almond flowers with buds and blossoms are to be on one branch, three on the next branch, and the same for all six branches extending from the lampstand. And on the lampstand there are to be four cups shaped like almond flowers with buds and blossoms. One bud shall be under the first pair of branches extending from the lampstand, a second bud under the second pair, and a third bud under the third pair—six branches in all. The buds and branches shall all be of one piece with the lampstand, hammered out of pure gold. "Then make its seven lamps and set them up on it so that they light the space in front of it. Its wick trimmers and trays are to be of pure gold. A talent [f] of pure gold is to be used for the lampstand and all these accessories. See that you make them according to the "Make the tabernacle with ten curtains of finely twisted linen and blue, purple and scarlet yarn, with cherubim worked into them by a skilled craftsman. All the curtains are to be the same size—twenty-eight cubits long and four cubits wide. [g] Join five of the curtains together, and do the same with the other five. Make loops of blue material along the edge of the end curtain in one set, and do the same with the end curtain in the other set. Make fifty loops on one curtain and fifty loops on the end curtain of the other set, with the loops opposite each other. Then make fifty gold clasps and use them to fasten the curtains together so that the tabernacle is a unit. "Make curtains of goat hair for the tent over the tabernacle—eleven altogether. All eleven curtains are to be the same size—thirty cubits long and four cubits wide. Join five of the curtains together into one set and the other six into another set. Fold the sixth curtain double at the front of the tent. Make fifty loops along the edge of the end curtain in one set and also along the edge of the end curtain in the other set. 11 Then make fifty bronze clasps and put them in the loops to fasten the tent together as a unit. As for the additional length of the tent curtains, the half curtain that is left over is to hang down at the rear of the tabernacle. The tent curtains will be a cubit [i] longer on both sides; what is left will hang over the sides of the tabernacle so as to cover it. Make for the tent a covering of ram skins dyed red, and over that a covering of hides of sea cows. [j] "Make upright frames of acacia wood for the tabernacle. Each frame is to be ten cubits long and a cubit and a half wide, with two projections set parallel to each other. Make all the frames of the tabernacle in this way. Make twenty frames for the south side of the tabernacle and make forty silver bases to go under them—two bases for each frame, one under each projection. For the other side, the north side of the tabernacle, make twenty frames and forty silver bases—two under each frame. Make six frames for the far end, that is, the west end of the tabernacle, and make two frames for the corners at the far end. At these two corners they must be double from the bottom all the way to the top, and fitted into a single ring; both shall be like that. So there will be eight frames and sixteen silver bases—two under each frame."Also make crossbars of acacia wood: five for the frames on one side of the tabernacle, five for those on the other side, and five for the frames on the west, at the far end of the tabernacle. The center crossbar is to extend from end to end at the middle of the frames. Overlay the frames with gold and make gold rings to hold the crossbars. Also overlay the crossbars with gold. "Set up the tabernacle according to the plan shown you on the mountain. "Make a curtain of blue, purple and scarlet yarn and finely twisted linen, with cherubim worked into it by a skilled craftsman. Hang it with gold hooks on four posts of acacia wood overlaid with gold and standing on four silver bases. Hang the curtain from the clasps and place the ark of the Testimony behind the curtain. The curtain will separate the Holy Place from the Most Holy Place. Put the atonement cover on the ark of the Testimony in the Most Holy Place. Place the table outside the curtain on the north side of the tabernacle and put the lampstand opposite it on the south side.
"For the entrance to the tent make a curtain of blue, purple and scarlet yarn and finely twisted linen—the work of an embroiderer. Make gold hooks for this curtain and five posts of acacia wood overlaid with gold. And cast five bronze bases for them. "Build an altar of acacia wood, three cubits [l] high; it is to be square, five cubits long and five cubits wide. [m] Make a horn at each of the four corners, so that the horns and the altar are of one piece, and overlay the altar with bronze. Make all its utensils of bronze—its pots to remove the ashes, and its shovels, sprinkling bowls, meat forks and firepans. Make a grating for it, a bronze network, and make a bronze ring at each of the four corners of the network. Put it under the ledge of the altar so that it is halfway up the altar. Make poles of acacia wood for the altar and overlay them with bronze. The poles are to be inserted into the rings so they will be on two sides of the altar when it is carried. Make the altar hollow, out of boards. It is to be made just as you were shown on the mountain."Make a courtyard for the tabernacle. The south side shall be a hundred cubits long and is to have curtains of finely twisted linen, with twenty posts and twenty bronze bases and with silver hooks and bands on the posts. The north side shall also be a hundred cubits long and is to have curtains, with twenty posts and twenty bronze bases and with silver hooks and bands on the posts. "The west end of the courtyard shall be fifty cubits wide and have curtains, with ten posts and ten bases. On the east end, toward the sunrise, the courtyard shall also be fifty cubits wide. Curtains fifteen cubits [p] long are to be on one side of the entrance, with three posts and three bases, and curtains fifteen cubits long are to be on "For the entrance to the courtyard, provide a curtain twenty cubits long, of blue, purple and scarlet yarn and finely twisted linen—the work of an embroiderer—with four posts and four bases. All the posts around the courtyard are to have silver bands and hooks, and bronze bases. The courtyard shall be a hundred cubits long and fifty cubits wide, [r] with curtains of finely twisted linen five cubits high, and with bronze bases. All the other articles used in the service of the tabernacle, whatever their function, including all the tent pegs for it and those for the courtyard, are to be of bronze. "Command the Israelites to bring you clear oil of pressed olives for the light so that the lamps may be kept burning. In the Tent of Meeting, outside the curtain that is in front of the Testimony, Aaron and his sons are to keep the lamps burning before the LORD from evening till morning. This is to be a lasting ordinance among the Israelites for the generations to come
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*steve_gobeil* says:

