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Look what my friend found in a bag of Tostitos

Look what my friend found in a bag of Tostitos by yatpay.
What the hell is this thing? 

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mud_dann says:

it looks like some kind of mutant poop...i dont knoooow...
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justazach says:

It's a rare fabled Qinghai Desert Pringles Dragon. Only 4 were made by mysterious Wise Men in the deserts of China, 7,000 years ago.

The circle is complete. Eat it and fulfill the prophecy.

Report back afterwards to tell us how tasty it was.
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whalesalad  Pro User  says:

does it smell or taste or appear to be made of the same crap the chips are?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Entelarust  Pro User  says:

looks like a piece of corn
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supper_redux says:

It's a piece of salt shaken loose from a giant salting machine.
Seriously.
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mozaiq_org says:

Eat it. Tell us what it tastes like. That will help us figure it out. I promise.
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yay_internet says:

bee hive?
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toastbot says:

looks like a mangled part of a corncob
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Jared B  Pro User  says:

Looks like a quarter.
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EyePulp  Pro User  says:

Jared, FTW
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supernovafsx says:

100% Definitely a wasps nest.
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maltoodle  Pro User  says:

I'd eat it.
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jasonphotoman says:

Eat it, eat iiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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johnnymccreath says:

Will it blend?
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izjay says:

You really do need to at least taste it.
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ecolsen2001 says:

That looks yummy. Can I have it?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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djmontra says:

wow gwross . it looks like fried crack
Smoke it. Does it get you high? tel us tell us
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Monochor says:

it's a corn husk...eat half of it and then complain!
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jhadow says:

I like the salt rock idea, but think tasting it is definitely an important part of this scientific process!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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supernovafsx says:

Its definitely a wasp nest. Google image search it.
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loevenzaan says:

sell it on e-bay
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agnes b square says:

It looks like free Frito's for life to me! Totally.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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palmbaychuck says:

Looks like a piece of corn cob, turned inside out or something. Tostitoes are made of corn I think. Still, it could be a chunk of rattlesnake.
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lost.sync says:

he's right...it's a wasp's nest. we have them all over the place around here.
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sean5033  Pro User  says:

It looks like a piece of corn cob that got mixed with corn chips in the fryer. Of course, a taste test would help confirm or deny that.
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cardhouse  Pro User  says:

I'll give you that quarter for it.
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lilcleo001 says:

I got it!!! Its a quarter!!!
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sikanna  Pro User  says:

so what is it?? did you eat it??
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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rowlanjr@hotmail.com says:

I see Mary!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Fort Photo  Pro User  says:

Seasoning Accumulation? That's what they called that giant Chee-to they found a few years back. Maybe some small town somewhere will want to put your globular mass on display as a real economic driver for the community! ;-)
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Jimv says:

It's a quarter!
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advcomp2019 says:

It looks like a piece of fish to me.
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scifipirate says:

its a fish fillet
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.Professor. says:

Tripe?
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tracyfm [deleted] says:

I won't be the FOURTH person to say it's a quarter...that was funny ONCE. Read comments before you try to be clever. Chances are, someone else was clever faster.

I will agree with everyone who says EAT IT!!
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JCasalena says:

Its salt from a salting machine. Not kidding
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Datrio says:

Wasp's nest or a sunflower head.

Or a mutation of them both.
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TX_bug_fan says:

sell it on ebay to golden casino
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matthewaprice  Pro User  says:

Bonus, you should have to pay extra for unidentified objects in your tostitos. Its like the riddle in the cracker jacks box.
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chase2288 says:

I see jesus!
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Mark Grealish  Pro User  says:

Eww
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tagspotters says:

Chance are good that its just a giant chunk of salt, I seriously doubt that Frito-Lay is idiotic enough to let a wasp nest through quality control. Then again you never know. I suggest you consult the corn-chip spirits for answers.
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varha  Pro User  says:

Every bag has a winner!
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Spotty3333  Pro User  says:

It's a piece of salt
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alinav_89 says:

hmm..is very strange..is it a bone?
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muaddib420 says:

SUE!
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毛主席 says:

i hate to be the quintessential nerd... but you know the 'artifacts' from the game STALKER? i think we might have the junk food analogue here.
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Darny  Pro User  says:

i can see jesus in it
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willgetin says:

While it does look a lot like a wasp nest, it most certainly is not one.

Knowing that Tostitos are the same color as that blob, one would surmise rationally that is a buildup of the raw material used to create the tostitos that fell off whatever the device is called that presses out and shapes the tostitos. It then went through the cooking process and bagging process.

I like the suggestion of selling it on ebay. I think I can make out the picture of Axl Rose on it....
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sergio.hernandezb says:

It looks like Chicharrón!!! humm yumi yumi
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coyo7e says:

It's a dried'out ball of masa, the cornmeal flour that is used to make tortillas and tortilla chips. If you leave masa out tfor a few days, it dries out and get hard and gnarly.

