maddog. 6:20am, 11 April 2006
With curtains and big pillows.
.candy 12 years ago
you are a total dork
maddog. 12 years ago
Yeah.
I'll delete it later.
Are the seats uncomfortable?
maddog. 12 years ago
Is that better?
.candy 12 years ago
The bed is itchy.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
hey candy... glad to see you here... of course, the fact that mad dog is watching is more of a turn on.
maddog. 12 years ago
Sorry. I'm going now.

*locks door*
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
how sad... I've scared another person away
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antomic 12 years ago
it might be when you said "excuse me while i whip this out"
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antomic 12 years ago
oh...sorry, i thought this door was locked.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
antomic, you're whipping stuff out again?
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antomic 12 years ago
last time i did that, i put an eye out.

of course it was my own. :(
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antomic 12 years ago
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supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
that's kinda hot
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antomic 12 years ago
yeah, but now my neck hurts.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
but it was worth it, right?
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antomic 12 years ago
i've had better.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
who hasn't?
.candy 12 years ago
I wasn't scared, you silly.
Had to go shop for MEAT and other foodstuff.
I wish there was some cute phrase like 'whip it out' that applied to girls...
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antomic 12 years ago
there is. it's plural.
.candy 12 years ago
Nah, not the girls, the golden valley of unending bliss...you know, milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made, the lemonade area...
*is trying to stop saying the word 'pussy,' as it puts people off*
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antomic 12 years ago
yes? and?
betsymartian 12 years ago
the golden valley of unending bliss?
.candy 12 years ago
Okay, I have no idea what the phrase is which you are referring to...I'm just saying, you guys get to 'whip it out,' but that doesn't really apply to the pussy.
Like, I can't just whip it out. And I wish there was a phrase for, ah, fuck, now I'm just annoying myself.
maddog. 12 years ago
Candy, you just said pussy.
Larry loves cats, chases em all the time.
.candy 12 years ago
Betsy, you know you love my various euphemisms...
remember the munchkins!
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antomic 12 years ago
inside jokes are a bannable offense.
.candy 12 years ago
sorry

munchkins = testicles
maddog. 12 years ago
Munch
kins?
Is there something going on between you two? Apart from the 'ladies'?
maddog. 12 years ago
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
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antomic 12 years ago
so...whip your munchkins out!

oh wait...right. got it. sorry.

so "excuse me while i show you my labia" doesn't cut it?
betsymartian 12 years ago
I love the way Candy talks
.candy 12 years ago
(said in my best--quite good, actually--Sling Blade impression)
I like the way you talk, too
I just got garlic in my eye
Now my eye has bad breath
Crap
betsymartian 12 years ago
garlic isn't bad, garlic's yummy. If you kiss a boy with garlic on his breath and you don't like it, it just means you haven't eaten enough garlic.
.candy 12 years ago
I love the taste of it, just not when I taste it with my retinas
betsymartian 12 years ago
no there is that.

I love chopping onions when I'm wearing mascara, cos then you get to go to the mirror and see a comedy face :)
park it here 12 years ago
i love that too, betsy.
betsymartian 12 years ago
that's how you should spend your birthday, chopping various vegetables in full make-up and taking photographs of the results. ;)
park it here 12 years ago
hmm.... that does sound better than packing and moving boxes. i'll do my best.
park it here 12 years ago
The birthday fun has already started! Who wants to come over for birthday stew?

veggiemakeup


happy birthday




to


me...
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antomic 12 years ago
i already said happy birthday to you so piss off. and have a wonderful day.

.)
.candy 12 years ago
I like that...piss off and have a wonderful day. Happy birthday too.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Oooh the last hour of his birthday has commenced. I hope someone's given him a present, when I asked earlier he hadn't got any! Apparently he has to wait til his party. I think that sucks, I'd throw such a tantrum if I didn't get my presents on my birthday. HAHA that sounds so shallow. You know what I mean, if there were presents for me and people were holding them back, not "gimme gimme gimme stuff" type tantrum.

Holding back birthday presents is SO against the rules.
.candy 12 years ago
He is being taken to dinner tonight...there should be liquid presents.
Eeew, that sounds gross.
betsymartian 12 years ago
HAHAHA it really does.

but I mean presents that you get to tear open. every day is liquid present day.
.candy 12 years ago
Um, yeah, but not in the gross sense...unless you want it to be...I just meant that a good stiff one...no, fuck!
I mean a drink is a lovely gift on a birthday. I hate birthdays. Can you please ban my birthday this year?
key lime pie yumyum 12 years ago
You mean you've never whipped your clit out?

or at least threatened to?

meow.
.candy 12 years ago
My pussy has never been whipped
park it here 12 years ago
i had several nice drinks tonight. I came home with a full tummy and good buzz, so it was all good.
it was kind of weird to get no presents on the actual day, but i'll get mine in the end...


oh. that sounds almost as bad as a liquid present.
betsymartian 12 years ago
HAHAHA @ multifunctional use of the phrase "in the end"
.candy 12 years ago
As long as you don't get your liquid presents in the end...
park it here 12 years ago
ooh. that's bad. check out the Huff group for more info on that topic!
betsymartian 12 years ago
I suspect Candy was being even nastier than that
.candy 12 years ago
That really isn't my flavor of humor, I just couldn't resist this time.
Kilaloe sunrise 12 years ago
we don't get to whip it out.. but we get to open wide... Welcome!
Happy bday Park!
Kilaloe sunrise 12 years ago
or in another sense welCUM
maddog. 12 years ago
You lot are all so rude. Tut tut.
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