This was the last thing I saved. I am doing a 3D project called "god is a shopping cart lady" and one of the items in the shopping cart is a copy of the plans for the Ark.
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Jochiewajij is a group administrator Jochiewajij says:

These free knitting patterns are very easy, and are great projects when you are just learning to knit. Some allow you to just knit every row (garter stitch), while others ask you to combine knitting and purling in certain ways. There is no shaping involved with any of these patterns, so there is no increasing or decreasing.

See Abbreviations and Learning To Knit if you need help. The Knitting Forum is also an excellent resource and a great place to ask for help when you don't understand something about a pattern.

Have fun knitting and keep practicing. Add new skills as you become more comfortable.
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maddog. says:


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.candy says:

www.usafoods.com.au/index.php
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betsymartian says:

well thank you those of you who decided to play the game. and those of you that are taking the piss can go fuck yourselves.
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.candy says:

I just took maddog's most recent post as yet another love letter to a four-legged animal...I've heard that sheep lovers dig on llama too...
I am happy to have found a store in Australia where I can buy home food...
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maddog. says:

Betsy, are you in that irritable Monday morning thing? Or is it the other? You know, shopping withdrawl or something?
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betsymartian says:

sugar withdrawal, I've had a headache for the last two weeks.

so don't fuck with me.
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maddog. says:

*drawls*
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betsymartian says:

**craves jelly babies**
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second flock [deleted] says:

while i > 0:
# If the number is <= 9 we need to add a zero before it to ensure the pc name is correct
if i <= 9:
leadingzero = "0"
else:
leadingzero = ""

try:
iplist.append(socket.gethostbyname(room+leadingzero+str(i)))
except:
print "Error looking up \""+room+leadingzero+str(i)+"\". Hostname does not exist. Skipped.")
i -= 1
continue

i -= 1

return iplist

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Needs indentation really...
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BeccaG says:

(Honestly....my clipboard is empty)
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betsymartian says:

that's OK Becca, I kind of thought that would happen sooner or later. Mine's empty right now too, I just emptied it :)
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

Here I Am Air Supply Easy Listening 3:43 5/14/06 5:37 PM 128 kbps 44.100 kHz


uh....let me explain....please.

my father brought my mother to my house yesterday, and he was trying to burn a CD on my laptop when i went to pick a friend up from the airport?

how he managed to get this on my clipboard, i have no idea.

i laughed out loud just now when i pasted this, and yet somehow and am deeply ashamed...
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Kilaloe sunrise says:

" Spoke with Dr. Woychuk who wanted to apologize for taking so long to get back to us. He was looking for the AMA guide but couldn't find it. I told him I could fax him the relevant section if that would help. He gave me his fax number. Dr. Woychuk will get in contact with us once he has reviewed the AMA guide and will inform us if he will be able to do the medical evaluation. "
Gvt crap
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mlizzy says:

www.niata.net/cropshop/archive_photos.html
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judicious power [deleted] says:

www.flickr.com/photos/thechisa/
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kilaloe_sinrise says:

(using the combined value chart at page 252-253)
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McPHX says:

Multivariable Predictive Control (MPC) techniques coupled with robust online product quality predictions. Successful project at for Sasol Alpha-Olefins.

