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.candy 8:13am, 9 April 2006
And thinking, should I change my name now that I don't live at the beach anymore?
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betsymartian 12 years ago
hmmm... I dunno, candyinmelbourne doesn't have the same ring to it...
.candy 12 years ago
No, that pretty much sucks big donkey balls.
park it here Posted 12 years ago. Edited by park it here (member) 12 years ago
isn't melbourne near the beach? maybe it could be candynearthebeach. or candywhousedtolivebythebeach.
maddog. 12 years ago
You could try candyatthebar...
betsymartian 12 years ago
candyunderthetable
park it here 12 years ago
candywithabottle
betsymartian 12 years ago
candythroughthepintglass
Tarky7 Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Tarky7 (member) 12 years ago
CandyRama...Or CandyOnTheSidewalk...CandyO'Rama...CAndyOnTheFloor...

Stick a fork in me, I'm done...I'll have what the guy on the floor is having...
betsymartian 12 years ago
heh heh heh

CandyDownUnder ;)
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antomic 12 years ago
candyonthefloor
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antomic 12 years ago
shit-facedagain?

beachonthecandy?
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antomic 12 years ago
oh. sorry tarky. i didnt see yours.
betsymartian 12 years ago
being rude about my homegirl Candy is REALLY against the rules.
maddog. 12 years ago
Candypoowigglewiggle?
betsymartian 12 years ago
ooh I like that...
park it here 12 years ago
maddog wins! that's the best name ever.
want to make up a new one for me?
.candy 12 years ago
I am seriously considering
candypoowigglewiggle

but I'd have to change it to
candypoopoowigglewiggle
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
Candyoutofreach
park it here Posted 12 years ago. Edited by park it here (member) 12 years ago
good one. i say go for it. it will really puzzle people; add to your mystery.
'SeraphimC PRO Posted 12 years ago. Edited by 'SeraphimC (member) 12 years ago
It rhymes with your old name and it's true cuz I can't touch you.
.candy 12 years ago
SeraphimC, that is...pretty fuckin good!
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antomic 12 years ago
cand you to freach?

i dont get it...
.candy 12 years ago
Hmmm, I canse eth atbe ingpro blematic fori diots.
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antomic 12 years ago
whoy oucal lingani diot?
park it here 12 years ago
when did this thread switch to a foreign language. i'm too tired to read non-english.
.candy 12 years ago
Iwa sn'tca llin gany onean idi otIwa sjusta gree ingwi thyou, myd ear :)
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antomic 12 years ago
iju stho ughtper hapsy ouhadbe endrin kinga ain.
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antomic 12 years ago
crap. i forgot a g.
.candy 12 years ago
Nah. It's only noonish here now. Though not too early but to be honest I think I drank the last guinness last night :(
So further drinkin would involve a trip to the bottlery...
Not that I have anything else to do this afternoon...
park it here 12 years ago
g love?
g thang?
g string?
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antomic 12 years ago
g strang
.candy 12 years ago
If I were an admin, I would ban the use of the letter g
park it here 12 years ago
good thing you're not, then isn't it.
or should i say "ood thin"
.candy 12 years ago
However, I like the word
strang
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antomic 12 years ago
ban g

ban g ban g bang bang nagb
maddog. 12 years ago
Take something else to counter what you're on ant.

I think Candypoopoowigglewiggle suits you Candy. Unless you move to the beach, and there plenty of those about over there.
.candy 12 years ago
I think I'll stay who I am.
Maybe class it up a bit with my full name...candaceonthebeach...nah...candace is too fuckin prissy.
But deep in my heart I'll always be poopoowigglewiggledy.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Candyassonthebeach
.candy 12 years ago
Hmmm, did that take you since last night?
maddog. 12 years ago
"Candace"









***Laughing hysterically***




That's a lovely name.
maddog. 12 years ago
Wiggley is a delightful word.
betsymartian 12 years ago
maddog, I've told you, being rude to Candy is against the rules
maddog. 12 years ago
Candace IS a great name. I always laugh at random things in the morning.
maddog. 12 years ago
Honest.
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Is it morning? Shit, I thought it was still night. If it's morning I have class.

Fuck all.

Candy, yes it took me all day to think of that--I've been thinking of nothing but your sweet pink cheeks all day...
maddog. 12 years ago
Pardon??????????!!!????
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
I didn't want to say her "ass"

I'm in enough trouble already.
.candy 12 years ago
Ah, good day Miss Betsy.
Right on time.
.candy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by .candy (member) 12 years ago
And maddog's not in the doghouse for giggling at 'Candace.' My folks went and named me that and then called me Candy. I'd get it legally changed but well, that's stupid, and the always brilliant oh-so-original *Candy ass* jokes notwithstanding, someday after I bask in the glow of menopause I may decide that I am Candace.

(nathamlin needs to go somewhere quiet and stroke one out already, he's creepin me out a bit)
betsymartian 12 years ago
HAHAHA

I'm going to work

trying really hard not to think about nath stroking one out
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Sorry, don't mean to be creepy.

