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Someone suggested Zooomr needed a designer

Someone suggested Zooomr needed a designer by ♥ shhexycorin ♥.
So I've mocked up the homepage for their awesome new marketplace.

What do you think?

I think it's awesome. 
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Dr.Andre  Pro User  says:

Ahahahahahah!
Yes, awesome!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Edd Del Vecchio [deleted] says:

Would have preferred if you'd called it Weenr, but your title is more apt.

Nice work!

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Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

caityc [deleted] says:

Wnkr perhaps.

Though AWESOME clearly does the trick.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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matt  Pro User  says:

Come on now, Kev's picture is worth at least enough to buy him a pint!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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♥ shhexycorin ♥  Pro User  says:

Bah, he didn't even take it*!


* according to some misguided nutjob on his stream
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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*omnia*  Pro User  says:

you have excelled yourself ... :)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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dr_loplop  Pro User  says:

Shall I do the honours?

Lovely jubbbly!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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lomokev  Pro User  says:

i think you should use the color combo of pink and green is quite eye catching more so that yellow and red
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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♥ shhexycorin ♥  Pro User  says:

Thanks, omnia.
:)

Mange tout, dr_loplop, mange tout!

Thanks for the advice, lomokev. But I think you'll find I am the expert in this field, not you!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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-RobW-  Pro User  says:

Genius.

"Kris, you plonker!"

But who's Trigger?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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j@m says:

ha ha good one,
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Yolise  Pro User  says:

Awesome awesomeness.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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sgoralnick  Pro User  says:

shouldn't the color scheme be pink and blue and white?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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beebo wallace  Pro User  says:

things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Violentz  Pro User  says:

The floating apple photos should be at least $1.99.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Fort Photo  Pro User  says:

Violentz is correct, they still have to pay the special effects budget and all don't you know?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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FlyButtafly  Pro User  says:

This is so totally perfect.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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diastema  Pro User  says:

It's truly wonderful, Corin....but I really think a touch of sparkly pink would make the whole thing come alive!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ice Nine says:

More pink.

Delete1.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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The Searcher  Pro User  says:

Not enough "a"s in "Hawkr".
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Pacdog  Pro User  says:

I just love it!!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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♥ shhexycorin ♥  Pro User  says:

Ooh, I got blogged! YAY!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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benroberts  Pro User  says:

wow. what a mothrfuckr codr.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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samboha  Pro User  says:

its good! i felt like i was being peddled to! bring on the saucy commissions!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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zenfrog  Pro User  says:

Do you mind if I totally steal your design for the new, actually working version of Zooomr I'm going to make?

-Voted "delete" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Lawrie M  Pro User  says:

I'd say your in with a chance!
Just watch your back, shhexy. I hear Wolff Olins has put in a tender.

Thanks ImageShack!

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Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Camster Factor  Pro User  says:

LMAO. I haven't seen anything so funny since the party hats.

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Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Dshalock® the Libertarian Emperor of America  Pro User  says:

Nooooooooooooo!

delete
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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tiffanyjbt... tiger jaws bite tough  Pro User  says:

Meh, I like it enough.

save
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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​eyebex  Pro User  says:

Should that not say Haaawkr?

delete4
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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o! patric  Pro User  says:

graaate
save
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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tinou bao says:

don't quit your day job
delete
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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☻M€rcỲ☺  Pro User  says:

This is shhexy!

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Dmitry Gudkov  Pro User  says:

i like the coat

save7
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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josue salazar  Pro User  says:

omg lawrie m, brilliant!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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zombizi  Pro User  says:

a(nother) superb piece of social history...insightful, witty, beautiful...

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'SeraphimC  Pro User  says:

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!
I *gasp* cannot *wheeze* stop *guffaw* laughing!

-Voted "save9" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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in my shoes  Pro User  says:

i'd love to... but i cannot, in good conscience, vote save10

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Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Husk and Sack  Pro User  says:

I can!

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Camster Factor  Pro User  says:

Congratulations! FOLIO. DM Gallery.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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♥ Nat hamlin says:

Belated save! LULZZZZ
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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lomokev  Pro User  says:

Lawrie M the brand its beautiful
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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SeenyaRita  Pro User  says:

is it my imagination or does thomas hawk look like Chalky in this photo?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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iluvpepero  Pro User  says:

lolz... :D

save1000
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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tkekkonen says:

WoW !
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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DavidMXG says:

You've captured the character all right. My pics on zooomr are set around $500 - impressed? See me at zooomr:
beta.zooomr.com/photos/davidmxg/
Are far as I can detect no one has looked at any so far; I uploaded them about 20 hours ago; but that is a neutral observation, not a comment on the quality of zooomr - or me.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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DavidMXG says:

Actually I thought the point they make at zooomr is that the photos for sale were to provide a better profit for the photographer & that stock agencies tend to set the price too low. Your poster seems to indicate otherwise which might be a misinterpretation.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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benroberts  Pro User  says:

hello. i've got $500. i know, i think i'll buy a photograph of a tree stump.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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DavidMXG says:

I knew there was no money in stock photography. I looked at the micro stock libraries some weeks back. I was being ridiculous when I set the price at whatever it was.
Even so I was optimistic. The 99c interpretation is probably reasonable.
Still I like stumps & spend hours to get photos of them so they must be good. Everyone takes pictures of people. There are far more people than there are stumps. I intend to exhibit.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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ⓅⒶⓎⓅⒶⓊⓁ  Pro User  says:

We used to have guy here in the States that pitched his wares just like that. Then Eddie Antar(Crazy Eddie) went to jail for cooking the books.

Perhaps like another famous American Salesman, Jerry (What's the Story!) who went to jail for selling Grey Market goods.

So, does Zooomr have grey market photos or just Black & White?
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

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flickrshy says:

that brilliant. how many sold?
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

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Schoolbookdepository  Pro User  says:

What the fark is zooomr?
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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♥ shhexycorin ♥  Pro User  says:

Nobody knows
:(
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ice Nine says:

Wasn't it a revamped, Chinese-made Vespa?
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

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