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betsymartian 6:17am, 5 April 2006
Admins ruling Flickrgroups like South American dictators is the natural state of the world. So there. Live with it or I'll pretend you broke a rule and ban you. Cos that's what I'm all about.
maddog. 12 years ago
I broke a ruler, is that ok?
.candy 12 years ago
Ooh, I'm Scums.
betsymartian 12 years ago
yeah you are, yeah you are.

now read the rules.

then read them again.

just cos I say so.
.candy 12 years ago
Your Royal Supreme Admenstruator,

I take issue with rule number 9. Heavy petting is crucial for me at all times.

Sincerely,

The Scums
*kisses!*
betsymartian 12 years ago
you take issue?

YOU TAKE ISSUE?!

BAN HER, BAN HER, BURN HER, BURN HER, um, wait, I mean, BAN HER BAN HER BAN HER!!!
maddog. 12 years ago
I just saw both your photostreams and they are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.





I have to go and sit down now.
betsymartian 12 years ago
I have invited more people. When they arrive, MAKE THEM READ THE RULES.

Over and over.

Until I get back.

If they give you any backchat, ban them.
park it here 12 years ago
I've read the rules. Am I allowed to join?
maddog. 12 years ago
I wish someone would beat me with a stick.

Oops, wrong group.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck rules

place em phas is where you like
park it here 12 years ago
I'm hoping Betsy rules this group with an iron fist. I could use a little discipline... (blushes)
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck fists
.candy 12 years ago
Hmmm, Betsy has little hands.
park it here 12 years ago
hee hee. that's a girlish giggle.
betsymartian 12 years ago
They are small hands but they live inside an IRON GLOVE.

Do as you're told.
maddog. 12 years ago
I took a dump earlier and thought that I should let you all know. Unless that's against the rules.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck little hands.
betsymartian 12 years ago
you do not have permission to fuck my little hands
admin
antomic 12 years ago
yes miss betsy. sorry miss betsy.
betsymartian 12 years ago
Excellent response antomic, you're in my good books. However, this just means you have further to fall when I have a psychotic mood swing and accuse you of breaking an invisible rule. So beware.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
requesting permission to have invisible rules written in invisible ink...
maddog. 12 years ago
I'm just heading out but just saw a posting by the nazi herself:

www.flickr.com/groups/61015185@N00/discuss/72057594088727...

Of course, I was polite.
betsymartian 12 years ago
ooh you wouldn't get away with that kind of cheek in here, I'd bathe in your blood for that kind of backchat young man.
marydawn 12 years ago
I wanna fuck someone on my desk, can I get banned?

Besty, I just joined the group and I LOVE IT!!!!! This is my kind of entertainment.
betsymartian 12 years ago
mary, you'll only get banned if you don't get permission to fuck on your desk. and if you post more than three photographs every seventeen point three days. and if you fail to fawn over me at every opportunity.

(PS yeah, comedy huh? ;) welcome home!)
Tarky7 12 years ago
*Fawn fawn fawn*
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck desk fucking
Tarky7 12 years ago
desk fucking is GOOOOD !
Ice Nine 12 years ago
Only if the desk agrees.
betsymartian 12 years ago
You must obtain written permission from the desk before you fuck it.

It's the rules.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck written permission
betsymartian 12 years ago
antomic, shut it down, or I'll fuck you.

and not in the good way
admin
antomic 12 years ago
fuck the good way

BAM BAM BAM
admin
antomic 12 years ago
what? oh. ban? sorry. a bit mumbly
park it here 12 years ago
Betsy is the best administrator ever. I wish to grovel at her feet for all eternity.
admin
antomic 12 years ago
flange
park it here 12 years ago
Maybe I will (sneakily) post all of my questions here now. Betsy, can people be banned for misspelling things in their posts? I still think you're the best admin ever.
supersugarsnaps Posted 12 years ago. Edited by supersugarsnaps (member) 12 years ago
your uh kis arse park it hear.
betsymartian 12 years ago
are you mocking my accent supersugarsnaps? Cos mocking the accents of admins is against the rules
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
How do I know you're the REAL administrator and not someone hacking into the system?
betsymartian 12 years ago
supersugarsnaps I don't have to explain myself to you, don't ask awkward questions. To teach you a lesson I'm coming to your house to pour lime on your front lawn in the shape of the word "FLANGE".
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
I'm just saying that I was lead to believe there would be pie and punch at this meeting.
betsymartian 12 years ago
who told you that? leading people to believe stuff is against the rules, whoever told you that must be banned.
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
If I told you it was Antomic, wouldn't that be tattling? I don't want to do that, but it was him. I swear.
betsymartian 12 years ago
oh he's always causing trouble. I guess I'd better kidnap his dogs
supersugarsnaps 12 years ago
Only one of them is really a canine...
maddog. 12 years ago
I didn't see rules about spelling... In fact, how are the rules coming on?
admin
antomic 12 years ago
but there IS pie and punch!
admin
antomic 12 years ago
mlizzy 12 years ago
oh no I'm a terrible speller- how do you spell flange ?
maddog. 12 years ago
I saw that, better get out the iron glove (it chafes like fuck tho)
maddog. 12 years ago
SOME people have not been reading the rules:

Follow the rules or God will spank you.