*I don't know what it means either.
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betsymartian says:

see? it's fun!
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Kilaloe sunrise says:

It's pretty interesting.. You had a good idea Betsy!
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maddog. says:

sterling work
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betsymartian says:

oh I'm not taking credit, maddog did it first.
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various zoo [deleted] says:

NOTE: We'll also need 5 reams
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'SeraphimC says:

Giving us that bunch of film is Eastman Kodak, the second big factor. Candace Chapman and Lorette Bayle have provided us with a sizable donation of motion picture film stock. Film (as opposed to video), for those of you who might not know, is an expensive medium. We're so very glad Kodak continues to contribute to low-budget independent filmmaking like ours. Their support is invaluable.

Oh, and there's a third big factor: Dr. Tonse Raju
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maddog. says:

to set up a commercial studio specializing in six foot wide prints.
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maddog. says:

www.flickr.com/people/54268242@N00/
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maddog. says:


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betsymartian says:

goodness, look at all the metal.
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mlizzy says:

ow. ow.
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betsymartian says:

and neither one of them really looks like she's enjoying it all that much...
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maddog. says:

zzzz maybe the one on the left was hungry and the one on her back had just vomitted...
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betsymartian says:

I thing the one on the left is going "you call those boobs?" and the one on her back is thinking "I hope she likes tiny boobs"
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

yoink!
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freekstreet says:

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. In 1816, a German chemist named J.W. Dobereiner devised a way of automatically igniting a jet of hydrogen. Unfortunately, it required powdered platinum to act as a catalyst.
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maddog. says:

Du bist eine gaaanz süße MAUS...



(I was planning on starting a foreign translation thread when looking at comments earlier, what does that mean?)
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짜디그노스 (Zadignose) says:


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짜디그노스 (Zadignose) says:

I just sat down in a PC-Bang (internet cafe), and this was the first place I came to... nothing in the clipboard.
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various zoo [deleted] says:

feel bad. I don't think my family suspected that you were a prostitute. I think they were just happy I brought a date to Mother's Day dinner. My mom really liked your purple wig and six inch clear heels. She also
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♥ Nat hamlin says:

pushing in at the back
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betsymartian says:

www.flickr.com/photos/hobby_blog/148183030/
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judicious power [deleted] says:

www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=90789971&context=poo...
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maddog. says:

sue
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maddog. says:

www.flickr.com/people/97908511@N00/
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key lime pie yumyum says:

Delete Sexual Predators
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Jochiewajij is a group administrator Jochiewajij says:

tomorrow
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maddog. says:

Καλωσήρθατε στο Βικιλεξικό, ένα έργο συνεργασίας για την παραγωγή ενός ελεύθερου πολύγλωσσου λεξικού σε κάθε γλώσσα, με τους ορισμούς, τις ετυμολογίες και τις προφορές.
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maddog. says:

i wants to feel like a man. i want to be chuck. chuck is cool. he knows karate and everybody loves him. and he makes cool movies and he's a true patriot and also peacekeeper and he has cool guns i think and a african american partner in "walker, texas ranger" so he's also non racistic and politically correct at the same time. he also is very kind and protective to ladies but never shags them, that's very masculin because he can control his hormone-induced urges and stick with his holy principles. the man's a saint. nono, he must be the son of god, in disguise. gawddamn, i adore this man.

get me a pair of these for my birthday, and i'll express my gratitude in unprecedented quantity. oh... i asked something. dependence is not very manly, is it?

(i crawl back into a secluded space, sobbing... never will i be able to be chuck norris)
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maddog. says:

non amo le foto molto ritoccate, ma arrivederci pastrami devo dire che questa è garbatamente sexy, e trovo divertenti e maliziose quelle spighe spagetti bolognese.

