I am a denta-phobe.
Self-portrait from the cover of my book.
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No story today, my loves, but I was interviewed by the leader of the Joy Rebellion, Brandi Reynolds, and, if you care to, you can read it here.
You can also win a free autographed copy of my book (and a special treat)...details on Brandi's site!
P.S. Thank you so so so SO much for your kind comments and emails about my little bobcat, Vito. (And Brandi was the one who gave me the delicious idea to name him Don Vito...I added the Curlyone because he had curly fur, since he was a Devon Rex.) Words cannot express... I am so honored and touched that you care. Thank you! OXO
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Uploaded on Dec 8, 2009
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Don Vito Curlyone 2.?.09 - 11.27.09
My sweet, crazy, fun and wise little 9 month old kitten, Vito, died this morning from FIP, 14 days after taking ill.
Life seriously sucks sometimes..
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Uploaded on Nov 27, 2009
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Hot Chick With Douchebag
Inspired, obviously, by this site, which I find hilarious!
Bigger?
Hey, speaking of sites, the book's website is up. Video.
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When you look at a guy, what is it about him that makes you picture the two of you fucking or maybe getting married or makes you wonder if he’d hold your hair back when you threw up?
What, instead, makes you cringe at the thought of his hot breath on your skin, his sweaty hands leaving damp trails on your silk dress, a strand of his hair on your pillow, robbing you of sleep as it finds its way into your mouth?
Is it the color of his eyes or his skin? Is it his choice of shirt or tie or shoes? Is it his voice? Is it the way his fingers drum on his laptop, or does that make you want to scream? Is it the newspaper he reads – The Post versus The Wall Street Journal versus The Times? Is it the way he won’t laugh at his friend’s racist joke, that he knows all the words to Willie Nelson’s 2,500 songs or knowing he thanked the counter girl when she handed him his cappuccino?
If he’s wearing a wedding band, does your head fill with images of commitment, love, passion enough to swear ‘til death do you part? Does it restore your faith? Your hope?
Or, instead, do you wonder how quickly you can get him in your bed, twirl that ring on his finger and see if his skin is a paler shade beneath it? Do you imagine doing things to him his wife won’t? Enjoying his moans? Do you believe him when he tells you she doesn’t understand him or, instead, do you think to yourself, no shit, motherfucker, you’re male, no woman understands you?
When he suddenly moves his hand upward and turns it slightly toward the edge of his Tom Clancy novel, do you wonder if he’s intentionally showing you the circle of gold on his left ring finger because he noticed your green eyes tracing figure eights from his crotch to the waistband of his Levi’s to his Adam’s Apple, maybe making a quick forage to his pouty bottom lip as you wonder if he’d like you to bite it?
You look away. You’re not a husband stealer.
The guy across the aisle with the short graying hair and John Lennon frames – the one who keeps eyeing the hemline of your skirt as it creeps up your thigh, roams to your pedicure, wonders if you’d like your toes sucked. He’s married. But he’s looking. Just looking. He’d never cheat. He turns away as soon as your gaze meets his. He won’t actually flirt with you, won’t make eye contact, but takes furtive glances at your nose, your cheekbones, your breasts, your ass when you walk up the aisle to stand by the door because yours is the next stop.
You get off the train.
He closes his eyes and wonders what his wife will make for dinner. He hopes it’s not chicken.
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Uploaded on Nov 14, 2009
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Going Around In Circles
Self Portrait from the Kaleidoscope Series
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I am honored to have been interviewed by McCabe for her Warrior Interviews. Thank you, McCabe!
Skotchdopled's website is coming soon. I know, I keep saying that...but really!
Heads up - if you register a domain, but plan to host it somewhere else, you have to wait 60 days to transfer it to your new registrar - and then, after you initiate the transfer, you have to wait many days more for the change to occur. I did not know this until now, hence why the website, though all built and ready to go, is STILL not up.
Although the website is not yet up, you can see a video for the book here.
If you'd like, you can now pre-order my book (autographed and sent to you with a special surprise) in my etsy shop.
Thanks!
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Uploaded on Nov 9, 2009
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Bad Hair Day
Self-portrait as Caravaggio's Medusa. I feel exactly like this today. Fucking flu.
Update 10/31/09 - Oh, and you can now advance order the book if you'd like... :)
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Uploaded on Oct 29, 2009
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