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So Fucking Bored

betsymartian 8:04pm, 8 May 2006
sorry, but I am. With the exception of a lovely flickrmail conversation I'm having, which is going altogether too slowly, I am incredibly bored.

get your arses in gear and talk to me.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Is this a new rule Betsy?
betsymartian 12 years ago
no it's purely optional.

*meekly* but it'd be nice.
maddog. 12 years ago
Have you fulfilled any wishes? Lamb chops'd be nice.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I haven't fulfilled any wishes yet, but I will give you lamb chops since you ask so nicely.

check your grill, I predict they will be cooking nicely by now.
maddog. 12 years ago
They stuck in my teeth, which is a regular occurrance. Damn you teeth! Damn you all TO HELL!!!!
maddog. 12 years ago
(Yes, I love that movie)
betsymartian 12 years ago
damnit, do I have to threaten you people before you'll talk to me?!
maddog. 12 years ago
You scare people.




*hides*
betsymartian 12 years ago
but I was meek!

please talk to me

I promise not to be horrible.

:(
freekstreet 12 years ago
uhh...

*stepping forward from the crowd hiding behind the pillar*

.......hi!
*trembling*
betsymartian 12 years ago
**gives freek street all kinds of treats, including chocolate, a remote control tonka truck and a new cat**
maddog. 12 years ago
What???? Where's my prezzies?

Hmmph!
freekstreet 12 years ago
YES! best friends FOREVER!
maddog. 12 years ago
I missed getting another ebay camera I've been hunting for weeks earlier. Grrrr. By seconds.
I just want a cheap compact digi still/vid jobbie...
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog you get special admin prezzies, as discussed in the special admin place where the random members can't get to.
freekstreet 12 years ago
*sulking*
*although quite impressed with the remote controlled tonka truck*

Wanna buy my digi still/vid jobbie?
betsymartian 12 years ago
**gives maddog a big bag of presents including a giant pump-action supersoaker, a year's supply of beer and a doggy whore for larry**
freekstreet 12 years ago
Are you trying to rub that in my face??? "doggy whore" was number 1 on my list of things I need.
betsymartian 12 years ago
sorry, I will rephrase.

**swaps Larry's doggy whore for a canine whore**

**passes doggy whore to freek street**
betsymartian 12 years ago
**isn't best chuffed at having to bribe people to be her friends**

:(
freekstreet 12 years ago
okay okay, I could also use the super-soaker for the nancy that sits across the street on his front porch with his dalmation (he EVEN HAS A DALMATION FLAG ON HIS HOUSE!!!!) and drinks tea...ha! I said, "nancy".


Or, you could just go and do the super-soaking yourself...I'm not sure if I want to get to close to him.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Holy crap, I'm so bored.

or, boring.
maddog. 12 years ago
Just got a new compact off ebay.

*raises eyebrows at above comments*

Huh....?
betsymartian 12 years ago
what's a compact?

freek, you don't get to choose your presents, you get what you're given, isn't that enough?
freekstreet 12 years ago
yeah, I think there was something in the paint I just sanded...but, I'm flying high!

*runs around the room with arms out making airplane noises*
maddog. 12 years ago
digi
maddog. 12 years ago
Needed a vidcam, got cheap compact digicam.

*ponders Larry-porn site*
freekstreet 12 years ago
*lines up to be first to register for website*
betsymartian 12 years ago
sweet dreams my lovely chatty boys.
freekstreet 12 years ago
Oi! night night. sleep tight, guv'na!
freekstreet 12 years ago
(singing) "Lonely, I am so lonely. I have nobody for my owwwwn!"

*sing to himself as he slowly leaves the room*

"All alone, pretending -they're- beside me...
All alone, i'll stay like this 'till morning...."

*checks one more time before closing the door to make sure no one is inside*

*mutters*
mlizzy 12 years ago
helloooooooo?



*echos
freekstreet 12 years ago
*pops head back in...just to be sure.*
park it here 12 years ago
This whole time thing is fucking with my ability to chat you up Betsy. That and work. If only I didn't have to work. Where is the rich sugar-daddy I so long for?
maddog. 12 years ago
Don't look at me. Poor Bets, you lot aren't looking after her well enough. Sort it out or there will be
trouble.
I saw Three last night. Kelly Brook is delicious.

*plans fishing expedition*
park it here 12 years ago
Do you get to destroy anything today Maddog?
If so, swing the sledgehammer once for me.
maddog. 12 years ago
I will do Park. The first job on the list, after I pick up my new hard drive, is to dig out more of these goddamnmotherfucking footings in Woodbridge which the building inspector has told us have to go down further - oh. Sorry? You don't give a shit?


No sledgehammering today unless I get pissed off. Ron (I name all my tools) just sits there waiting for action.



Ok, I know how that sounded...
betsymartian 12 years ago
yes indeed
freekstreet 12 years ago
mmm hmmm...

*slowly backs away and goes back to hiding spot.*
betsymartian 12 years ago
don't be afraid freek street, I doubt if you have anything to fear from maddog's tool.
second flock [deleted] 12 years ago
y0.

I'm in work, and I'm bored.