Certo, ora aspettiamo quella del con fuella don maserteroni bagno con fotorita bella che ti aspetta sulla me ontonio battigia con l'asciugamanto, wimflatiponio.
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maddog. says:

Cynthia
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Korova Fartbar says:

www.flickr.com/photos/big_aldavies/149970212/
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Alex Eames says:

www.flickr.com/photos/97453308@N00/149522170/
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maddog. says:

impeccable, flawless, stupendous, phenomenal, nonpareil
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pixiepie says:

Quite.
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maddog. says:

this is probably nsfw, though it is art.

www.flickr.com/photos/thincam/131148809/
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pixiepie says:

Classy. Although the one before is somehow more disturbing.
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maddog. says:

seleniumhorseynun was loved by many and will be missed.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. The pubs are still open, however, so it's not all bad news.
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Pumpkin Delight says:

“Come in!” cried the King, with a trout, trout, trout. “Today we fish in the tub!”
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freekstreet says:

Ps. I am sorry to hear that none of your ex-girlfriends have contacted you, I guess you are having trouble dealing with the fact that it is really over. But don't worry, we will find you a new set of woman age 40 +with lots of gray hair and wrinkles.
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♥ Nat hamlin says:

Empty. Sorry.
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'SeraphimC says:

Kierkegaard is sometimes regarded as an apolitical thinker, but in fact he intervened stridently in church politics, cultural politics, and in the turbulent social changes of his time. His earliest published essay, for example, was a polemic against women's liberation. It is a reactionary apologetic for the prevailing patriarchal values, and was motivated largely by Kierkegaard's desire to ingratiate himself with factions within Copenhagen's intellectual circles. This latter desire gradually left him, but his relation to women remained highly questionable.
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peaceful library [deleted] says:

antomic: tell him i wouldnt fuck you with HIS dick


is there really an explanation required?
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

it's true...i wouldn't
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revertebrate is a group administrator revertebrate says:

37. Naughtiness should be cleaned up immediately!!


Meant to ask about that rule anyway.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

fuck rule 37

see first post to this group ever ;)
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

for you lazies.
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maddog. says:

After seeing so many lone heroes fighting the ceaseless onslaught of nuclear bomb wielding Arab terrorists at the US, I hereby predict the next hits for US TV.

Friends: Ross sees that Ugly Naked Guy is building a nuclear device. See how Phoebe helps him to dismantle the device and almost causes a 3rd World War and how Monica thinks that Chandler has a relation with the Ugly Naked Guy. Don't miss Joey using Plutonium for a BBQ.

Seinfeld: George gets arrested by Homeland Security because they believe he is a Arab terrorist building a nuclear device. In prison he gets to know an actual Arab terrorist and his plans to destroy the US. George and Kramer are able to find the HQ of the Arab terrorists, but almost fail without the help of Jerry. See Elaine discussing her relationship problems with Mahmud Eppersani, the leader of the Arab terrorists.

Law & Order: See the gripping legal drama between good and bad as a small team from the New York City homicide department and lawyers from the Manhattan District Attorney's office try to prove that the explosion of a nuclear device in NYC was not a case of self defense.

Walker, Texas Ranger: See Walker beat the hell out of Arab terrorists. Oh, and he dismantles a nuclear device with an elegant Low Kick.

Herbie: See Herbie talk a nuclear device out of exploding. Simply lovable.

Magnum, P.I.: An Navy Admiral and old friend of Magnum from the Vietnam war claims that the Vietnamese want to kill him. As Magnum investigates, he finds evidence that his friend is betraying the US by smuggling nuclear material stolen from the Vietnamese and selling it to Arab terrorists. Together with the Vietnamese Secret Service they are able to recover the nuclear material and apprehend the US traitor. Don't miss Higgins telling a story how he build a nuclear grenade while serving in south east Asia and Rick trying to sell the nuclear material to some tourists.

Home Improvement: Tim builds by accident a nuclear device, while improving his hot rod. After consulting with Wilson he decides to dismantle it only to discover it stolen by Arab terrorists. See Tim recover the nuclear device with the help of Al. Don't miss Jill talking about how she build a civil nuclear reactor for school when she was a girl.

Star Trek: The crew of the Enterprise fly back in time to save the US from a attack with nuclear devices by Arab terrorists. Don't miss Spock swimming with nuclear submarines and Pavel Andreievich Chekov stealing a nuclear wessel while James T. Kirk tries to win over a 20th century woman.

ER: An Arab terrorist is brought to the ER with abdominal pain. While operating, Dr. John Carter discovers a nuclear device. See how the amazing Dr. Kerry Weaver keeps everything under control. Don't miss Nurse Carol Hathaway giving birth to quadruplets.

X-Files: Mulder discovers that aliens are using Arab terrorists to attack the US with nuclear bombs. Don't miss the unconscious Scully missing how Mulder dismantles the bombs before they are beamed away by other aliens.

