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Criteria for the Proper Tactical Usage of the Phrase "Oh Snap": A Flowchart 

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e_a_olson says:

You cannot 'tell' someone, and then declare 'oh snap', much like you cannot give yourself a high five. Your flowchart does not incorporate this logic.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Where's a Fatal Thinker?  Pro User  says:

e a olson just told you! Oh snap!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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shazamphoenix says:

The chart doesn't specifically state who's going to be "oh snap"-ing. It just says that if someone gets told, he/she/it deserves to be "oh snap"ed at.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Aaron_M says:

This is so frickin' awesome!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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allthebestkdg  Pro User  says:

Call me a fan...
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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femmme.fatal says:

its semi unclear but hilarious none-the-less....
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Automatt  Pro User  says:

This is funny!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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bethlovesmadonna says:

More more more!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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xxix says:

butts lol
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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RobCockerham says:

I fear I have been Oh Snap! ing at inappropriate times.

Now I have been told.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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KidMoxie  Pro User  says:

@RobCockerham:
Oh Snap!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kyle Jones  Pro User  says:

hahahah
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vjornaxx  Pro User  says:

Wow... thanks everyone! I'm glad to have participated in your education in the field of advanced verbal combat.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Flyinace2000  Pro User  says:

Can you make this a CC image so i can post and properly link to it on another site?
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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lab organism says:

Omgwtfbbq
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pomohandshake  Pro User  says:

finite state machine more or less
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Tubes.  Pro User  says:

This got dug (er, digged?) but unfortunately only the static picture, not this page. OH, SNAP!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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jimmybuttons  Pro User  says:

Oh snap!
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beatyruth says:

I hate to ask this (shows my old fogey-dom) but to what does this refer? The only time I've heard Oh Snap! is on My Name Is Earl.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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t e m p n a m e says:

Old fogey translation guide:

Substitute "told off" for "told" and "tell them off" for "tell them."

The resulting translation may not encompass all possible subtleties, nuances and various contexts through which one may be told, but it provides the general idea for the oh-snap-impaired.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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amybeanjenkins  Pro User  says:

Works for me.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Vanessa Gualtieri says:

You told them!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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jillhopkins79 says:

I prefer to accompany the "Oh Snap" with a move I call "The Hunchback Is About to Sneeze". Try it!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

Spikeo [deleted] says:

arguably the greatest diagram ever drawn.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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chezwhitey says:

But what happens at reset?
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Greg Headley  Pro User  says:

Hilarious!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ben Reierson  Pro User  says:

I just keep coming back to this! It's mysteriously potent. Just thinking of it during a meeting will get me giggling inappropriately.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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yonas1  Pro User  says:

Aw SNAYAP!!!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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itsrob  Pro User  says:

I love that 'oh, snap!' is in lowercase.
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

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doctor health says:

yes.to i ask you with jasmine,did you complete it?
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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alice_zero  Pro User  says:

my personal interpretation has always been as follows:

"did someone get told?" = you are currently observing a subject with regards to their state of being told. what is that state?
"No -> tell them" = if when finding that the subject is in a state of not having been told, it now becomes your responsibility to tell them. Once this is accomplished, return to start.
"Yes -> oh snap!" = if when finding that the subject has indeed been told, you are welcome to engage in the reaction of "Oh Snap!". whether the telling came from you or not, does not matter.

it seems to cover all the bases.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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robbtsco says:

Is Oh Snap an american expression? I've not heard it in the UK.

-Robbtsco
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Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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JohnGivings says:

I believe the expression is indeed of American origin. The phrase really broke into the vernacular in 1989, when rapper Biz Markie included it in the hit song "Just a Friend." The lyrics describe a scene wherein the protagonist walks in on his girlfriend kissing another man:

"So I came to her room and opened the door /
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?"

In this example, Biz has actually 'oh snapped' himself, thus illustrating the flexibility of this delightful phrase. I hope you'll soon find a means to work it into conversation on your side of the pond.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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blahmni  Pro User  says:

brilliant!
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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enolalasil says:

lol
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Djembefola says:

Ha ha, brilliant. Dublin web designer
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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bayrakci says:

thank you so much nice sharing
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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bayrakci says:

thanks
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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martybnb says:

OhSnap.com
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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198401 says:

very good photo
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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razz_be_ree  Pro User  says:

lol YES!
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Leslie Vernon  Pro User  says:

seen on passiveaggressivenotes.com, love this! Joy would be proud.
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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