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betsymartian 7:01pm, 5 April 2006
Welcome to the Anal Powertrip Administration group. To be honest I'm a bit surprised that we're full of total strangers, not cos you're not welcome, a stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet...

**pauses to allow audience to vomit**

...but I start crappy random groups all the time and they're never this successful amongst people I've never heard of. The word is spreading it would seem. And I'm guessing a lot of you have been fucked over by evil dictator admins.

Well you can expect more of the same here. Follow the rules or I'll remove your photos, remove you from the group, ban you from the group, remove all the forks from your cutlery drawer, ban your children from the park, tell God not to listen to a word you say, steal and spend your pension and savings, and feel highly superior to you the whole time I'm doing it.

Do come again, and bring your friends.
betsymartian 12 years ago
You have my permission to reply to this thread, but only if you include the word "flange" in your post.
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antomic Posted 12 years ago. Edited by antomic (admin) 12 years ago
take all my forks, just leave my spork be woman!

edit:
flange
park it here 12 years ago
If I were a flange would I be banned?
SeenyaRita Posted 12 years ago. Edited by SeenyaRita (member) 12 years ago
wow, great group!

i am right now in trouble for not repeating comments in lock step fashion with a group i never even joined. the irony. i have come here to be whipped into shape. emphasis on the whipping. i bow to you betsy and look forward to your heel on the back of my flange.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
how much am I paying for this?
betsymartian 12 years ago
that would depend on the day of the week, how many hours sleep I got last night, whether my cat/kid/cactus/car is sick, how cute you are and how far you'd go to keep me sweet.

Shhexual harassment. Because I can.
betsymartian Posted 12 years ago. Edited by betsymartian (member) 12 years ago
seenyarita you get one "get out of ban free" card for the "look forward to your heel on the back of my flange" comment.

supersugarsnaps you didn't say flange, BAN BAN BAN!!! I'm on my way to your house to put sugar in your lawnmower's petrol tank
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I've always wanted a bit a sugar in my tank... you ARE the best administrator... full of flangy goodness.
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antomic 12 years ago
oooooo.... he didn't say flange!!!!!

BAM BAM BAM

what? oh. ban... i need to stop doing that?

flange
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antomic 12 years ago
flangy is not flange.

i am the only rebel around here!
betsymartian 12 years ago
he said flangy. The formation of an adjective from the noun is frowned upon, but not against the rules.
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antomic 12 years ago
fuck flangy
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
yeah antomic... go back to decorating and leave my flange alone...
park it here 12 years ago
antomic, you are the farhtest away from rebel of any person I know.
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antomic 12 years ago
oh crap. i didnt say flange.

BAM BAM BAM
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antomic 12 years ago
fuck rebellion

flange
SeenyaRita Posted 12 years ago. Edited by SeenyaRita (member) 12 years ago
flangy is used by people who say things like noonish and fabu. it's a dialect. should we discriminate? there's nothing wrong with it. they are people too.
betsymartian 12 years ago
seenyarita and antomic forgot to say flange.

I'm coming to your houses to pour piss through your catflaps
SeenyaRita 12 years ago
but i said flangy, flange mistress
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
meatflaps and catflaps... that's HOT
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antomic 12 years ago
parkit didn't say it either miss betsy.

flange
betsymartian 12 years ago
OK I'll pour ketchup through yours then. Not for the flangy thing, but for the backchat
park it here 12 years ago
I feel discriminated upon by Seeyna because I've used both of those words before. Besty, is it possible to report the abuse of one member by another? Should that person be flanged or banned? Is flange a noun or a verb?
betsymartian 12 years ago
oh don't worry, Park It Here is getting a special surprise.

Let's just say I hope he's wearing plastic pants when he sits in his car in the morning.
betsymartian 12 years ago
flange is a noun
flangy is an adjective
to flange is a verb
flangily is an adverb
bovine flangiform encephalitis is a disease
park it here 12 years ago
that's hot.
betsymartian 12 years ago
The admin chooses not to listen to the rest of park it here's questions.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
the flange flanged her flangy flange flangily. Do I get extra credit?
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antomic 12 years ago
kiss ass (flanger)
betsymartian 12 years ago
supersugarsnaps you almost got extra credit but flange is masculine, and you said "her".
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antomic 12 years ago
hey doesn't know about girl parts.
betsymartian 12 years ago
shut up antomic you virgin, I won't tolerate bullying, BAN BAN BAN
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I hate to disagree with you, but on this side of the pond... a flange is most definitely feminine. Don't make me show you a picture to prove it.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
HEY doesn't?
betsymartian 12 years ago
POINTING OUT THAT THE ADMlN IS TALKING BULLSHIT IS AGAINST THE RULES!!!!!
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I must have the old rules, where do I find the new improved rules?
betsymartian 12 years ago
All you need is Rule 10.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
Thank you flange... now I flangily understand.
betsymartian 12 years ago
nice recovery. you belong here.
park it here Posted 12 years ago. Edited by park it here (member) 12 years ago
I like that there are more rules now than when I first joined. I hope for there to be more rules in the days to come. I love rules.
betsymartian 12 years ago
easy tiger, don't get above yourself, the rules are my job.
betsymartian 12 years ago
awwww, someone left! 41 members a few minutes ago, 40 now. I hope we didn't scare them off, I'd rather be boring than be horrible.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I'm sure it's me... usually is.
SeenyaRita 12 years ago
i go to eat some flange for lunch and come back to this colonic of flangy goodness.