NCSI Nevada - Nuclear Crime Scene Investigation: See these experts determine the cause of every nuclear explosion in the US with criminologist perfection.

The West Wing: See U.S. President Bartlet ordering a preemptive strike on a Arab country building nuclear weapons.
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judicious power [deleted] says:

shhexycorin's tits


(sorry - felt an editing urge - maddog)
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judicious power [deleted] says:

nice job maddog.. you ruined my obsession..
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maddog. says:

It still links well total, and this way reduces the scrolling
*cunning toothy smile*
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'SeraphimC says:

Reticulated Splines -BW
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freekstreet says:

I found his father....

because they're closet freek haters.
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'SeraphimC says:

www.download.com/AVG-Anti-Virus-Free-Edition/3000-2239_4-...
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maddog. says:

Freek, I just gave it a tweak.
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maddog. says:

Raise a tent of shelter now,
though every thread is torn

Dance me to the end of love

Dance me to your beauty
with a burning violin

Dance me through the panic
till I'm gathered safely in

Touch me with your naked hand
or touch me with your glove

Dance me to the end of love...
to the end of love
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babasteve says:
for some reason your words - your choice of words - give me a sweet, melancholic, warm, sad, pleasant, anticipatory feeling. they remind me of the wonderful ancient classic literature of the persians... or moguls... or indus... or arabs. anyway, i like what you say!
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♥ Nat hamlin says:

Delete4"
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freekstreet says:

tweaking it is okay...I have no personal attachment to it...it was just to send back to a friend that sent me a picture of himself with dreads.....(they're not even real!)...he's the fat miscellaneous one on the right.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

*paste

True story : when I was diagnosed with diabetes about 3 weeks ago, I had to see a nurse to learn how to do my injections and stuff. She was telling me all about what happens when you have a hypo, and now you'll get really pale, and irritable, and shaky. And my sister, who'd kindly come with me for moral support, pipes up "shit, how will we tell the difference?".
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maddog. says:

Terry Venables could be appointed as a senior assistant to England coach Steve McClaren after FA officials gave the idea the green light. (Mail/Times)
Southampton director of football and former England rugby coach Clive Woodward has been offered the manager's job at a Football League club. (Mirror)

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan is lining up Graeme Souness to replace Iain Dowie as manager. (Mirror)

Wigan are interested in West Brom midfielder Zoltan Gera. (Times)

Fulham boss Chris Coleman hopes his remaining £7.5m budget will be enough to land Robert Huth and Wayne Bridge from Chelsea. (Sun)

Andriy Shevchenko's £45m move could be jeopardised after Chelsea claimed AC Milan tapped up Didier Drogba. (Mirror)

Wigan are expected to accept an improved bid of £5m from Spurs for Pascal Chimbonda. (Independent)

Jonathan Woodgate could return to Leeds from Real Madrid as he battles back and hamstring injuries. (Express)

Sheffield Utd want Villa's Lee Hendrie, with a price tag of £1.6m and £18,000-a-week wages. (Sun)

Wigan have offered £7m plus midfielder Damien Francis for Crystal Palace striker Andrew Johnson. (Independent)

Spurs are confident of signing Carlton Cole from Chelsea for £2m but may miss out on Glen Johnson, who has his eyes on a move to Lyon. (Times)

Lyon's £18m-rated midfielder Mahamadou Diarra says he would rather join Real Madrid than Man Utd. (Mirror)

Liverpool are ready to swallow a £5m loss to let striker Fernando Morientes join Real Betis for £2m. (Mirror)

Derby must decide whether to sell 17-year-old Giles Barnes, with Everton, Man Utd and Newcastle tracking the £3m- rated midfielder. (Independent)

Aston Villa will have to find £2m more to land centre-half Jolean Lescott from Wolves after their initial £3m bid was turned down. (Mirror)

Portsmouth are interested in Red Star Belgrade striker Nikola Zigic. (Times)

Stoke City's new chairman Peter Coates wants to lure former manager Tony Pulis back from Plymouth Argyle. (Times)

Crystal Palace midfielder Ben Watson is a target for Middlesbrough and Fulham, with a £1.5m price tag. (Times)

Nigel Spackman is expected to be named as Millwall manager, five years after leaving Barnsley. (Times)

Chelsea want £5.5m for Robert Huth with Everton and Wigan leading the chase for the German centre-half. (Daily Mirror)

