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drab chicken [deleted] 5:01pm, 8 January 2007
hello hello. meet glory:
magnolia
1/8/07
poor glory has been defining herself on flickr conversationally since april of last year. without a camera. (poor me!) however ---and gents and dolls, this is a mighty great *however* --- a camera is almost within reach. we're talking two weeks tops, here.

YAY for that. YAY a HUNDRED MILLION TIMES. i am so freaking excited. wee!

so. it's a great time to begin a journal. this way i get to chronical my anticipation from the very beginning to its delightful finish -- complete with what i hope will be awe-inspiring digital images. i dearly love inspiring myself and i look so very cute with my jaw dropped open and my eyes all sparkling and everything. wait and see! xoxo
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sunshinecity 11 years ago
I had no doubt you were Glory !!
Pucker up!
~ sunshinecity,
a picture, a story
Jissy 11 years ago
that frame is gorgeous! the pic in the centre shows such depth of expression- nice

Everyday with Jissy
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
*blows kisses

thank you, jissy
bunæn PRO 11 years ago
Becky can't say anything fast. She's from Louisiana and very langorous.

That character is from Betty Boop's psychedelic episode. Cab Calloway did the music. Remember, Bella?
Dragonhide 11 years ago
*puckers up too* me too me too

I understand, and you shouldn't *ever* feel obligated to share your last name on the Internet. Identity theft is a REAL thing (happened to me twice) and besides that, from the gist of it, there's many other reasons that're even uglier.

For my purposes tho, you'll forever be known as Glory Classified... hehehe

Pucker up babe!

*smooches*
sunshinecity 11 years ago
ohhh do I get to kiss ya too jallen??

*big grin*

~ sunshinecity,
a picture, a story
CollardGreens PRO 11 years ago
Yow ! go away for a few days and with this thread you have to go back several screens to get a handle on the conversations ! Bravo -

A quick hello and dash to work...

CollardGreens: Oops!
Dragonhide 11 years ago
You too, you too, sunshine.. *smooches*

hehe
drab chicken [deleted] Posted 11 years ago. Edited by drab chicken (member) 11 years ago
i pride myself on my diary conversations haha. i've fallen behind on my daily photos and i feel okay about it. in my present funk i just really feel don't like unzipping my digi cam bag and bringing the camera forth. it requires too much energy. yawn.
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
did i ever tell ya the joke abbout the guy stuck on a deserted island for a dozen years, a woman swims up in a skin tight wet suit and does some unzipping ...

after a few preliminaries - opening little zippers and bringing forth scotch and cigars, we get to the punch line - with her hand ont he big zipper , she asks if he is ready for some real fun

"dont tell me you have golf clubs in there?"
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
hahaha! men. *snort

wanna hear a girl joke? well. a lesbian joke. well. a joke *told* to me by a lesbian. okay, enough with the qualifying, here we go:

my sister's latest chick: knock knock
me: who's there?
her: Emerson
me: Emerson Who?
her: 'em are some big titties you've got there
me: god.
Яick Harris PRO 11 years ago
(ha ha ha)
A joke from my wife ...

I met an older woman at a club last night.
She was OK for 57. After a few drinks, song and dance…she started looking better.

She asked if I'd ever had the «sportsman's double»…a mother and daughter… a threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, and then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom, you still awake?"
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
you have just gotten me in big trouble - see, we in this office have secret nicknames for everyone. one of them might be Big Titties and one of the more childish people here (yes that is saying something) has been making hints about it and there has been some fear that when we get drunk at an upcoming conference someone might spill the beans on the nickname -
well now with that joke in my head, i am going to find it very very very extermely big time hard time not to say something...
thanks:P
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
hahaha rick - good one - glory's joke salon - hahaha
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
rick! haha! EW!

jonathan haha! okay. i've mentioned before that i worked with a woman once who i ONLY referred to as Boobs. well. i loved describing her to people who didn't know her as "perky". it's not necessary to me that other folks be *in* on my little jokes
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
p.s. i do *not* usually say 'titties'. if the word has to come up in conversation, i normally lean toward 'boobs' or 'breasts.'
Dragonhide 11 years ago
I was about to post a long list of nicknames for boobies to compliment the one in your diary about penises, but I thought I'd be nice for a change.

