Look what my friend found in a bag of Tostitos on Flickr

mud_dann says:

it looks like some kind of mutant poop...i dont knoooow...
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

It's a rare fabled Qinghai Desert Pringles Dragon. Only 4 were made by mysterious Wise Men in the deserts of China, 7,000 years ago.

The circle is complete. Eat it and fulfill the prophecy.

Report back afterwards to tell us how tasty it was.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

whalesalad says:

does it smell or taste or appear to be made of the same crap the chips are?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Entelarust says:

looks like a piece of corn
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

supper_redux says:

It's a piece of salt shaken loose from a giant salting machine.
Seriously.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

mozaiq_org says:

Eat it. Tell us what it tastes like. That will help us figure it out. I promise.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

yay_internet says:

bee hive?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

toastbot says:

looks like a mangled part of a corncob
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Jared B says:

Looks like a quarter.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

EyePulp says:

Jared, FTW
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

supernovafsx says:

100% Definitely a wasps nest.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

maltoodle says:

I'd eat it.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

jasonphotoman says:

Eat it, eat iiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

johnnymccreath says:

Will it blend?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

izjay says:

You really do need to at least taste it.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

ecolsen2001 says:

That looks yummy. Can I have it?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

djmontra says:

wow gwross . it looks like fried crack
Smoke it. Does it get you high? tel us tell us
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Monochor says:

it's a corn husk...eat half of it and then complain!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

jhadow says:

I like the salt rock idea, but think tasting it is definitely an important part of this scientific process!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

supernovafsx says:

Its definitely a wasp nest. Google image search it.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

loevenzaan says:

sell it on e-bay
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

agnes b square says:

It looks like free Frito's for life to me! Totally.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

palmbaychuck says:

Looks like a piece of corn cob, turned inside out or something. Tostitoes are made of corn I think. Still, it could be a chunk of rattlesnake.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

lost.sync says:

he's right...it's a wasp's nest. we have them all over the place around here.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

sean5033 says:

It looks like a piece of corn cob that got mixed with corn chips in the fryer. Of course, a taste test would help confirm or deny that.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

cardhouse says:

I'll give you that quarter for it.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

lilcleo001 says:

I got it!!! Its a quarter!!!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

sikanna says:

so what is it?? did you eat it??
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

rowlanjr@hotmail.com says:

I see Mary!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Fort Photo says:

Seasoning Accumulation? That's what they called that giant Chee-to they found a few years back. Maybe some small town somewhere will want to put your globular mass on display as a real economic driver for the community! ;-)
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Jimv says:

It's a quarter!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

advcomp2019 says:

It looks like a piece of fish to me.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

scifipirate says:

its a fish fillet
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

.Professor. says:

Tripe?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

tracyfm [deleted] says:

I won't be the FOURTH person to say it's a quarter...that was funny ONCE. Read comments before you try to be clever. Chances are, someone else was clever faster.

I will agree with everyone who says EAT IT!!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

JCasalena says:

Its salt from a salting machine. Not kidding
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Datrio says:

Wasp's nest or a sunflower head.

Or a mutation of them both.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

TX_bug_fan says:

sell it on ebay to golden casino
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

matthewaprice says:

Bonus, you should have to pay extra for unidentified objects in your tostitos. Its like the riddle in the cracker jacks box.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

chase2288 says:

I see jesus!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Mark Grealish says:

Eww
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

tagspotters says:

Chance are good that its just a giant chunk of salt, I seriously doubt that Frito-Lay is idiotic enough to let a wasp nest through quality control. Then again you never know. I suggest you consult the corn-chip spirits for answers.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

varha says:

Every bag has a winner!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Spotty3333 says:

It's a piece of salt
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

alinav_89 says:

hmm..is very strange..is it a bone?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

muaddib420 says:

SUE!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

毛主席 says:

i hate to be the quintessential nerd... but you know the 'artifacts' from the game STALKER? i think we might have the junk food analogue here.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Darny says:

i can see jesus in it
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

willgetin says:

While it does look a lot like a wasp nest, it most certainly is not one.

Knowing that Tostitos are the same color as that blob, one would surmise rationally that is a buildup of the raw material used to create the tostitos that fell off whatever the device is called that presses out and shapes the tostitos. It then went through the cooking process and bagging process.

I like the suggestion of selling it on ebay. I think I can make out the picture of Axl Rose on it....
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

sergio.hernandezb says:

It looks like Chicharrón!!! humm yumi yumi
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

coyo7e says:

It's a dried'out ball of masa, the cornmeal flour that is used to make tortillas and tortilla chips. If you leave masa out tfor a few days, it dries out and get hard and gnarly.

The weird texture is probably from whatever grill it had accumulated on, then fell off into the chips.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

MortalWombat says:

Definitely masa
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

charliestout says:

Mmmm, just like mom used to make!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

decavolt says:

All the more reason not to eat that trash in the first place. Just think of all the junk that ends up in those bags that you -don't- see.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

amosharper says:

Sounds like coyo7e's got the answer (here)
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

M@ says:

I think it's still funny to say, "It's a quarter"
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

sleepwalking [deleted] says:

It is not a wasp’s nest. Their nests have cells not bumps, and the cells are larger then those. Also the patter in different. It looks like a wasp’s nest but it is most definitely not one. its mostly likely a hardened piece of what once was a slurry of very fine corn particles that was knocked loose from a screen of some sort. Or it’s a chuck of luck dragon. Does it taste like a luck dragon?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

earthvital says:

it's a large piece of the flavoring... a congealed piece that broke off one of the dispensers.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

houstonsports6102 says:

Definitely eat it and then send a pic of your poop. It can be the pik o' poop pik o' the week. Methinks you would score high on Interestingness.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

YourSoulisMine says:

Motherf****** want you to die son...
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

pgill55 says:

It is a wasp nest from a salt machine.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

penance215 says:

if you call and complain they will send some free coupons so you can get more freaky chips
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Tom O'Neill says:

Hilarious!

