Kitten Fajitas!

Obviously a waste of money if you're going to just eat it

feed it this

classic case of snuffles.. causes the fajita to be bitter..

Gato de baja calidad!!!!
Low quality Fajita Cat!!!!

adorable!!

That's spelled E..D..I..B..L..E..
rob.

Leave britney alone!!!!

kissy

How could you fucking do this to the poor animal? You're fucking cruel.

So cute! The whole face is just adorable!

Mah eyes are buggin!

This is SICKI!

The trick to a good fajita is to marinate your meat well beforehand, to let the flavours infuse and to add succulence to a cheap bit of meat.

Kittens are a dime a dozen at the moment, you can pick up a handful of them for a couple of quid and, for that authentic Mexican flavour, they really have no equal.

Fuck the Old El Paso way, my fajita recipe is simple, natural and doesn't taste like utter shite. Slice the hottest chillis you can find lengthways and shove them up the kittens bum (you might need to use some sort of pipe to get them in). Rub chilli, garlic and lime juice into its eyes. This is a incredibly effective way of getting flavour straight into the bloodstream.

You can do this for several days prior to eating for maximum flavour. The minimum soaking time is two hours.

When you're ready, skin and gut the cat, slice thinly and cook briskly on a hot griddle with peppers and onions.

Serve with the usual gubbins and as much tequila as you can manage. ¡Aproveche!

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FreaksAnon says:

then why are you bothering to feed it cat food if you're going to turn around and cook it?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

I live by myself, I have enough kittens to last me a week!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

FreaksAnon says:

You should find a roomate that also looks tasty.

Might I recommend Betsy?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Monkeye says:

you cunt, you are meant to use dogs.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

My place is too small for roommates, FreaksAnon!

Not for fajitas, Monkeye. Never for fajitas.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

lensjockey says:

"getting flavour straight into the bloodstream"
ha ha ha
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

* Hi Tech Bio * says:

Welll, I can not say anything about cats, but I liked wild rats with butter.
Dicen que los gatos son mas correosos (least tender).
There are rumors in the streets, a Taco seller near our bus statins have dog BBQ tacos...
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Leannetv [deleted] says:

To offset the snuffles problem....double up on the lemon/tequila..
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

I think I might need to visit your town, Hi Tech Bio!

A touch of honey always goes down a treat too, Leannetv!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Brad Ross of Shhpeko says:

Meow. Purrrr.....
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

hapa boy says:

Shhexy, you should have your own cooking show!

FreaksAnon is so wrong. It is important to feed the cats before eating. Question is, what cat feed leads to the best tasting cats?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

ielle77 says:

that is simultaneously the most adorable and most frightening kitten I have ever laid eyes on... how is that possible? I want to hug it then run away!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

sam j rollo says:

you'll cook anything shhexy C
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

andertho says:

I find that kitten and bunny together offer a good choice for your guests.

Some people think kitten tastes fishy.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

defekto says:

You gotta plump 'em up a bit before you can shove 'em in a tortilla...yes on the tequilla.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Mike Murillo says:

There are enough homeless people in Chicago that I'll never go hungry.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

You sound like you need a stroke, sPeKo...

Thank you, hapa boy, the BBC are trying to get me to sign a contract. I'm going to be like Nigella, but shhexy!

ielle77, the same thing has been said about me, you'll just have to get used to it!
/ego

Of course I will, sjbang. Waste not, want not.

You bring the bunny, andertho, I have the kitten, dinner's at 9.

Getting the pissed a little helps too, defekto. Though I've yet to meet the kitten who is really worth my tequilla.

Kitten is wasted on the homeless, mmurilloiii! They marinade them in piss, it's really not the same.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

revertebrate says:

This type of kitten also goes great on a spit. Just rub them down in rosemary and garlic, and serve on a bed of fresh greens!

You can pretty much use them in any recipe that calls for a Cornish Game Hen.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

teenage jesus says:

sorry I'm a bit ignorant about how to cook Fajitas
do you need to slaughter it?
or you can simply boil it alive like a lobster?
thank you for your help
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

You need thin strips of meat, cooked quickly on a cast-iron griddle or in a thick-based fryingpan. Certainly the kitten can live a while as you cut it up, but I've never managed to keep the heart beating for long after the first few cuts.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

MonkeyBoy69 says:

Amateur.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

`Mark&Manna says:

Quite possibly one of the UGLIEST kittens I have ever seen!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

DrQ2 says:

I hope the little fucker tastes better than it looks?
Q x
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

penpusher says:

Since when was Gizmo the Gremlin a Kitty?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

* Hi Tech Bio * says:

Mark&Manna ....I have seen worst!!!!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

bitte, baby, bitte. [deleted] says:

this kitten looks like it might be from outer space.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

meanboylee says:

This Kitten is way too pathetic to eat....fatten it up for 12 - 15 years first.
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Elinesca says:

I like this one. Is she up for adoption?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

I ate it a fortnight ago! It's sewage now, you're welcome to eat that!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Elinesca says:

Selfish, heartless bitch. You knew I wanted her!
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

Can you afford your own food?
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Tarky7 says:

♥ shhexycorin ♥ Cuisine for a new generation !
Posted 37 months ago. ( permalink )

Ms Kat says:

The Great Cat Nation is not impressed. You'll be hearing from my generals soon.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

Excellent, I'm starving!
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

rob surreal says:

awwww. cute. can i keep.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

MonkeyBoy69 says:

*Phweep!*
Hey Corin...
rob wants a little pussy...
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

key lime pie (Anna Wiz) says:

We are not amused.
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

key lime pie (Anna Wiz) says:

Just remember who's the OBLIGATE carnivore here.

-voted as "delete" (from the Delete Me Uncensored group)
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

overdosedelusions says:

ho, he's frightening me lol ^_^!, good idea good "model" but the pic is overexposed so it's imposible to see all the details correctly

delete
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

steve_gobeil says:

god this is an ugly kitten

soooooooo damn ugly

save
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

hampshiregirl says:

i like cats, but this one must be the ugliest i have ever seen...

delete
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

Dshalock® the Libertarian Emperor of America says:

Needs a roasting pan, some potatos, veggies and a nice red wine sauce.

-voted as "delete3" (from the Delete Me Uncensored group)
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

gideon_jones1 says:

that is one ugly cat - don't want to see it again. Hurry up and eat it!
delete
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

sparty lea says:

Could do with fattening up a bit first
delete5
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

mike in wny says:

this pussy was made to be microwaved

delete6
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

Donny O'Smokem says:

yech
delete
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

Redgum says:

Pussy fuzz

-delete9
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

jakerome says:

yikes

-Voted "delete10" (by the Delete Me Uncensored Group)
Posted 36 months ago. ( permalink )

Zanastardust says:

OMG, he's crying ... poor thing!!!!

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Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

Olivander says:

I think I just died of adorableness overdose.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

Montañosa mon Amour says:

I almost died laughing.

I nominate Corin as "The Greatest Satirist for All Time Ever"!
Posted 26 months ago. ( permalink )

bivoir says:

hehe there's some great replies in here!

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Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

organized chaos says:

whats wrong with the poor thing, for real? its adorable...
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

US_RoninHammer says:

The dude needs to take care of his cat better.......
Posted 21 months ago. ( permalink )

jlcmarcel says:

Leave Britney alone!! hahaha
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

TaylorPuppyLove says:

cute little kitten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 19 months ago. ( permalink )

paper.swan [deleted] says:

are you really going to eat his poor thing?? :'(
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

What else do you suggest I do with it?!
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

Dshalock® the Libertarian Emperor of America says:

I suggest a good helping of red and green peppers to go with it.
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

paper.swan [deleted] says:

love it :( this makes me sick :(
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

Faunagraphic says:

weirdddos
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

darkest_allure890 says:

I only signed up to tell you..that i think its best you GO TO HELL!!!!!
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

how horrid!
:(

I'm just trying to get a well-balanced diet.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

beachchocolatekitten says:

The "kitten fajita" thing isn't funny. The kitten itself, however, is a cutie.

My Maine Coon passed away a couple of years ago and it almost killed me. She was my best friend.

Seriously: If you don't want the kitten, please send me a Flickr mail asking how much you want for him or her, along with your address, and I'll gladly buy him or her from you.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

andertho says:

she eats hamsters too you know.

fries 'em right up.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

andertho says:

oops, i meant guinea pigs

www.flickr.com/photos/upyerbum/117666241/in/s et-1454839/
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

Yeah, the photo was posted a year and a half ago, that kitten passed through my digestive system long ago.
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

Sunny Melons says:

I wouldn't have eaten this scrawny little AIDS-infested thing if I were starving (which I never have been, living in Amerika). Couldn't you have fattened him up with toenail clippings or something for a few weeks?
I know it's an old-ass photo, but I couldn't resist.
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

x0tina143 says:

you better be kidding, this is like the cutest kitten i have ever seen. leave it alonoe
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

I ate it nearly two years ago.
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

Brad Ross of Shhpeko says:

You ate this kitten! May a thousand kitties eat your eyeballs!
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

Dead Air says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Weekly Theme Photography, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

This Week's Theme is Fresh!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

penpusher says:

What's "fresh" about a dead kitten?
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

BOYZ AND GIRLZ! says:

you are a sick person I hope you know how dare you kill a kitten that grows to show its love for you and not only you but US if you did what you did I hope someone makes you into a fudge browny and burned like toast! HMPHHHH!!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

Amy wants a new BETTER camera :/ says:

you are a sicko! how could you do that to poor defenceless animals! your cold hearted!!! i so agree ms kitten! fudge browny!!!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

revertebrate says:

Hmmm

fudge brownies a la kittens

I'm so hungry now!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

slowburn♪ says:

When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',
It helps a lot if you kill a kitten
Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,
You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten.