:D
Jissy 11 years ago
ha ha LMAO @ the jokes ;-)
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
haha how ..weird
RobW_ PRO 11 years ago
Me too, I also lean towards boobs and/or breasts!
drab chicken [deleted] Posted 11 years ago. Edited by drab chicken (member) 11 years ago
*clucks tongue & wags finger

Rob, this is pretty much the opposite of that and of little to no revelance but... i saw this cartoon chicken strutting around. he was a badass chicken, like a gangster or something. a cigarette was dangling from his beak and he was making a wager. he said "i'll bet my nuggets..." and i about died laughing. nuggets hahaha that's still funny
bunæn PRO 11 years ago
The farmer got that tough little rooster because he wanted one that would really take care of business--you know, rooster business.

Well, that liitle cock really went to town. In no time he had all the hens walking funny. After a day or two the hens were about dead, so he moved on to the ducks, then the geese. And it was not too long before he had darn near done in all the fowl on the farm.

The farmer noting this warned the little rooster, "you better take it easy buddy, or you'll do yourself to death."

The next day, "sure enough," the farmer says "there' that little rooster, laid out in the middle of the barnyard, dead'rn a mackeral.

The farmer walks up to him and sez, "told ya' so."

The little rooster opens one eye and pointing up in the air says, "shhhhh, buzzards."
sunshinecity 11 years ago

é_è I didn't get that
= (

buzzards?
Dragonhide 11 years ago
LOLLLLLLLLLLLL Bunaen!!!!!!!

(Buzzards are U.S. carrion birds, those that feed on dead animals...)
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

oh sunni. lemme help you okay? the cocky little rooster was playing dead to attract the buzzards (birds that eat dead animals). get it?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Lalalian PRO 11 years ago
LOL!!! {:->
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
JINX JALLEN!!
hahaha IT'S STILL FUNNY
Dragonhide 11 years ago
12345678910 you owe me a coke, glory!

hahaha
ParaScubaSailor 11 years ago
Geee... and I missed all that kissing and smooching...

I make soup. Good soup. ;-)
eelend PRO 11 years ago
ebilflindas 11 years ago
OMG this is the best page in the group with no photos on it (yet--although if we keep this up, it'll go on to the page...)!

I'm glad these jokes are here so I can refer back to 'em when I forget how they go--I always forget the good ones!
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
okay, I read the soup story when it was originally posted a lifetime ago, but now im beginnin to wonder if 'soup' isnt code for something?

- the lovable but ignorant and paranoid canadian
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
hahahaha!! WHAT WOULD 'SOUP' BE CODE FOR. soup is soup!
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
so what r u really saying?
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
um. you should order the salad.
bunæn PRO 11 years ago
All I know is "bacon" is code for "ham" in Canada, right?
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
salad, bacon, ham, soup - dyou americans all speak in this food code -
i do not like it mr fox sir
ebilflindas 11 years ago
Soup would be hot and fluid--unless it's a really chunky chowder (no offense to any New Englanders).
Salad...well...the only code I've heard with 'salad' is to toss one, and I don't think you meant that salad, glory, right? ;-)
Jonathan, dyou C'nucks not call the RCMP (or any police) bacon?
drab chicken [deleted] Posted 11 years ago. Edited by drab chicken (member) 11 years ago
*crosses legs

um like okay so i was at the pool, right? and this seriously old man bent over and his giblets slid out of his trunks. they banged up against his hamhocks and made this slappy sound. i just about tossed my cookies, i tell you. thank god my boyfriend was there to distract me. he let me deepthroat his popsicle in front of god and everybody. it *totally* cheered me up. word..
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
so the very ignorant and ageing candadian has a stupid question
*raises hand tentatively
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
mm. yes?
sunshinecity 11 years ago
ok, that still wasn't funny
= P

