Bitch better have my brains. Not half, not some, but all my brains . . .

    The only difference between a zombie pimp 'n 'ho, and their living counterparts is that the zombies know they're dead inside.

    Comments and faves

    1. The Renaissance (68 months ago | reply)

      You're both looking well ...

    2. Lord Moon (68 months ago | reply)

      Awww such a cute couple.

      ;-)

    3. starfleetcaptainrob (68 months ago | reply)

      you know i think they make an ointment for that...

    4. TrishaLynn (68 months ago | reply)

      Undead, and yet the fur rug on your chest is still full and lush. Weird...

    5. marymactavish (68 months ago | reply)

      You've got some spinach on your teeth there, I think.

    6. walelia (68 months ago | reply)

      Deadly. ;)

    7. License Farm (68 months ago | reply)

      You gotta check out the XXXOMBIES comic. '70's porn scum vs. zombies. It's BRILLIANT.

    8. Robin Green Eye (68 months ago | reply)

      Dude, I LOL'ed.

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    10. wendymay (68 months ago | reply)

      I can't decide of the wounds or the teeth are more scary...

    11. chris5015 (68 months ago | reply)

      Cool Zombies!

    12. Lomara (68 months ago | reply)

      Augh! Chest rug! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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    13. Sandee's pics (68 months ago | reply)

      What is that on your teeth :P

    14. blmurch (68 months ago | reply)

      my thoughts exactly!

    15. _drev (68 months ago | reply)

      "...the zombies know they're dead inside."

      LMAO

    16. Astrazoic [deleted] (68 months ago | reply)

      A good analgesic cream should help there.

    17. yeoldeblackhippie (68 months ago | reply)

      now i have seen it all LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    18. kroo2u (68 months ago | reply)

      The funky teeth and bloody pimp cane really bring it home. Some plastic worms and spider webs in chest hair would have looked cool also. Great costume idea.

    19. lucindalunacy (68 months ago | reply)

      This is wonderful! You two look great!

    20. tigerwillow (68 months ago | reply)

      I love this... not just your average zombie but a hyphenate zombie... zombie/pimp. Kind of like producer/director!

    21. mickyd2009 (68 months ago | reply)

      You must stop giving her hickeys on the front of her neck before you party.

    22. lady_elsinore (68 months ago | reply)

      Wow, awesome upgrade to that costume

    23. MyCatRanch (68 months ago | reply)

      What an interesting couple you make. ;)

    24. Celladoor (68 months ago | reply)

      OMG! That is so freaky! lol

    25. watsonsinelgin (68 months ago | reply)

      Little known fact: That is Wil's actual chest hair. ;)

    26. Casey McKinnon (68 months ago | reply)

      Great make up! Your wife totally looks like she's got sprayed blood on her. Very impressive.

    27. ignote (68 months ago | reply)

      Hah, excellent!

    28. Brad, (68 months ago | reply)

      Nice Wayan's reference Wil, I made a reference to that same scene the other day and no one got it :(

    29. itsalwayssomething12 (67 months ago | reply)

      I love you so hard, Dr. and Mrs. Wheaton.

    30. oblivion9999 (67 months ago | reply)

      "I'm gonna eat you sucka, you dirty mutha" "Hey, watch your mouth!"

      Nice work, guys.

    31. curson (67 months ago | reply)

      Great.
      You can have my brain.

    32. Meer, angie k, and COLECCION CAMARAS DE COLORES added this photo to their favorites.

    33. rickystern (65 months ago | reply)

      "cause if she don't, I'ma gonna put my foot up her ass.'

    34. Medwyn. (65 months ago | reply)

      now that's pretty disgusting - good work ! :)

    35. jcslicer (65 months ago | reply)

      Is Uncle Willy gonna have to choke a bitch?

    36. Oddist Jones [deleted] (61 months ago | reply)

      Bitches an BRAINS...the man knows how to ROLL!!!

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