betsymartian 7:43pm, 21 April 2006
who wants to be my bitch for the weekend since maddog's too weak?

let the bidding commence.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
You can be mine if you want to.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I really would like a new bitch for a day or two.
betsymartian 12 years ago
steve I don't think you understood the question.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Don't be coy, Steve.

Everyone knows I'm your bitch.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Ahhh, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy

I understood your question but it appears that you didn't quite grasp my responce.

Corin tells me you are quite the hot little bitch so you might be fun for a day or so.

Plus you can clean my house.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I understood your response, but I'm the admin here and as such couldn't give a fuck about your needs. literally or figuratively.

what makes you think you deserve to be my bitch? I have to say, admitting you'll only last a day or so hasn't exactly put you top of the list.
betsymartian 12 years ago
actually your lost friends and lost loves set is kinda sexy... maybe I'll let you audition.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Do you like to be tied up?
betsymartian 12 years ago
fuck off, I'm not playing trust games with some random internet bitch.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Damn, corin was right. You are the spukey one.
betsymartian 12 years ago
spukey? what's that?
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Steve, you know I love being tied up.

Leash me, baby, leash me.

woof.
Melmoth the Wanderer 12 years ago
Ladies, Ladies, Ladies.

It is a well known web fact that "Stevie" is a post op transexual who sublimates his (her) physically dissonant existance by making morbidly stereotypical comments.

S/he does try, but we all know s/he is a lilly livered milksop.

Please don't take this interjection as an offer of bitchood. All I know is Steve=Bitch Betsy=Bitchee.
betsymartian 12 years ago
watch your tone Melmoth, and your use of the word bitch, suffix or no suffix
mlizzy 12 years ago
could you please post a Bitch job description so I can if I am qualified to to apply ? (or if I even want to apply.....)
betsymartian 12 years ago
well much as I do hate the discrimination, my bitch will have to be a boy. But mlizzy you feel free to advertise for one of your own. Or else, you could apply to be Steve's bitch.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Damn, I tell the bitch she is hot and she tries to give me away.

Who is this mlizzy person?
betsymartian 12 years ago
if memory serves Steve the last thing you said was that I was spukey.

whatever the hell that means.

mlizzy is a chick who talks such filth I thought she was a dude. You'll like her.
mlizzy 12 years ago
hey - what the fuck ? hi steve !
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Filled with spunke.

I do like my women to have some class. I think that is what draws me to you.
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
Will you be my bitch, bitch?
mlizzy 12 years ago
to which bitch are you refering ?
betsymartian 12 years ago
yeah, which bitch?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
To the mlizzy bitch.

The new lust of my life.
betsymartian 12 years ago
awww I feel like I've played a part in hooking up you bitchiz.

you don't want me anyway, steve, I'm a fucking idiot. I just cut myself. With scissors.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
@BM

That's hot. I love running with scissors.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I wasn't running, I was just sitting here, cutting stuff, and then I cut myself.

Gigantic spaz.
betsymartian 12 years ago
well since none of you bitches has come through for me I'm going to bed now, alone.

sort yourselves out while I'm gone, I expect you all to be paired off by morning.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
If you wear the dog collar I will come right over.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i'm not really comfortable with the word "bitch"
how about- "goddess of wanton lust" -?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Works for me.

Let's try this.

Oh my goddess of wanton lust...

Did that make your panties damp?
mlizzy 12 years ago
if i were wearin' 'em
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
OK

We have a great potential here.
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
* wondering what are the rules about dirty thread talk, hmmmm what would betsy want me to do or WWBD ?
* randy dialogue is however quite intriguing and and causes tingling sensation
- why don't we go down the hall and talk about this some more ?
* looking up at him
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Talking to oneself is obviously a sign of property depreciation within ones neighbourhood.
maddog. 12 years ago
Liz, I'm shocked. You told me you wore Tweed.

*mutters about the group spiralling into the nether regions*
mlizzy 12 years ago
I have worn tweed. and i will wear tweed again.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Tweed panties! Don't they itch?
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh my no ! knickers! cotton!
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Damn and I thought you Brits were a really tough lot. Tweed panties!
mlizzy 12 years ago
i'm not brit, i'm a yank. who does not wear tweed knickers. sometimes i wear a twedish jacket. as for my knickers material...... let us retain some mystery
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I thought everyone who used the word "Knickers" had to be a Brit.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Mystery is a good thing.
mlizzy 12 years ago
i just hate the p-word - so i've always said knickers instead
♥ shhexy corin ♥ PRO 12 years ago
What do you call your cunt?
park it here 12 years ago
lizzy:
p-word...
pineapple?


shhexy:
pineapple
mlizzy 12 years ago
p-word = the word for underwear-
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
@shhexy -my bidness --------------------------------- in armenian its "bootz"
maddog. 12 years ago
Cunt has a lovely ring to it.
Panties. What's wrong with pppppant eeeees?
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I am trying very hard but my fingers seem to have a mind of their own.

ppppppppppaaaaa

kickers

ppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaa

knickers

Sliding your knickers down over your lovely ass just doesn't have the same ring to it.


But for the sake of our furture children I will try.
maddog. 12 years ago
Furtive children?
*steve_gobeil* PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by *steve_gobeil* (member) 12 years ago
Fur covered children who don't wear panties
squacco 12 years ago
monkeys?
.candy 12 years ago
monkeys wear diapers, not panties
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
I have been smitten by the goddess of wanton lust and wish to bear her children.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
I wear planties at work sometimes, they're very similar.
betsymartian 12 years ago
let's all impregnate steve
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
My boar can produce 2 cups of hot thick bubbly semen in one shot.
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
i wish also for steve to bear my children. I'll take two of each in various colors.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
I want steve to have some bear children.
Ice Nine 12 years ago
I think Steve would do better having Koala Bear children...
mlizzy 12 years ago
little furry darlings
mlizzy 12 years ago
@Steve - if you say the p-word - we don't stand a chance.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
pussy?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*honestly confused*
mlizzy 12 years ago
p-word is that sleezy nasty- old- man sounding word for knickers. i'm fine with the word pussy
maddog. 12 years ago
Panties, pussies and phlegm prancing proudly thru Prague. On a Monday.
mlizzy 12 years ago
two thumbs down on phlegm - two thumbs up for prancing proudly.
maddog. 12 years ago
Up where?
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh I really meant to say - under
maddog. 12 years ago
Under the straps of your loons?
mlizzy 12 years ago
no, as my loons are strap-free
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
It just doesn't roll off the tongue...Knickers from Victoria Secrets...loona are even worse.

Oh goddess of wanton lust does pussy wrappers work for you?
maddog. 12 years ago
Flapwraps.
mlizzy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by mlizzy (member) 12 years ago
@ steve --God of Furry Children -----I'm fine with pussywrappers if you ahd your fellow gods are fine with prickwrappers ?
maddog. 12 years ago
Taking the piss out of blokes and our bits isn't covered by the rules so wrap away...
mlizzy 12 years ago
* going to the drawer where the cockwrappers are stored.
* opens drawer, blows away dust
mlizzy 12 years ago
* shuts drawer
maddog. 12 years ago
Ow.



Shut it slowly next time.
mlizzy 12 years ago
sorry -keep it out of the way next time and it won't get pinched.
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Yowza
mlizzy 12 years ago
yowza indeed
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
I have some stale wonton wrappers in the freezer. Will they work?
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
Mmmm...edible p-wrappers...
mlizzy 12 years ago
i think it's certainly worth a try - but you may need to defrost them first or they wont wrap well
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