sunshinecity
~ a picture, a story
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
hmm - never mind - sorry
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
chicken
Dragonhide 11 years ago
hahahaha wtf did you guys put in the soup?
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
chicken ...nuggets
Jonathan Riverwalker Posted 11 years ago. Edited by Jonathan Riverwalker (member) 11 years ago
maybe it takes more chicken nuggets to not ask... i choose to turn the other hamhock
hey im catching on
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
*snorts
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
so... how about a photo... :D
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
right. well. tonight's thursday so i'll have evening access to a computer. i'll definitely upload tonight. (since when are you a diary nazi? haha)
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
im expecting photos of SOUP !!
drab chicken [deleted] Posted 11 years ago. Edited by drab chicken (member) 11 years ago
i love that i am disappointing jonathan haha

5/14/07
the day after mother's day
my dad bought me flowers from my kids for mother's day. they were delivered on saturday. by monday they looked like this. we had a plate full of buds and a vase full of headless stems. oh and baby's breath. let's not forget the baby's breath-- the mere whispy fragility of baby's breath can dress up even the most headless of boquets. i still have some baby's breath left, actually. haha. um ... i feel it's time i taught my daughters how to care for vased boquets. possibly PAST time. haha
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
5/15/07
trio
i sure do hate breaking up all of this conversational frivolity with a couple of mediocre flower pics (that's for you, Rick haha). but what the hey. my evenings aren't my own. i check homework, do the whole spelling word drill thing, serve dinner, walk the dog, supervise the showers of children ...this week i've only really picked up the camera when we're heading out the door to walk sara the dog, or when i'm reading a book. so... there ya go. that's my Why I Resorted To Flowers excuse. do you buy it?
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
i wonder what u really get up to with all your free time....
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
um *coughs*
5/16/07
so blue
i've read 32 books this year, since January first. by this i mean full novels-- this does *not* include short stories or poetry collections. i feel proud of this and completely lame in equal measures. i review each book and post them here in my 'book geek' set. it's the only real flickr goal i had this year. we all have our quirks and this one is mine.

it could be a lot worse, i figure. i once ran across a flickrite who only posted photos of his/her toothbrush with toothpaste on it. every day. this person was COMMITED to posting a daily pic of toothpaste globs. each pic was dated and when i splashed through that stream i discovered they'd been doing it for about a year--- every day! it was .. um ... well. as i said we all have our quirks.

*kneels to pray
dear God, thank you for free will. i love *not* being the toothpaste guy. amen
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
32 in 18 weeks - and a job and a mom - and a very socially acitve flickr girl - wowSERS
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
hey link us to the toothpaste guy!
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
hm... my toothpaste guy isn't here anymore, but it looks like he's not the only one. look!
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
p.s. i wouldn't say 'very socially active flickr girl'. i don't participate in full fledged discussions really. i'm a quipper. look at me getting defensive haha. how CUTE is that.
CollardGreens PRO 11 years ago
Yow...I jumped to see the toothpaste guy...ok I know I'm bored from time to time and take photos of uninteresting stuff...but that guy must be bored to tears and whats more...he should change his toothbrush once in a while !!

Soup - yeah soup would be good...

CollardGreens: Oops!
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
wow - who knew? another layer of the onion pulled back ...

A: very
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
this morning i shall snap a photo in tribute to the toothpaste guy. whoever he was. it's just a good way to kick off May 17, i think
Jonathan Riverwalker Posted 11 years ago. Edited by Jonathan Riverwalker (member) 11 years ago
I dont know much bout tennessee time but the nova scotian calendar has us down for kicking off the 18th today
Lalalian PRO 11 years ago
*shakes head

I don't understand toothpaste man. That's just weird...
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
crap i lost a day! yes it's the 18
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
5/18/07
tribute
this is for you, toothpaste guy, whoever you were
sunshinecity 11 years ago
oh hey... I like your knobs!!
*wink wink*

sunshinecity
~ a picture, a story
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
touch the one on the right and i'll run hot. if you know what i mean
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
toothpaste girl is born!
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
BellaGaia PRO Posted 11 years ago. Edited by BellaGaia (member) 11 years ago
*stumbles into the room reels around from all the jokes -- phew, what a week you've had in here! too late to chime in on roosters, soup, popsicles, bacon, chicken nuggets barely even toothpaste.... i'll wait for the next round......

