Loose ends - a cat and technology story

WHEREAS epicondylitis has made it painful to type for extended periods of time over the past year and a half;

WHEREAS Dragon NaturallySpeaking works quite well as a voice-recognition software (in both English and French);

WHEREAS to use Dragon I need a good headset (the one that comes with the software screws up my glasses and hurts my head);

WHEREAS Moocah had dental surgery last week and cannot eat dry food;

WHEREAS because of this fact I have to keep the cat food away from them all except at meal time;

WHEREAS Tao was clearly starving, having not seen cat food in almost an hour;

THEREFORE Tao saw it fit to express his hunger and frustration on the cable of my headset, thereby depriving me of my elbow-friendly typing solution.

*SIGH*