There's no crime that you'll be commitin'
I know the law, you can kill a kitten.
If you need yarn for that scarf you're knittin'
Youll get plenty when you kill a kitten

Feed it turpentine, or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as smitten,
She'll like you better when you kill a kitten
To quote the bible, cause that's where it's written
If yee loveth Jesus, yee must kill a kitten

Flush it down the can, hit it with your van,
Drown it in a lake, bake a kitty cake
Throw it at a train, make it snort cocaine
Stick some TNT up its cat booty
Do what you must do, as long as you...
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn't easy,
And if the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitchfork from the shed,
And kill a puppydog instead!
Kill a kitten, you gotta kill a kitten, a liitle furry kitten
Kill a kitten...
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

'o wau no says:

I just "rescued" a kitten for eating, but she's only about a pound right now. I'm gonna give her a few months to get fat and then use this fabulous recipe you've posted!

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Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

'o wau no says:

Oh wait. I meant to say, You are an evil bitch. How dare you treat animals this way? I'm sending the animal police after you and reporting you to flickr!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

¿♠?Kimberly¿♠? (Loving Life!!!) says:

You have issues I feel sorry for any animal who trust you!And if this is your way of playing a sick joke you're beyond sick! But KARMA'S a BITCH and it will bite you SOON!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

slowburn♪ says:

and there i thought Karma is a cat, not a bitch
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

[this] [account] [has] [been] [deleted] says:

karma's a chameleon, duh!
tasty, but not even the same league as feline fajitas......YUM!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

SF Lights [deleted] says:

My cat is pregnant with kittens, does that mean that I need to double the recipe?
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

¿♠?Kimberly¿♠? (Loving Life!!!) says:

Well lets see here,Yes Karma's a cat one of mine.Nice to see you done your homework! I also noticed something going through this photostream.I don't beleive you harm the cats,But I do beleive you love to taunt members of flickr.So have your fun it don't even bother me anymore.After I seen the tags you put on these pictures I began to understand your game.Play away you're very good at it.Any future animal lovers who do happen to come to this photostream.Pay her no mind at all.That's what she wants and you're playing right into her hands.So save yourselfs the trouble! I've checked out several of the contacts and groups.It's just a game and she play's it well.I'm not scared to give credit where credit is due.My hat's off to you play on and please do have fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

yay!
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

nelson.kamo83 says:

I Luv LuV LUV eating kitty!!!! s);od
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

susana_mazzara says:

Contest of kittens. Puppies
concurso de gatitos bebes.
•ADD YOUR PHOTO NOW!

www.flickr.com/groups/gatosgatinhas/discuss/7 215760560966...
GRUPO GATOS & GATIÑAS
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

tastetherainbow5387 says:

aw thats sweet i have a kitten that looks just like tha but different colors we named him ET
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

BrittneyKatelyn says:

You're fucking cruel
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

rebeccahinton10 says:

How CUTE! ignore young b up there.
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

BrittneyKatelyn says:

^^^^^
Oh yeah ignore me did you even read the description?
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

mistycat88 says:

AWWWWWWWW

Hair-Tastic cats and dogs!

Your pet has been stamped!
Stamp 2 photos per post.
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

♥ shhexycorin ♥ says:

young b! - she did, you obviously didn't!
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

kittycatman0 says:

hi
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

nelson.kamo83 says:

Someone might suggest to BK; sit down, have another marlboro, drink an orange soda, AND Grow A Sence Of Humor !!
Once you taste (good) kitty, you'll always want more!!!!! s);od
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

JAMAiCA Goldfish NRL says:

Cute cat, hope you got it to a Dr.
As for the caption? Sheerly satanic. You'll be hit by a bus, then dragged for three miles until you hit a barbed wire fence and your legs tear off.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

steve_gobeil says:

I love to eat young (but legal) pussies.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

VixenVampyre says:

Im guessing (or hoping) this is a joke, you never know now a days. But I do think that kitten has an eye infection so thats why its eyes look that way. I could be wrong but its eyes just dont look healthy.
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

jasonmoriarity says:

peanut butter
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

jasonmoriarity says:

kitten fajitas is cute and a cool name,next kitten i get im naming it fajitas
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

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