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Money-spinners

maddog. 4:21pm, 26 April 2006
My lazy worker Ben
Ben's Bloody Graze, April 2006

has be telling me about his cunning plan to make money in the summer by catching bumble bees and freezing them (they survive freezing apparently) then tying cotton to them and selling them on the beach, like miniature balloons that buzz.

I think he's onto a massive new trend there that will undoubtably take off if he markets it correctly.

Does anyone else have any spectacular innovative ideas on how we can all become multimillionaires overnight?

And don't be giving me none of that IP rights crap either.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
START A CHURCH! Yes! I can't believe I'm the only one that thought of that...oh, wait. Now, I just needs to finds me-selfs a god, err something like that...any takers?
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
I am a ordained pastor in the church of universal truth and I will be happy to bless things for you (for a per cent of course)
freekstreet 12 years ago
cool, because I have this *ahem* holy *ahem* sacrament that needs some...uhh...blessing just before it's purified in the water chamber and cooled in the ice chamber.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
...making the sign of the cross...


Dominie, dominie, dominie Your all catholics now.

please drop $100.00 in my boxers on the way out.
freekstreet 12 years ago
every service shall begin with the theme from "dr. who" and I'll fly in on ropes, suspended from the ceiling. And of course, it will...I mean...it shall be held in the local highschool cafeteria.
maddog. 12 years ago
God (and I mean that most sincerely) that's a great idea.
Steve, can you please bless me too, for i have sinned.
Many times.

Even with animals.

Once with Cindy Crawford.

And in The House Of Our Lord.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Yeah, and not only is it a massive tax break. But you can make any rules you want, and anyone that appears to be blocking you from practicing these rules is treading on your fundamental freedoms! Yes! Join now for 3 easy payments of 49.99...uhh, please?
maddog. 12 years ago
Fundamental freedoms are not permitted here.
betsymartian 12 years ago
steve I was a catholic to start with, that means you have to give me the contents of your boxers.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm not sure whether Catholics are allowed Bets...
Ah, you're lucky, they are...
freekstreet 12 years ago
Sunday's Lesson: Eternal Punishment.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I'm a bad catholic, if it helps.
freekstreet 12 years ago
is there such thing as a good one?
maddog. 12 years ago
Every Catholic girl I've known has been filthy and eternally marked.
But the Chilis were entirely correct, they rule. Here, anyway.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i went to catholic school - but only for twelve years
mlizzy 12 years ago
it's true. Immaculate Conception was the school . I even went one semester to an all girls catholic college..only one semester - then i ran for my life screaming into the pagan night chased by the sisters of mercy........
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
Quality.

Catholic School Girls Rule.

I knew a few from St Peter's in PN when I was a kid. They wore green.

Twelve years probably turned you into a right old ********** (censored by anal administration)
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
Seems my church idea has already been stolen, damn Christian Scientists. Even stole my topic for next Sunday. That's it, I'm consulting my IP lawyer.

www.flickr.com/photos/freakstreet/138214895/in/pool-dicta...

*stumbles back to his commodore 64 to work up something new*
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm building a Space Shuttle. So there. I'm going to hire it out.

To rich people obviously.
Fuck knows why I'm telling you lot.
freekstreet Posted 12 years ago. Edited by freekstreet (member) 12 years ago
damn I can't even afford a pro account...is that why she left me?

I know where we can find some test monkeys though...they're a little bit gangster, though.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Damn, I still love catholic school girls. when I was young (er) a date with a catholic school did mean you were going to get some.

Those plaid skirts and knee socks still make my heart beat faster.

Betsy you are quite welcome to anything you might find in my boxers.
freekstreet 12 years ago
I can not agree more with you. Plaid skirts and knee socks...they do it everytime.
maddog. 12 years ago
I prefer wrinkly old women, they're always eager to please, and the gums are amazing.
mlizzy 12 years ago
lechers.
freekstreet 12 years ago
yeah, lechers are alright, too.
BillyWarhol PRO 12 years ago
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