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betsymartian 11:01am, 5 May 2006
go on then
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*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
On a scale of 1 to 10 How good are you in bed (actually I don't care how good you are in bed but rather how good a sex partner you might be)?
betsymartian 12 years ago
Well Steve I don't know, I've never been told. Let me do a little research and get back to you.

Oh sorry, I assumed that was for me, maybe you meant maddog.
maddog. 12 years ago
3014.
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
yes i have a question for betsy,
what is your favorite TV show and why ?
maddog. 12 years ago
She watches the shopping channel i heard.
mlizzy 12 years ago
ooo good question - pray enlighten us unwashed masses, please Mr. maddog, please Ms. betsy ??????
mlizzy 12 years ago
does this mean that turn around is fair and the admins will get to ask the phillestiens questions ? or do you know all you need to know from the application form ?
* feckin' 10 pages
maddog. 12 years ago
I think you inadvertantly broke a rule there Lizzy
maddog. 12 years ago
*spanks*
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
yes this is a place to ask them questions.. they are kind enough to provide this forum for us
betsymartian 12 years ago
my favourite TV show... well that depends, I watch a lot of TV. I do love CSI (the Vegas one), but I also really like House, I think it's interesting to work stuff out. And also I like to learn things like forensics and medical stuff.

On the other hand, I was a HUGE fan of Buffy and Angel when they were on TV, and now Supernatural, I also like occult stuff cos it's weird.

Thank you for asking totalvo.

Next question please. :D
judicious power [deleted] 12 years ago
this is one for maddog:what percentage of tennis balls do you think end up on the legs walkers for the eldery ?
park it here 12 years ago
What's it all for? (that's my question)
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Dear Betsy,
How do you keep your eye so damn beautiful? restorative naps? Eye massages? Special drops?

Dear maddog,

is that your street name, or are you actually an insane canine?

Yours,
Seraphim
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Oh, and another question:

What's the difference between buggering and rogering?
And is there a difference between a git and a wanker?
maddog. 12 years ago
1. 37% if its a hot day.
2. I have rabies.
3. Buggering hurts yer arse, rogering requires a mobile phone.
4. A git is very small. Wankers are on the sex register.
5. Semolina.
Chalky Lives 12 years ago
I would just like to ask betsy if she likes being choked during sex, and if so, why ?
maddog. 12 years ago
Cos she talks too much.
park it here 12 years ago
Here's my next question: What the fuck is that new avatar Maddog?
maddog. 12 years ago
I have a dirty filthy long tongue.

I can't say any more.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Seraphim, my eye is just that beautiful, but I would like to point out that for all you know it's gone right downhill since this photo was taken and now I might have no eyes at all. Check out my photos, it's a serious possibility.

Chalky, no, I don't, thanks for asking.
maddog. 12 years ago
Morning Jocko.
maddog. 12 years ago
*rolls over, plays dead. Bubbles and boils*
Chalky Lives 12 years ago
Hi Betsy

Thanks for answering my first question.

I do have one more question to ask, if I may.

Do you like having your arse slapped when your getting fucked from behind ?
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
She likes it when I do it.

I think your wrists would be too limp though, Chalk.
Chalky Lives 12 years ago
I could hand out an olympic standard arse whacking any day of the week
maddog. 12 years ago
Some fucker is hammering something into the wall two feet in front of me.
Why, I ask myself?

Because they're new around here, is the answer.

Any other questions?
betsymartian 12 years ago
Chalky I can't answer any more sex questions because I am a virgin and therefore have no idea what you're talking about.

Except when Corin does it, then it's all good.
Chalky Lives 12 years ago
Is it ok if i do it to corin while she does it to you ?
JuLieT_ PRO 12 years ago
My question to Maddog.... is your wife as nuts as you are?
betsymartian 12 years ago
Chalky, as I've mentioned, I'm as pure as the driven snow, and therefore have no idea what you mean.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
If you are still a virgin does that mean that you spit instead of swallowing.
betsymartian 12 years ago
See rule 9. I do neither, I never ever get the chance, nobody wants to do me.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Than you just rented the woman who's eye you use for an icon. She is quite the looker and doesn't look either old or dried up.