BellaGaia (Living with BellaGaia)

PS -- I'm fully impressed with your 32 books. Don't know how you do it with the girls, the blogging etc. WOW. I aspired to finish 52 a year for two years -- did pretty well (started counting pages after a couple of my books were nearly 1000 pages) but never made my goal.... now i have adult ADD and can't even sit still long enough to finish more than one a month -- if that!
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
i suffer from insomnia... books pass the time. i prefer them to tv because tv is noisy late at night in a small apartment. also i basically have no social life haha. i feel okay about it. i need to be a mom more than i need to be someone's girlfriend at this point.
Simon-K 11 years ago
Gotta agree with Lalalian, toothpaste guy is plain weird!! Although saying that i've seen one person on flickr whose sole aim was to take a picture of his main meal of the day!!! And 32 books so far this year...I thought I was a fast reader!
Dragonhide 11 years ago
Insomnia is a bitch. I do weird pictures late at night for that reason. I used to read so much books... I mean I devoured them like no tomorrow. I guess I got burned out from reading sitting on my ass reading from a computer screen day-in-day-out at work.

I'm amazed with the toothpaste guy, I mean seriously. Wow. Who has time for that crap? Who has the attention span for that crap?

I'm with Bella.. Adult ADD that is. *woah, what was that, did you see that bird fly by?*.

You're noble, glory, making motherhood a priority. Not many men or women do that nowadays. Your kids are lucky to have you. So is the person that you will eventually fall heads over heels for, when ready. hehe

x0
sunshinecity 11 years ago
I smile knowing I I make you run hot!!!

*score*
sunshinecity 11 years ago
hey btw, I think I'm gonna post this just about everwhere but....
I broke my browser somehow. I'm not sure wtf I did, but I've lost the drop down "quick comment" menu.
For those of you who use Greasemonkey and that particular script, anyone wanna waste useful time and help me unbreak my browser?
LOL thanks!!
Dragonhide 11 years ago
what quick comment dropdown???? I gotta check that! :)
ParaScubaSailor 11 years ago
The blue treatment on that "Blue Girl" book picture is wonderful, well done!

What amazes me most about that Toothpaste guy is not so much the perseverence and regularity, but the frivolity of the subject.
Oh, to stay on the subject, have a look at The Toothbrush project ;-)
And I'm not saying is any less frivolous...

Those roses from the 14th look very nice. Good composition for that photo.
sunshinecity 11 years ago
Sorry to be polluting your thread with these side issues... but

here ya go
flickr.com/groups/flickrhacks/discuss/72157594220265884/
eelend PRO 11 years ago
i love that blue pic
very nice


eelend's 2007
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
i'm a huge fan of side issues. no worry.

yay thanks, eeland! .
ItinerArts 11 years ago
I find the toothpaste shot greatjust because it's such a true, yet overlooked subject. I'd love to see more of these!

www.flickr.com/groups/2007/discuss/72157594528937014/
BellaGaia PRO 11 years ago
I know.... where would we be without side issues....... Everybody have a good weekend?
Яick Harris PRO 11 years ago
I had a great weekend. I flew down to Orlando -- hooked up with a bunch of buddies from work. And completely outta character we all got shit-faced. It's something I don't do -- but wtf.

My pastey white Canadian skin is turning a nice light pink. And my cheeks are rosey.

Just thought I'd share my weekend with y'all!
Dragonhide 11 years ago
Not too bad. A lot of hanging out with the family and swimming around in the creek and observing a lot of young rednecks-in-training showing their WHITE asses running around.