Tottenham have had a £5m bid for Wayne Bridge rejected by Chelsea because he has a future at Stamford Bridge. (Daily Mirror)

Dutch striker Dirk Kuyt has told Newcastle he wants a chance to shine in the Premiership. (Daily Mirror)

Newcastle have place Charlton striker Darren Bent on their summer wish list. (The Sun)

Rangers could be set to sign Rennes duo William Stanger, a 21-year-old midfielder, and 20-year-old defender Antoine Ponroy. (Daily Record)

Dundee will confirm Alex Rae as their player-manager within the next 24 hours. (Daily Record)
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Archie Pix says:
I'm very cross at the BBC's appalling grammar.
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freekstreet says:

www.geocities.com/ninjoetry/index.html
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♥ Nat hamlin says:

flickr.com/photos/59858157@N00/148893485/?#comment7215759...
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maddog. says:

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maddog. says:

Obviously from reading several of the comments here, nobody's been to Japan. This photo is reticent of some of the culturally acceptable norms there. Here in the US and in the UK, there's a real -and quite serious- concern about child porn. I think it's duly noted and I wouldn't pressure anyone to back off an inch about it.

MF's portrait doesn't strike me as child porn, but I'm sure some might see it that way due to the lack of wrinkles, moles, and foot-long pubic hairs found on older female homo sapiens.

While not a crotch shot fan myself, MF has a point - there's nothing revealed here that you can't see a whole lot more of down at the beach, or on a smutty commercial on prime time TV. The fact that the whole intent of the photo is apparently to draw your attention to her vagina, is probably the single most annoying concept that many of the other women here on DMU object to.

It smacks of the marginalization of women as sex objects, and fuels the debasement of an otherwise wonderful gift to be enjoyed between consenting adults into something cheap and somewhat meaningless.

Sex without love and committment is the fundemental dividing line between social order and chaos.

I vote for order.
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mlizzy says:

i vote for chaos - thats
order- 1
chaos -1
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*steve_gobeil* says:

And I vote for ordered chaos
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maddog. says:

I don't vote. I make the rules.
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educated twig [deleted] says:

Nay (5/24/2006 12:11:29 PM): inbetween the table and the chair
david something (5/24/2006 12:11:46 PM): damn, you're owning me like a salami sandwich
Nay (5/24/2006 12:11:57 PM): if wishes were ponies
Nay (5/24/2006 12:13:35 PM): I thought that said "you're downing me like a salami sandwich"
david something (5/24/2006 12:13:53 PM): lol
david something (5/24/2006 12:14:27 PM): hell yah
david something (5/24/2006 12:14:29 PM): see that shot?
david something (5/24/2006 12:14:34 PM): that was all lucky skill
Nay (5/24/2006 12:14:35 PM): HELLYAH
Nay (5/24/2006 12:14:37 PM):
david something (5/24/2006 12:15:05 PM): oh boy, oingo boingo, wild

(explanation) shooting yahoo pool with a "friend" and having casual talk =]
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maddog. says:

park it here says:
I need a little help from those knowledgeable in the British slang.

I am reading a book by a British author and at one point someone uses a string of words in calling someone a name. I understand wanker, tosser and a few others. But there was one word I've never heard before.

What's a "berk"?

Thank you for enlightening me.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

maddog...please cut and paste this back to park:

berk Noun. Idiot, objectionable person. Derived from the rhyming slang Berkshire Hunt or Berkeley Hunt, meaning 'cunt'. Normally Berkshire and Berkeley would be pronounced Barkshire and Barkeley. This expression is generally accepted as inoffensive despiteits source. Also spelled 'burk'.
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

thanks to peevish
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betsymartian says:

you're all taking the piss and you can all fuck off.

**flounces**
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key lime pie yumyum says:

Hippies Use side door
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

betsy, is that a cut and paste from a note you left for your flatmates, or was that directed at us? ;)
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

"i heard they're making a sequel to the DaVinci Code. it's going to be called I Know What You Did Last Supper"
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maddog. says:

this is my faithful, yet slightly loopy, hound.
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maddog. says:

Ant, I already told him when I saw the post.

*collects mail*
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antomic is a group administrator antomic says:

yeah, i figure it came from elsewhere and must have been answered. i just thought i was being clever telling you to paste my answer back...

*smiles at own wit
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'SeraphimC says:

Jeff and the Puppy
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