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Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

thekovacs says:

It's sars run!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

thedude_pwns says:

moose cock
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

anecdote says:

THIS IS SO WRONG.

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Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

edEx says:

looks like money... law suit.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Eric Atkins says:

Looks like a wasp nest with larva.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

zidane00042 says:

ok... does it smell look or have any of the 5 senses in common with the other chips???. if so it could either seasoning or corn meal buildup.
contact the company or someone who would no, then taste it just for fun, sue, then say it has the face of jesus on it and u can go national with it. and after that is all done, sell it on ebay for loads ;)
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

bouche says:

if that's what Tostitos are made from, I won't be touching them again.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

dalrealgerk says:

It's the world's largest, and ugliest mutant Tostito of course ... or as others here have said ... a lot of free Tostitos. email their PR department this link and ask what's it worth to them for you to take it down ;)
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

austin.blalock says:

i don't know what it is. and if I don't know what it is, then it must not be a Christian. Kill it.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

dmihnea says:

you're all a bunch of freaks :)

it's a 'nucular' bomb !
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

renfield33 says:

if you put it on ebay golden palace will probably buy it for a lot of money
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

gfiremark says:

It's a salt deposit that fell off of a wasp's nest under a quarter
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

solracarevir says:

Looks like alien poop to me!
well... leaving the joke, i think it's grease or something like that, it is hard or its maleable?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

StunGib says:

It's a piece of carpet that was deep fried.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Ivan_DeWolf says:

is it mooshy? is it brittle? does it smell? what does it taste like?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

nnflogg says:

tostitos hive
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

doomtop says:

Looks disgusting
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

mrbluejello says:

OK, I absolutely know what this is if it is- somewhat oily, stinks real nasty, and is kind of rubbery. I found one of these in a bag of potato chips and talked to the chip manufacturer. It is a piece of fried corn meal that occasionally accumulates on the sides of the fryer. Unfortunately, I ended up eating a piece of it and it made me quite sick for a couple of days. I initially thought it was a piece of rubber belt from one of the machines, but I was assured it was not. This fried goop accumulates and occasionally falls free if the fryer is not cleaned before this happens. I was assured that it was non-toxic, and I received 2 crates of potato chips after I complained. Unfortunately, the last thing I wanted after that experience was to eat more potato chips!!! This looks very similar to the potato chip goop I unfortunately had the experience of eating.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

k4rb0n8 says:

Put it in your mouth and suck on it! I bet its the Tostito's version of the everlasting gobstopper.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

trevdawg5 says:

It took arr jobss!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

camntheshadows says:

what have you done to my mother?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

shadowtower27 says:

Rumour has it in 1022 bc, in order to resurrect Lucifier, Diablo sought help from 300 evil mages. Produced from bloodstone and manifest into a tiny rock. A fragment were lost. Once consumed, a life of immortality will bestow.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Looseball [deleted] says:

I know what that is. It's a piece of asbestos. .. exactyhow many chips did you eat before you found this?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

districtdirt says:

Its a big fat piece of digg.com.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

barrald says:

i think it gives you +7 agility if you eat it
try combining it with dragon scales or nimroot, i think it should make a health or mana potion
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

YouthCamp2006 says:

it's a superman.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

metroproper says:

it's a clump from the machines, build up chip of sorts
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

miken32 says:

"Knowing that Tostitos are the same color as that blob..." WTF??? I'm voting for the salt.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

BMW540isport says:

a shoe cleaner
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Courtarro says:

It's a popsicle!
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

Swirl [deleted] says:

Big bang! It's the missing link! Now all we need is to connect it to the other half-ape half-man fossils out there. If you buy that monkey business, I've got some intellectual property to sell you in Tostitos factory.

Alternate ending:
...ya know, I once fed pringles to a monkey in a small zoo in Monaco. I think the evolution puzzle is finally coming together thanks to the makers of processed food--what a bunch of smart cookies...I mean chips...I mean chimps...well, over time, they're all the same thing anyway!

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Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

PpChKn says:

maybe someone's lunch end inside those tostitos :D

if not, i agree with the one that says -sell it on ebay-

... make some $$$
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

The_Seeker says:

1. "Find" the side of the item where the Virgin Mary or Jesus is visible.

2. Have your local newspaper or TV station profile the holy item.

3. Wait for hundreds of mentally-challenged Christian nuts to show up at your house demanding to see it, touch it and pray for God to heal their arthritis, leave candles and cards all over your lawn, and keep vigil for weeks.

4. Profit! by selling "I saw the holy corn Mother" t-shirts to said zealots.
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

daveparker says:

Did he find my keys there by chance?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

wunnspeed says:

Hmmmm, was the Tostitos machine next to the Pork Rind machine?
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

humboldthead says:

It's the deep-fried ponytail of George Washington...
Posted 32 months ago. ( permalink )

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