- how exactly does one manage to get argyle wrinkles on a shirt? - lost in translatn
- You just wash it, leave it in the dryer for like three days, and then fold it and stick it in a drawer. Easy.
Day 65: Need a volume knob
At 9:00 this morning I was having a strange dream. I dreamed I was standing out front of the house while a man with a very strong Southern accent was berating someone else nearby. His voice was about a 9.5 on the Fran Drescher Annoyingness Scale.
I finally woke up when someone banged on the front door. I realized that this guy, with this horrible voice, really was standing out front. He wasn't berating anyone; he just talks, all the time, in this hyper-aggressive, deafening tone.
I opened the door. "WE'RE HERE TO WORK ON THE HOUSE," the guy said.
"I know," I told him, "I heard you hollering out here all morning."
So things didn't get off to a great start. He and his work crew had shown up, at 9:00 on a Sunday, to do some work on the house. I don't know what they're doing, but it apparently involves banging as hard as they can on the exterior of this brick house with hammers all day. It's deafening.
Think it's time to get out for a while...