I'm mostly harmless.
.candy 12 years ago
Aren't we all, sugar, aren't we all.
Have a lovely workday, B. Try not to destroy too many mortals on the way...
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
Just ask my parole officer.
maddog. 12 years ago
I don't mind being in the doghouse...

I'm already in shit with several (possibly now former) mates for my antics on Saturday night.
SeenyaRita 12 years ago
well, you do sleep with dogs, don't you, maddog?

i went to high school with a girl named Candy Sweet. Honest. And there was also a guy named Teddy Bear.

I like Candyonthebeach. don't ever change.
park it here 12 years ago
I want to hear more about Maddogs antics. Anything that is good enough to cause potential loss of friends is bound to be good story!
betsymartian 12 years ago
the catch is they were imaginary in the first place
park it here 12 years ago
hey, there's nothing wrong with a rich fantasy life.





oh wait. i think that was supposed to be posted to another group.
delete, delete, delete.


can just a single comment be banned? if so, ban this one.
betsymartian 12 years ago
heh heh heh banning individual comments is banned. ;) Of course if it disappears quietly without anyone noticing, there's not much that can be done about it...
maddog. 12 years ago
I can't remember but have been updated over the last few days. Not good.
betsymartian 12 years ago
the usual then
park it here 12 years ago
oh maddog. i know exactly what you mean. unfortunately some of mine has been documented with photos:

smores 1


drunken s'mores. nothing finer!
maddog. 12 years ago
I lost my phone but found it the next morning. That's the wholesome part of the story.
betsymartian 12 years ago
aw man I am SO gonna regret asking this...


what's a s'more?
park it here Posted 12 years ago. Edited by park it here (member) 12 years ago
roasted (over a flame) marshmallow and a small square of chocolate wedged between two graham crackers. YUM!
nothin gross.
unless there are things i don't know about.
betsymartian 12 years ago
hahaha no I wasn't expecting gross, I was just expecting "what do you mean what's a s'more" etc etc etc.
park it here 12 years ago
oh you mean like my "what's egg toast?"
betsymartian 12 years ago
:) kind of.
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antomic 12 years ago
or "what's spotted dick?"
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antomic 12 years ago
as long as you don't mix egg toast and spotted dick with s'mores, you'll be alright.
betsymartian 12 years ago
there's a recipe...
maddog. 12 years ago
It must be a US thing, I know this Texan who loves em and gets them sent over. She's going back soon, so she can be closer to them.
park it here 12 years ago
I highly recommend everyone try one at least once in your life. if you ever come to the states, I'll make sure you do.
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antomic 12 years ago
what are we talking about here? egg toast or s'mores?
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I've been gone, who missed me most?
.candy Posted 12 years ago. Edited by .candy (member) 12 years ago
I thought the Texan craved spotted dick...
Don't they all??
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I guess not... well fuck you all
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antomic 12 years ago
haw haw
.candy 12 years ago
poor thing
maddog. 12 years ago
You probably need a s'more superss
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I like to be the center of attention... and clearly I'm not getting what I need here...
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antomic 12 years ago
he likes his s'mores like he likes his men. chocolatie on the outside, gooey on the inside.
maddog. 12 years ago
Maybe you should start screaming crazy shit until you get banned by betsy.
I'm not banning anyone for screaming.
Yet.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I like white chocolate best... but will eat most any kind in a crunch
park it here 12 years ago
hi maddog. i'm glad you haven't banned me for making comments that will get you in trouble. i won't do it again.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
what a kiss ass you are
'park it here'
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antomic 12 years ago
quiet down parkit! betsy will hear and ban your ass...
.candy 12 years ago
You know that white chocolate isn't actually chocolate, right? Or were you talking about your men...I'm confused. You like them white and crunchy?
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
well, crunchy is a bonus.... white chocolate is made from cocoa butter... and that's smooth and creamy... two of my favorite things.
park it here 12 years ago
i'm not kissing ass SSS, i got in trouble with maddog earlier today.

candy, he lies his chocolate full of crunchy white men.
.candy 12 years ago
I'm still not so sure about crunchy. I say I'm crunchy when I'm hungover, as in:
Hey, Candy, how ya feelin today?
Oooh, I'm crunchy.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
to me, crunchy means there is texture, interest, something out of the ordinary.... I like people a bit left of center. I like crunchy, it's satisfying
.candy 12 years ago
I prefer crispy to crunchy. More lighthearted somehow, not so serious.
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm far too lazy to ban people. I only delete shit randomly.
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antomic 12 years ago
i like chunky peanut butter. the best of both worlds.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I guess I'm more intense
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antomic 12 years ago
candy, don't let betsy see your topic has more comments than any she has created. or any other one here for that matter.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
Candy, I like your icon... do you look like her or have her special powers?
.candy 12 years ago
Well thanks a fuckin bunch for pointing that out.
Nah, she won't be upset, first and foremost because she loves me more than the rest of you.
Second, I'm just holding down the fort for the other timezones.
And third, why do you think she invited me? Because I am irresistible. And I love chunky peanut butter.
maddog. 12 years ago
I think it's about 100. I might have to delete it.
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