I also don't "get" this group...
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
I am bored too.. i wish i had my camera. so i could show every one what i just saw..literally it was a horse and buggy driving my my office, the only thing that came by in the past 30 minutes
betsymartian 12 years ago
xiol, what don't you get? I'll gladly explain if I can. Not that I really understand it myself half the time ;)

totalvo, I believe you, I'm sure you didn't hallucinate or make up the horse and buggy.
freekstreet 12 years ago
My cat is talking to me, again...


and it's kinda insulting.
betsymartian 12 years ago
freek, get it some kitty porn

**cuts close to the bone and waits for fall-out**
freekstreet 12 years ago
I made that mistake once...never again...that cat humped my leg for a week, I was afraid to lay down at night.
freekstreet 12 years ago
(please appreciate the fact that I totally skipped over mentioning kiddy porn.)
second flock [deleted] 12 years ago
It's not that not getting something necessarily mean it's a bad thing! ;)
betsymartian 12 years ago
nobody mentioned kiddy porn. if your accent makes you talk funny and mispronounce kitty porn then it's your problem. ;)

ahhh OK xiol, just don't want our members feeling left out :D
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
people drive horse and buggy in my town betsy.. there is a groop of people in my community that refuse to use technology. they live like people did in the 1700's
grocerystore
betsymartian 12 years ago
totalvo, I was joking, we have horses in the UK too you know.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
but you live in london.. i am sure that you do not have amish people living in your city. www.religioustolerance.org/amish.htm
i was just trying to give you an idea of how boring it is here. I just watched a mother duck walk her baby ducks across the road in front of the office.. it is a little tiny tiny tiny tiny town i live in.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Totalvo I've lived in London for a year, I've lived in lots of other places too.

None of them had Amish communities but I have lived in very tiny towns.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
i don't really think that is true.. you seem to sophisticated to and cultured to have ever lived in a small town..
betsymartian 12 years ago
HAHAHA

are you trying to chat me up? I lived in a small town til I was 18.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I would have called the cops on that asshole (can I say that here?), he's double parked...

think you're so fancy with your horse and buggy...taking up TWO spots????!?!?! (I'm an angry city person)
maddog. 12 years ago
I was brought up out in the sticks in NZ, amongst sheep - my Dad is a sheep farmer...

*wistful nostalgia wafts by*

...yeah, funnily enough, I have heard all the jokes and lurve them all. Though I'm quietly glad the Welsh get good sheep-joke-flak over here.
mlizzy 12 years ago
in iowa they make sheep jokes about minnesotians
example A :
what are the three lies a minnesota farmers tells
1. i bought this hat
2. i don't take no money from the government
3. i was just helping this sheep over the fence
mlizzy 12 years ago
@totalvo - be glad ya don't live in abig nasty city- if there were ducks crossing the street in LA - they'd be pate on the center line
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
mmm.. i have never lived in a rural area until now betsy so it is a little akward for me to get used to. I have always lived in cities. now it is the simple country life for me..I miss talking with intelligent beautiful women such as yourself.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i was once in pennsylvania - near Climax
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm memorizing your posts for Friday night 'vo...
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
mlizzy i was so worried about you when you went to reno..
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog is that why you keep accusing me of being welsh?
freekstreet 12 years ago
My fecking cat has fleas...or he's been rolling around in the rice bag....

*so close to going feline-icidal.*
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
@totalvo ---worried , my pet ? why ? didn't you think I wasn't coming back ? no no no i'd never leave you or the other anal dictators
betsymartian 12 years ago
**beams**
maddog. 12 years ago
Sorry, I's bin dismantling moi puter.
mlizzy 12 years ago
especially the most beautiful anal dictaor of all time -Queen Betsy !
* goes to one knee , places hand over heart
I pledge my troth to thee
betsymartian 12 years ago
awwww :D

but I don't know if a girl can pledge her troth to another girl... I suppose nowadays you can pledge your civil partnership...
mlizzy 12 years ago
- ah but think of it in a platonic artsy kinda way
- hey are you in london ? what's up with that space ship thingie ?
mlizzy 12 years ago
betsymartian 12 years ago
OK, platonic artsy-style, thank you for pledging your troth to me. :)

yeah I'm in London, which space ship thingie? that elephant's EXCELLENT. No idea what the story is though
mlizzy 12 years ago
there's this street theatre spaceship elephant puppet girl deal - the sultains elephant ? you must find it and photo it ...
mlizzy 12 years ago
here it is ! waterloo place ? is that in london ?
www.flickr.com/photos/14639616@N00/143863017/
what is this thing ?
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
betsy Iam sure any man or woman would be so happy to get to know you even for a brief time..you are so charming and kind
betsymartian 12 years ago
you're starting to freak me out
mlizzy 12 years ago
ooo i like "betsy lam"
betsymartian 12 years ago
eh?
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
Someone mention sheep???
I am Welsh - but don't hold it against me.

Now I live in the tiniest town ever... no shops, no buses, no nothing.
Oh wait.... there is a pub!
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
o besty I am only trying to charm you... perhaps i will take it to the flirt groop where you are a little more flirty
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I demand equal flirting here and now.
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
*elbows thru the crowd*

I'm after this steve bloke
maddog. 12 years ago
We may have to start a new thread to deal with all this commotion.
Luckily for you Jules, Welsh people haven't been banned from here.
In fact, I invited Charlotte Church to join us but she was drunk and didn't understand me.
betsymartian 12 years ago
heh heh total I'm just not used to men saying nice things to me ;)
maddog. 12 years ago
Oh, so someone has got up has she?
My fucking laptop is playing up.
*slaps hard*
ewnkls
betsymartian 12 years ago
excuse me, I've been up for an hour, but I've had things to do before I could sit down at the computer.

you're so demanding
maddog. 12 years ago
You're setting a bad example to the lowlifes.
betsymartian 12 years ago
how am I doing that then?
maddog. 12 years ago
*falls asleep*
betsymartian 12 years ago
now who's a bad example?
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