If you did just rent her foward me the phone number of the agency and I may see if I can book her for a weekend or so.
betsymartian 12 years ago
no, that's me, I have a very nice eye, but the rest of me's horrific, and my personality's pure shite.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
But you have a pretty mouth.
betsymartian 12 years ago
nah, you just like the nonsense that spills forth from it. Although, having said that, a lot of my bitches seem to like my mouth...
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
just a tad hard on yourself aren't you?

So many COME backs to your last statement and I am so proud of myself that I didn't take the "cheap" SHOT.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Ah, but steve, you implied them all... lol.

So crafty,
park it here 12 years ago
no admin ever answered my first question. i must be crap.
oh well.

* leaves home to find a bridge good for jumping from...
betsymartian 12 years ago
what's it all for park it? well that's a difficult question to answer. Unfortunately I have to go and buy milk for my porridge right now because despite my request on the List last night, nobody delivered it to me in bed.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Steve, you're so money


















































(shot)
maddog. 12 years ago
Park. Rephrase your question.

The answer might be "good for nothing little bastard!!" *slap* *crunch*


Or "for heaven's sake, you haven't put the rubbish out!!!" *wail*
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
Chalk, you realy don't need to ask, just don't put me off my stroke.
maddog. 12 years ago
Juliet, I'm not married and I'm not nuts. I'm so very very sane it hurts. A lot.

*pats head*
betsymartian 12 years ago
Mrs Maddog is Larry. Don't pity him, he's the only one that can keep the raging Kiwi in line.
maddog. 12 years ago
Larry isn't my bitch, he's a demanding little fucker. Hmmm.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I didn't say Larry was your bitch, I said he was your wife.

that makes you the bitch, bitch.
maddog. 12 years ago
Wife strife. Larry has taste.
betsymartian 12 years ago
which explains why he wouldn't marry you no matter how much you begged.

I can't decide whether to make potato soup for lunch or sausage sandwiches.
maddog. 12 years ago
I had pork scratchings.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I had sausage sandwiches, and then pineapple rings.
maddog. 12 years ago
Bet that hurts when you take a dump.
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog you are such a weirdo.
maddog. 12 years ago
*guffaws*
park it here 12 years ago
Ok, my existential angst has vanished in the night. I have awakened refreshed and renewed to take on Sunday.
Betsy, you'll be pleased to know that I'm spending my Sunday at an art exhibit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
oooh I am pleased to know that.

however, I'm also hungry.

fix it.

please?
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Question for Betsy:

Did you miss me while I was away in jail this weekend, or what?


for some reason, I have the saying, "Heaven's to Betsy!" stuck in my head. Ha! heaven's too betsy!
park it here 12 years ago
I'm sure that I'm much too late to fix your hunger problem now. So sorry Miss Betsy.
betsymartian 12 years ago
freek street, the answer is no. sorry.

park it, yes indeed, right now I'm sitting down with my tea and toast, last night I got pizza.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I knew it! actually it wasn't jail, just northern ontario....but, it's all the same.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm fed up with this jail lark. I preferred it in the asylum.
betsymartian 12 years ago
don't worry, they're coming to take you back as we speak.
freekstreet 12 years ago
so true...but in jail you get the macdonald's breakfast (if you're only there overnight).
maddog. 12 years ago
*checks time*