The weird texture is probably from whatever grill it had accumulated on, then fell off into the chips.
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MortalWombat says:

Definitely masa
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charliestout says:

Mmmm, just like mom used to make!
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decavolt says:

All the more reason not to eat that trash in the first place. Just think of all the junk that ends up in those bags that you -don't- see.
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amosharper says:

Sounds like coyo7e's got the answer (here)
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M@ says:

I think it's still funny to say, "It's a quarter"
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sleepwalking [deleted] says:

It is not a wasp’s nest. Their nests have cells not bumps, and the cells are larger then those. Also the patter in different. It looks like a wasp’s nest but it is most definitely not one. its mostly likely a hardened piece of what once was a slurry of very fine corn particles that was knocked loose from a screen of some sort. Or it’s a chuck of luck dragon. Does it taste like a luck dragon?
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earthvital says:

it's a large piece of the flavoring... a congealed piece that broke off one of the dispensers.
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houstonsports6102 says:

Definitely eat it and then send a pic of your poop. It can be the pik o' poop pik o' the week. Methinks you would score high on Interestingness.
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YourSoulisMine says:

Motherf****** want you to die son...
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pgill55 says:

It is a wasp nest from a salt machine.
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penance215 says:

if you call and complain they will send some free coupons so you can get more freaky chips
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Tom O'Neill  Pro User  says:

Hilarious!

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thekovacs says:

It's sars run!
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thedude_pwns says:

moose cock
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anecdote  Pro User  says:

THIS IS SO WRONG.

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edEx  Pro User  says:

looks like money... law suit.
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Eric Atkins  Pro User  says:

Looks like a wasp nest with larva.
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zidane00042 says:

ok... does it smell look or have any of the 5 senses in common with the other chips???. if so it could either seasoning or corn meal buildup.
contact the company or someone who would no, then taste it just for fun, sue, then say it has the face of jesus on it and u can go national with it. and after that is all done, sell it on ebay for loads ;)
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bouche  Pro User  says:

if that's what Tostitos are made from, I won't be touching them again.
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dalrealgerk  Pro User  says:

It's the world's largest, and ugliest mutant Tostito of course ... or as others here have said ... a lot of free Tostitos. email their PR department this link and ask what's it worth to them for you to take it down ;)
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austin.blalock says:

i don't know what it is. and if I don't know what it is, then it must not be a Christian. Kill it.
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dmihnea says:

you're all a bunch of freaks :)

it's a 'nucular' bomb !
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renfield33  Pro User  says:

if you put it on ebay golden palace will probably buy it for a lot of money
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gfiremark says:

It's a salt deposit that fell off of a wasp's nest under a quarter
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solracarevir  Pro User  says:

Looks like alien poop to me!
well... leaving the joke, i think it's grease or something like that, it is hard or its maleable?
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StunGib says:

It's a piece of carpet that was deep fried.
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Ivan_DeWolf says:

is it mooshy? is it brittle? does it smell? what does it taste like?
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nnflogg says:

tostitos hive
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doomtop says:

Looks disgusting
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mrbluejello says:

OK, I absolutely know what this is if it is- somewhat oily, stinks real nasty, and is kind of rubbery. I found one of these in a bag of potato chips and talked to the chip manufacturer. It is a piece of fried corn meal that occasionally accumulates on the sides of the fryer. Unfortunately, I ended up eating a piece of it and it made me quite sick for a couple of days. I initially thought it was a piece of rubber belt from one of the machines, but I was assured it was not. This fried goop accumulates and occasionally falls free if the fryer is not cleaned before this happens. I was assured that it was non-toxic, and I received 2 crates of potato chips after I complained. Unfortunately, the last thing I wanted after that experience was to eat more potato chips!!! This looks very similar to the potato chip goop I unfortunately had the experience of eating.
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k4rb0n8 says:

Put it in your mouth and suck on it! I bet its the Tostito's version of the everlasting gobstopper.
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trevdawg5 says:

It took arr jobss!
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camntheshadows says:

what have you done to my mother?
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shadowtower27 says:

Rumour has it in 1022 bc, in order to resurrect Lucifier, Diablo sought help from 300 evil mages. Produced from bloodstone and manifest into a tiny rock. A fragment were lost. Once consumed, a life of immortality will bestow.
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Looseball [deleted] says:

I know what that is. It's a piece of asbestos. .. exactyhow many chips did you eat before you found this?
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districtdirt  Pro User  says:

Its a big fat piece of digg.com.
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barrald says:

i think it gives you +7 agility if you eat it
try combining it with dragon scales or nimroot, i think it should make a health or mana potion
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YouthCamp2006 says:

it's a superman.
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metroproper says:

it's a clump from the machines, build up chip of sorts
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miken32 says:

"Knowing that Tostitos are the same color as that blob..." WTF??? I'm voting for the salt.
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BMW540isport says:

a shoe cleaner
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Courtarro  Pro User  says:

It's a popsicle!
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Swirl [deleted] says:

Big bang! It's the missing link! Now all we need is to connect it to the other half-ape half-man fossils out there. If you buy that monkey business, I've got some intellectual property to sell you in Tostitos factory.

Alternate ending:
...ya know, I once fed pringles to a monkey in a small zoo in Monaco. I think the evolution puzzle is finally coming together thanks to the makers of processed food--what a bunch of smart cookies...I mean chips...I mean chimps...well, over time, they're all the same thing anyway!

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PpChKn says:

maybe someone's lunch end inside those tostitos :D

if not, i agree with the one that says -sell it on ebay-

... make some $$$
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The_Seeker says:

1. "Find" the side of the item where the Virgin Mary or Jesus is visible.

2. Have your local newspaper or TV station profile the holy item.

3. Wait for hundreds of mentally-challenged Christian nuts to show up at your house demanding to see it, touch it and pray for God to heal their arthritis, leave candles and cards all over your lawn, and keep vigil for weeks.

4. Profit! by selling "I saw the holy corn Mother" t-shirts to said zealots.
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daveparker  Pro User  says:

Did he find my keys there by chance?
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wunnspeed  Pro User  says:

Hmmmm, was the Tostitos machine next to the Pork Rind machine?
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humboldthead  Pro User  says:

It's the deep-fried ponytail of George Washington...
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