Why I Need My Wife - Reason #851

Here is my conversation with the front desk tonight after spending 5 minutes trying to remember my room and testing out my key in 10+ doors....

Front Desk - How can I help you?
Me - Can you tell me what room CJ Mills is staying in?
Front Desk - No, but I can transfer you.
Me - What if I am CJ Mills?
Front Desk - *laughter*
Me - *not laughing*
Front Desk - *clears throat* Can I have your address to confirm?
Me - (after giving my info) Does this happen often?
Front Desk - No.

Please tell me I'm not the only one to forget something like this. Anyone else forget something simple like your room in a hotel or a parking space in a parking garage? Please feel free to lie just to make me feel better....

(I miss my wife)