I'm not gay by any means, but that was some fine glowing bubble white asses those two kids showed off. Trying to be cool, no doubt.

My poor hearing wife tho, had to put up with their heavy duty headbanging heavy metal music at full blast.

me, It was just us 3, me, my wife and our son at the creek. Thats it. That is the world that existed to me not hearing anything else.

Being hearing really does suck.
dda1605 11 years ago
Love the H and C, kind of old fashion......
ebilflindas 11 years ago
I'm so glad I came by tonight--I was feeling rather glum, but dang if your diary don't make me laugh out loud! Funny you should talk about the toothpaste guy; I just came across this pinhole photographer who has this thing he calls the SmileyCam, with which he takes pinhole photographs from inside his mouth! THIS is his toothpaste shot (with a dead spider on the glob, for some ungodly reason!).
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
spiders fight gingivitis
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
do you guys have that great commercial in the states where the listerine bottle and the toothbrush are hitting on the girls in the gym - i love that add - but i didnt see any spiders in there?
drab chicken [deleted] Posted 11 years ago. Edited by drab chicken (member) 11 years ago
i've never seen it, which is a crying shame.

5/18/07
digipics 561_edited
okay i'm trying to catch up my diary today, but have to do it in pieces. this is friday night at another outdoor wedding. most of the people in my little world are homosexual. i've not sought it out, it's just worked out that way. at any rate, i acknowledge traditional ceremonies with my attendance and a gift card.

this wedding ran much later than the other one did and was very well organized. the kids and i were standing in line, which i had thought was to shake hands with the newlyweds. 20 minutes we were in it. TWENTY MINUTES. at the front of the line i was confronted with a table and feather pen -- it was the frigging guest list line. the ladies behind me said a bad word and gestured that we should all leave the line in favor of the right one. i said 'oh no, i waited for this and i am signing it.' in retrospect i may have said that a bit vehemently but hell.
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
hahahahahaha - dat's funny
yay
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
5/20/07
movie
on saturday i rewarded my inner geek by going to the library's book sale. it was AWESOME. i bought 47 new hardback books for us and yes i know it's crazy. but. THEY WERE A DOLLAR A PIECE. how could i *not*? book sales are like treasure hunts and i am one badass book pirate. never doubt it.

sunday afternoon the girls and i saw Shrek 3, which was amusing in a mild way. i wasn't crazy about it but they were happy so yay. i owed them a movie after dragging them to that book sale, i figured. haha. this is the Simpson's Movie display they had in the lobby. we're not fans of the show, but we're fans of the couch.
eelend PRO 11 years ago
where's bart?
;)

about the book sale... i do the same thing, haha


eelend's 2007
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
haha
*shrugs
Simon-K 11 years ago
I didn't know they were making a Shrek 3!!! I'm like that with second hand bookshops, I love looking around and finding great old books :)
Jonathan Riverwalker 11 years ago
our library has a sale every few months - not being quite as fast as you glory, i never finish the books before the next sale - oh life is sweet
:D
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
Shrek 3 was okay, really. i think people are going to see it mostly because they enjoyed the first movie. the way you sit down with old friends you don't really know any more but want to be near for a minute on account of the fun you had back in the old days. dig it? it's a sentimental thing.
(p.s.i thought making Sleeping Beauty a narcoleptic was a funny move.)

mm. i'm a bit embarrassed by how much i read.
ebilflindas 11 years ago
$47 in $1-books and a movie for three?! Wow--will you be my Mommy? ;-)

(ps Sleeping Beauty was shown as a narcoleptic in Shrek 2--remember her red carpet arrival?)
I'm sure Bart's off causing some kind of mayhem!
BellaGaia PRO 11 years ago
heads up, Simon -- Pirates of the Carribean 3 is coming out this weekend.....
drab chicken [deleted] 11 years ago
even with rotten teeth johnny shivers every one of my timbers
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