1. Do as you're told
2. Do it now
3. Do it all the time
4. Don't talk back

5. Comment on the photos before yours numbered as the lengths of any Pythagorean triangle
6. Only speak of and to admins with awe and a feeling of incredible privilege.
7. No matter how shit a photo is you must gush about it being wonderful, because this is all a big clusterfuck and I'm behind the camera.

8. Do not do ANYTHING without the express written permission of an admin. This includes but is not limited to joining the group, leaving the group, posting a photo, not posting a photo, leaving a comment, not leaving a comment, posting a topic, not posting a topic, adding to a thread, and not adding to a thread.
9. No heavy petting. Because your evil admins are dried-up middle-aged hags who haven't gotten laid in decades and are violently jealous.

10. If an admin says you broke a rule, then you broke a rule, regardless of whether or not this rule existed before you broke it.
11. No coffee breaks until after lunch.
12. No photos of hairy old blokes.
13. No photos of Britney Spears in her underwear.

14. No silly rules to be suggested. This is a SERIOUS group. Keep discussion sensible.
15. No pets unless housetrained.
16. No swearing unless suffering from PMT, rimjaw, piles or roid rage. Or tourettes.
17. All members to be neutered at the entrance. By Corin.

18. If someone asks you to pray for their sick cat/kid/cactus/car, then YOU WILL PRAY FOR IT. If you don't, God will know, and he will spank you.
19. Do not mock the admins' accents. We are sexy. Anyone who says otherwise will be BANNED

20. Peeing in the pool is forbidden and verboten. Peeing in the sink is acceptable after 10pm.
21. By Chrizt if anyon mispells of typos there will be Hel, I say, HEL to pay!
22. Bring a bottle on Fridays. After 11am Icelandic time that is.
23. Worshipping false sheeplike idols is acceptable if they are facing south.

24. In case of rebellion by the great unwashed, specially-made chainsaws have been imported from Korea to handle the public humiliation and bloody removal of limbs in the square at midday. Tickets can be purchased off ebay for three times their face value.

25. Any and all photographs placed in this group pool must be tagged "flange". Admins will perform spot checks on this, and any photo in the pool which does not have this tag will cause a disproportionate tantrum to be thrown.
26. Screaming will not be tolerated, nor running in the hallways. Take your shoes off at the door and hand over your wallet and passport.

33. Laziness will not be tolerated. Get back to work. Stop chattering.

34. Only post photos that will improve the environment. Please include a polite nod to the struggles of the Third World in your commentary.
35. Anyone with a Minnesota passport must take off their shoes at the gate and walk along the specially erected boardwalk.

32. Trapeze Acts and their dependants are banned from partaking in group activities.
21. Deleting threads is good for group health.

22. No marking territory.
23. No singing or pillaging after lights out.
24. Please give generously. The proceeds from this collection will be spent on cheap alcohol.
maddog. 12 years ago
There's more now. They are extremely important. Like Scientology.
*steve_gobeil* PRO 12 years ago
Can I be spanked please
pixiepie 12 years ago
Can I be sparkled please?
'SeraphimC PRO 12 years ago
*spank*
*sparkle*
admin
antomic 12 years ago
pixie should have posted that in the "misread" thread
maddog. 12 years ago
Don't you mean 'mistreaded'?
admin
antomic 12 years ago
is that what we're calling her now? Miss Treated?
pixiepie 12 years ago
Ooooo, I wish someone would treat me! *hint, hint*

Otherwise, you can mistreat me *prepares for spanking* or you can dip me in lemon spank jam and sprinkle glitter all over me? Choice is yours...
admin
antomic 12 years ago
lemon spank jam?

i need to get out more...
pixiepie 12 years ago
maddog. 12 years ago
Are you really only two foot tall Pixie? Shouldn't you be in kindergarten or something then?

*censors joke*
pixiepie 12 years ago
Actually, as pixies go, I'm tall...
So, Um... who's the dick taster in this dick tastership then? Or are there two of them?
♥ Nat hamlin 12 years ago
I volunteer to be sous dick taster!
mlizzy 12 years ago
depends on whose dick - ms.betsy's or maddogs ?
admin
antomic 12 years ago
did anyone else just get tingly and then weirded out?
maddog. 12 years ago
I didn't.
park it here 12 years ago
which one didn't you, maddog? tingly or weirded out?
Naughty Karate Monkey 12 years ago
at first I didn't...but then I did a little...and now I do all the time
freekstreet 12 years ago
if it starts to burn, you should get that checked out.
Naughty Karate Monkey Posted 12 years ago. Edited by Naughty Karate Monkey (member) 12 years ago
...uh oh

*dons asbestos trousers*

*notices how everything is funnier when it's translated into British*
maddog. 12 years ago
Park, I just had a pleasant flashback, then resumed blowtorching merrily away.

*switches on gas*
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