7-UP

World's awesomest 7-up sign advertising a completely broken soda machine - there were no labels in any of the buttons and no soda and for that matter it was out of order anyway. Found at a car wash somewhere in the Four Corners area the day after we got lost hiking and almost died but then got picked up by an oil jobber who actually had just picked up some pizza pies and Marlboro Lights. He shared - like the good kind of Texan always will. Long story short, we didn't die.