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Revenge is a dish best served cold

Also beneficial to the process is a disproportional level of excessiveness in regards to the payment for crimes rendered.

For example:
Armando has a slight fetish with sending out, via SMS, a semi-large paragraph dealing with advanced theories in music. He believes this to be funny as no one but he, being a music major, understands or cares in the slightest what it has to say or mean. To the normal cellular phone with little more capabilities than "phone," this is an issue insomuch as the size of the text produces about a dozen or so separate messages. This, however, is not so on iPhone, which I happen to have, and due to its advanced SMS capabilities, Armando's shenanigans are but a slight annoyance.

And so it was tonight that the Dillo would strike again with his harmonic gibberish. I was on the receiving end of this attack, and, feeling sorry for the others receiving and wanting to teach Armando a lesson, I employed a few techniques of my own and copied the entire source code base for Google (which is quite lengthy and un-understandable to the common reader) and sent it back. For me it was one text sent. To Armando, it was about 50 incoming SMS messages. Shortly after my reply there was a call on my phone from the Dillo, begging and pleading with me to stop with desperation in his voice, and promising never to cause such mischief again.

Mission accomplished.

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Uploaded on Sep 27, 2009

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