(betsy, the bovine flangiform encephalitis comment was brilliant!)
maddog. 12 years ago
Does flange rhyme with orange?
mlizzy 12 years ago
I flange. First person singular Present tense.
You flanged. Second person singular, past tense.
They will flange. Third person plural future tense.
I was banned from a group- with no explanation , all I did was post pictures following the guidelines for that goup - then whamo ! banned for no explanation.?? why? what's up with people ?
that really chaps my flange
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antomic 12 years ago
miss betsy. it was me who left the group. all this talk of banning me left me feeling a bit flange.
betsymartian 12 years ago
leaving the group is against the rules, if you do it again I'll remove you from the group
betsymartian 12 years ago
mlizzy we evil dictator admins like to throw people out and delete their pictures for whatever stupid reason we can come up with, usually involving us being sexually frustrated and/or frigid, having had a fight with one of our eighteen billion cats (because you didn't pray for them) or just generally being fucking unstable.

Now less of the backchat.
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
All banned people should just get back on the horse, it's just like life really... Riding along on your horse, minding your business, then WHAMMY you get banned.

I'm looking forward to unleashing some inane wrath onto the potatoes present...
mlizzy 12 years ago
sorry Miss B - didn't mean to get into flangly backchat - LOVE this group!
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
When do I get my 15 minute break?
betsymartian 12 years ago
mlizzy, I like you already :D
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antomic 12 years ago
excuse me miss betsy. i would like to bring it to your attention that we all stopped saying flange. and i didn't get the updated rules that said that's okay.
Just wish to say "Flangey" to everyone!
maddog. Posted 12 years ago. Edited by maddog. (member) 12 years ago
Did you ask first? No? Well. I can't believe the anarchy here.
I'll write that on the back of my hand and deal with you in the morning.
betsymartian 12 years ago
antomic read rule 10 then unlock your back door so when I get there I can get in and drill tiny holes in all your coffee cups for speaking out of turn.
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antomic 12 years ago
always with the "back door" comments.

you make me blush.

now we know why this is called "anal powertrip"
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antomic 12 years ago
er, uh... flange
betsymartian 12 years ago
antomic I may be the admin but you paid me good money to drop those back door comments into our conversations and I don't go back on a deal.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
did someone say 'backdoor'?
dothetrucker 12 years ago
what the flange is going on?
park it here 12 years ago
oooh. i just read something about Maddog using the back of his hand and I got a bit of a tingle down below.
Is that wrong?
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antomic 12 years ago
try the front of the hand. you might get more tingle.
Tarky7 12 years ago
Broaden your range of the hydraulic flange, Ms. Betsy, and you just might find that your backdoor is open !
AsianTeenDouble 12 years ago
I use flanges in my work as a solid fuel rocket engine tech all the time !

Would you like to see my favorite flange, I have it at work new my bench.
marydawn 12 years ago
Hey betsy, flange, flange, flangy, flange, oh and flange.

Do I get to stay, please, please.
AsianTeenDouble 12 years ago
I could use a little tingle about now. I am so beat from flying and airports.

flange
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antomic 12 years ago
ATD, talk to parkit and maddog. they have the tingle down front and back handed.

And i didn't forget to say flange, did i?
maddog. 12 years ago
Tingle? TINGLE?





What the fuck is a tingle?
maddog. 12 years ago
Ah... Parkit, if I don't get a coffee soon the chainsaw will be swung in violent fashion.



READ THE GODDAMN RULES.



I have to check out early, have to go to Felixstowe. Pray for my soul.
maddog. 12 years ago
And Betsy, what is all this about backdoor deals???


Is that why you're walking funny? Tut tut. Can you handle and throbbing oily chainsaw? Heads must roll.
park it here 12 years ago
oh maddog if you don't know what a tingle in your crotch is i feel sorry for you. BUT... i don't ever mean to say anything mean or nasty to an admin. please forgive my, well, forgive me for everything.
maddog. 12 years ago
Calm down Park or the saw will swing.
park it here 12 years ago
currently ingesting some calming substances to help me calm down.
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antomic 12 years ago
where can i get me some of thems?
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antomic 12 years ago
flange

(almost forgot)
betsymartian 12 years ago
anyone that can read the English language should note that it was Antomic's backdoor that was being discussed.

My backdoor is not up for discussion.
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antomic 12 years ago
that's what she said....

no really. she did.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
Think i have to take the rest of the day off. I'm getting to emotional by this invintation. This is to much for my pure soul.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
The return of the Queen made me moist.
betsymartian 12 years ago
glad to hear it supersugarsnaps

jochie you have permission to take the rest of the day off.
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antomic 12 years ago
flange flange flange flange flange flange

sorry. OCD kicking in. we needed a surplus. people, feel free to grab one the next time you forget to post yours.
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Jochiewajij 12 years ago
flange

sorry about that
maddog. 12 years ago
ahhhh... the old OCD again...
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