hope they don't notice my torch

*nervous scribble on toilet paper*
betsymartian 12 years ago
bump.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
question: why does mtv canada suck so badly? is it because it's owned by ctv? or is it that they won't stop talking? or is it because the hosts are all from cable-access channels? is it like this everywhere???
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
not wanting to jump into betsy's boots, but the words "mtv" and "canada" should tell you everything you need to know.
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
of course, I do actually want to jump into betsy's boots.
maddog. 12 years ago
I wish I had fmbs.
freekstreet 12 years ago
hmm....good point.
betsymartian 12 years ago
OK Corin answered that question well (yup, we're training her up nicely), are there any more questions you'd like to ask?
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
if some women like guys with ponytails and/or earrings, why don't any women like guys with manboobs?
freekstreet 12 years ago
Who let ricki lake on television....again?
dvs 12 years ago
Can I go next? Um, ok. Haha! Um, here goes. Ok. This question is for, um, Betsy? God, I'm SO psyched, I'm like yer biggest fan, and I really really really like your work. Heehee. So, um, here's my question. So, um, like, I was just wondering about this, so here goes. If you were, like, um, Oh my god... Hahaha!

Ok. This is for Betsy? Well, if there was this guy that you liked? But he didn't really look at you? Um, like, well, what would you do?
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
Why does MTV Canada suck? Because MTV sucks more or less anywhere. Plus TV in general. But I'm biased. Probably a little less than CTV, but not as biased as Canwest-Global.

;)
admin
revertebrate 12 years ago
oops, that wasn't a question.

Ok. Maddog:

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
freekstreet 12 years ago
it's true....it's all bullshit.
betsymartian 12 years ago
dvs all the guys I like don't really look at me. I get over it and move on to another guy who doesn't really look at me.
maddog. 12 years ago
I haven't had breakfast yet.
Awww Bets, stop being morbid.
*scolds*
I'm about to have coffee and whatever I can find, possibly leftover something on toast.
maddog. 12 years ago
Poached eggs. You?
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Marmite on toast. This time for REAL. (I put it in chili--it actually richened it up nicely)
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'm gonna be SO late for work.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
*not looking at betsy*
betsymartian 12 years ago
I am not morbid, maddog you little queen.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
*not looking at maddog*
maddog. 12 years ago
'Little queen'?

*minces angrily*
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
this blows. I never got my question answered.
betsymartian 12 years ago
VonWiffle, some women do like manboobs. That's not to say that men like what those women have got to offer in return.

Sorry for the delay, I had to do some research.
freekstreet 12 years ago
sorry, that's my fault. I'll take a shot at it though....

Women are, for the most part, completely fucking confused about what they like and don't like...This is proven in the fashion industry, where yearly the style changes and the abundance of fashion magazines.

If you have man-boobs, I say, you rock your man-boobs all you want. It's not that woman don't like man-boobs, they just don't like them yet! You're time will come when you can swing your man-boobs freely in public without the restraints of a shirt. And you know what will happen? Women will swoon. So you hold your man boobs tight for, one day, you're time will come, VW!
educated twig [deleted] 12 years ago
hey as long as his tits aren't bigger than mine, I'm cool wit it.

not really...manboobs would indicate either too much estrogen or too much beer.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
Sorry VW
*puts dress back on*
Manboobs are just wrong.
various zoo [deleted] 12 years ago
so instead of joining a gym and working off my manboobs, I should just wait for them to become popular? I'm ready for women to swoon NOW. Maybe there's an indigenous tribe somewhere that already worships manboobs. I'll become their leader. I'll have the biggest hut. And I'll get all the native women.
betsymartian 12 years ago
You could just get them reduced VW. Surely some flat-chested girlie would sponsor you to have your manboobs removed on the understanding that their contents was donated to her own attempt at mammaries.
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
hi. first time poster, though i've been a little gay for one of the admins for a while

this question is for betsy.

betsy, what's a girl to do?
betsymartian 12 years ago
First things first, delicious aloysius, a girl is to take a piping hot bubble bath with candles and music and chill out.

Then she is to watch some Quantum Leap or Buffy or Angel, and then laugh at how stupid boys are.

The rest will come naturally.
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
so brilliant.

you are the queen.
betsymartian 12 years ago
**beams**
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*stares in fascination with a silly smile*
delicious aloysius 12 years ago
*walks off with bubble bath and buffy episodes featuring spike*
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