- often people ask... where is dumbo now? - Whiteleaf
- already likes going in through the backdoor.... - Forever 27
- Tusked!!! - chris.corwin
- She can become a hamster when she grows up. - There can be only one Rob!
- Bit of a come down from carrying discworld on your back. - MonkeyBoy69
- That's what happens when you start drinking so young. - mer-made
- looks like one of those pictures taken by big wank. it was called elephant's cunt if my memory serves me well - hampshiregirl
- the first ever elephant sized dildo! - Tigerlemurguy
Shhexy gives a helping hand
The creche Pippa's kids go to have just been reading Chuck Palahniuk's Guts as part of the Government's literacy campaign.
They knew I was a fan too, so asked me along to direct their dramatic interpretation of the piece for Parents' Day.
They're not ones to do things by halves - they cast their pet elephant as the narrator. The kids were playing the contents of the intestine, I nearly wore my fingers to the bone sewing carrot-chunk costumes! With minutes to go, they all piled up the elephant's arse, waiting there for the start of the show.
Except no one knew that Nelly was constipated and was utterly incapable of taking a shit. The performance was ruined, the parents disappointed and Shhexy was sent off to Asda to buy a truck load of prunes.
We're still waiting.
All in all, not a good day.
:(
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moleratsgotnofur (52 months ago)
Oh, this kid's going to be in therapy in a few years.
mlizzy (52 months ago)
such a sad tale - poor little children -
not every show can be a hit - i think you just have to give it another try - climb back on up !
grafix chik (52 months ago)
WTF!!!!
Sugar Booger (52 months ago)
this is so freaking bizarre.
RoBeRtO!!! (52 months ago)
:)))
LOL
rynokins (52 months ago)
this should be your icon, for your 'upyerbum' photostream.
so perfect to see this with the kid peering up the shaft, really creates a sense of mystery and ... intrigue.
mfophotos (52 months ago)
that's gonna need one big-ass butt plug. Shexxy, lend them one of yours...
weef kichards (52 months ago)
never knew elephants were carnivores
and had such fast bowel movement
MonkeyBoy69 (52 months ago)
I've just been watching that documentary on teh Sultan's Elephant...
Could have done with some Shhexing up I thought.
♥ shhexycorin ♥ (52 months ago)
heh heh, rynokins, it does seem scarily apt!
There are 15 kids up there, argusmaniac, the parents want them back. Fuck 'em I say.
mfophotos (52 months ago)
I do have to wonder what sicko would design a slide so that kids shoot out of an elephants' ass? WTF were the thinking?
BillyWarhol (52 months ago)
it looks like U POOPED yer panties!!!!!!!!!
;)))) xoxo
gregor_y (52 months ago)
It's the elephantine equivalent of Richard Gere and his hamster! C'mon, people, elephants need love too!
♥ shhexycorin ♥ (52 months ago)
*whistles innocently*
For you, Billy, I'd do anything.
:)
And you're just the man to give it, gregor_y, I've seen the photos, you're SHHUPERHOT!
Ice Nine (52 months ago)
I have found parrafin can be useful for the lubrication required when dealing with the intestines of a large mammal.
Or small mammal for that matter.
dblues (52 months ago)
Shitty deal!!
Chalky Lives (52 months ago)
more gold. thank you
Jack Lord (52 months ago)
this is not happening, I deny my eyes
Jardel A (52 months ago)
HAHAHAHA
poor elefant, this problems take most of the world too ='[
LMAO
bodofotoz (52 months ago)
A real poop shute!
♥ Nat hamlin (52 months ago)
No wonder she had problems, Shexy-- you've missed her butthole by a good 3 feet or so.
I'm afraid those children have been shoved up her cunt and now rest in her womb. And you know elephants gestate for like 3 years or something ridiculous like that.
I hope you're proud of yourself. Those parents are going to be waiting a very very long time.
gena maria (52 months ago)
Yikes!!!!!!!!!
★♥★summerofshelby★♥★ [deleted] (52 months ago)
did the designer think about the slide coming out of the elephants butt just might look like an anal probe?
WOW!
one_sixtyith (52 months ago)
finnish the sentence: little children are to an elephants butt as gerbils are to __________
K3vinsk! (52 months ago)
Can you climb up in the arse?
belloshitty (52 months ago)
This is Artcore !
belloshitty (52 months ago)
:-)
doc18 (52 months ago)
LOL
whirrdz (52 months ago)
The shot is funny as hell & your prose text ~ a hysterical hoot! Unbefucknlievable chute!
Annene von Durchgerockt (52 months ago)
Ridiculous indeed!
And a bag of chips.
radioher (52 months ago)
poor little girlllllll
madalyne53 (52 months ago)
This is animal cruelty in it's most disgusting form. How would you like to have a large tube full of rug rats jammed up yer bung hole?
Hmmmm...gotta go see ya later...
`Mazz (52 months ago)
oh GOD! first of all this is one funny pic! 2nd of all, this is a violation of the elephant's anus and i'm sure it doesn't like it! 3rd and most importantly of all, who in their right mind would want to shoot out of an elephants arse! that is soooo funny!
`Mazz (52 months ago)
@Osesment: FRIGGIN AYE! now we can answer the question "who's want one?" with the answer "that guy waving his penis at traffiC!"
madalyne53 (52 months ago)
I almost chose "waving my penis at traffic" as my flickr name but thought it was too middle of the road sounding. But that's just me.
bloddy stool comes to mind again.
jenny_bi_lover82 [deleted] (52 months ago)
That is just Wrong !!! Is this an Elephants version of sticking Gerbils up there Ass through Tubes ???
Sixty Nine [deleted] (52 months ago)
holy shit!
char_lie (52 months ago)
That is hilarious! I love how the kid looks like he is trying to crawl back up the "slide"
krazmus (52 months ago)
Awesome! Probably the funniest pic I've seen here. You've got some great stuff!
defekto (52 months ago)
They've always been nastly Little Shits.
Rippie: Contra Censura! (52 months ago)
that is one brave lad.
Sapphiren (51 months ago)
My God...who designed this thing?!
I suggest you post this in the Jokers and Degraders Group
♥ shhexycorin ♥ (51 months ago)
heh heh. OK!
IW4 (51 months ago)
Little Jenny always thought felching was awfully small-time, and was bound and determined to take it to the next level.
Jokers and Degraders Group
ejholmes (51 months ago)
um.......................................
um..........................................
yeah.
James Thorpe Photography (51 months ago)
WTF?
that is all...
kroo2u (51 months ago)
That elephant should chew its food more thoroughly - it's pooping it out whole and undigested!
Rowdymnm (51 months ago)
LOL, Some things are just wrong.
Rippie: Contra Censura! (51 months ago)
yeah, so wrong they're right! :D
twentythreeeleven (50 months ago)
I'm just glad it's not the other way around. Imagine an elephant squeezing out of a child's butt....ooh no, please don't report me
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