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Mobile Female Monument - "Wanna ride me?"

You crawl in from here! It's just like rebirth when you come out!
Mobile Female Monument - "Wanna ride me?" by Umbar.
This artificial vagina is actually the world first pollution free bicycle taxi which represent female genitalia. You can climb into it and ride the bike... Why? Artist (on the left) dislikes the current worldview which is filled with phallic symbols (think of Braveheart for example). 
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tylerpole says:

great!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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apricotX  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called National Trust for Hysteric Preservation, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

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TheDamnMushroom  Pro User  says:

But how does it smell? Is it damp in there? :)

And what if your fare is a real dick? muahahahah!
Posted 30 months ago. ( permalink )

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andreasgraemiger  Pro User  says:

magnifique!
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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fly on a wall says:

Is'nt it heavy? What material? I think seen that one...great repro
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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Umbar  Pro User  says:

HS 23.5.2007
Ohikulkijat kohtasivat tiistaina Helsingin keskustassa erikoisen näyn: 2,5 metriä korkean hävyn.

Pyörillä kulkeva sukupuolielin on helsinkiläisen performanssitaiteilija Mimosa Palen lopputyö Kuvataideakatemiassa, jota hän oli keskipäivän aikaan siirtämässä Sörnäisistä Tennispalatsin näyttelyyn.

Silikonista ja vaahtomuovista tehty vaaleanpunainen teos herätti ohikulkijoissa huvittuneita ja kauhisteleviakin reaktioita.

"Mikä toi on?"

"Onko se?"

"No on se", hämmästelivät nuoret naiset Kampin keskuksen vierustalla.

Vanhempi mies kyseli voisiko työtä koskea ja keski-ikäinen nainen peitti silmänsä käsillään. Hetken päästä hän kuitenkin palasi nappaamaan teoksesta kuvan kännykkäkamerallaan.

Taiteilija ei ollut lopputyönsä kanssa retkellä ensimmäistä kertaa, vaan kertoi tekevänsä sen kanssa kävelyitä pitkin kaupunkia kolmesti viikossa.

Pale on hämmästyttänyt ohikulkijoita Helsingissä aikaisemminkin. Talvella 2003 hän ryömi Sörnäisissä ulos monimetrisestä, valaistusta täytekakusta mummoksi pukeutuneena.


Kuvataideakatemian lopputyönäyttely 3. kesäkuuta asti Tennispalatsissa. Mimosa Pale esittelee työtään yleisölle 2. kesäkuuta kello 15.
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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Umbar  Pro User  says:

More about the topic in Finnish

www.hs.fi/kulttuuri/artikkeli/J%C3%A4ttih%C3% A4py+kiihdyt...
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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VonMurr  Pro User  says:

It is impressive of course but I must to admit that I found "The Meet" aspect forced - for me Pussy is much more than that. It’s a Shrine.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Palugan  Pro User  says:

Hahahahahahhahahaahhha
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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flaviadurante  Pro User  says:

bucicleta
pussycle
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Fabio Rex says:

Suddenly I wanted watch The Little Shop of Horrors again.
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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HelenaN  Pro User  says:

: HAHAHHAHA, must be exciting!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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aoseualcance says:

arrombs
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Pablo Ribeiro says:

Woo !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Insideeee !!!
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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flipperpaulista  Pro User  says:

wonderful
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Taia Rock says:

Porra essa mulÉ Dever ter doenÇA
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

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Adriana Bertini  Pro User  says:

cool, its onlu one door to the aids
I like it
Posted 23 months ago. ( permalink )

MOJO8U2 [deleted] says:

She is horney
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Boris Kafka  Pro User  says:

I'd love a ride. She looks lifelike and comfortable. I bet it'd be fun.
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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michaelb1  Pro User  says:

Dike Bike.
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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maki eduardo  Pro User  says:

hahaha crazy bike :P
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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rhondawinter  Pro User  says:

I added your photo to the San Francisco Bicycle Coalition's group pool. It is absolutely brilliant. I would love to see a fleet of vagina bike taxis on our city streets.
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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just sof  Pro User  says:

Thank goodness--I spent 9 months trying to get out, and I've been trying to get back in ever since!
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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missingpiecesf  Pro User  says:

Viva la vulva!
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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Schottenrock says:

Nice!
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

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WieEhNa  Pro User  says:

Great Big Pussy on Wheels !
Posted 18 months ago. ( permalink )

Obama_for_2008 [deleted] says:

what the hell...........

I'm going to guess and say this is San Fransisco?!
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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skmehta65 says:

Aids, just one step ahead
skmehta65
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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paolo teta says:

bleah! :D
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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Asimuth  Pro User  says:

It is a very anatomically-correct vag, with all the ruffles and folds and such. Like a big flower!
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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the_hart_shop says:

Whoa.....................
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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tpc304 David Tan Poo Chuan  Pro User  says:

eye opener for me
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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ejzenstein  Pro User  says:

Ciao, sono amministratore di un gruppo chiamato TrashBit! - NEW CONTEST -. Ci farebbe piacere aggiungere l’elemento al gruppo.
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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nos_d1luv says:

WAW, non posso belive questo .... hahhahaha
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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anita_nigro says:

es chocante, pero bueno, si te consigue visitas

cassandra
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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lotusoverwater says:

this is..new..
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sky Pea says:

You should have used a prettier vagina.
Posted 16 months ago. ( permalink )

Obama_for_2008 [deleted] says:

^I think the fact that they didn't was the POINT.
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

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oOcekaOo says:

Aaaah finnish people ... :)
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

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cheese and pancakes  Pro User  says:

way to make the female genitalia seem even more unappealing to the masses.
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

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PawnGespielt  Pro User  says:

holy shit, i am provoked
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

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Daryl Charles - Modern Elegance Photography says:

Finally!!! My portal out of here!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Junemrc  Pro User  says:

Just curious -- does anyone know what this is made of ????
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Andy Stuardo - www.photobox.cl - www.stuardo.net  Pro User  says:

hhahaha lol!
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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sandor21 says:

I would love to go for a ride in that thing.. seriously.. have peddle my masculine ass around in her bicycle vagina.
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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-=UnkleLuc=-  Pro User  says:

Yuuuuuuuck!
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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karthik200831 says:

:-)
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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`CENA` says:

NB
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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artist's gallery says:

birth place for this globe
come out and see
colours of this world
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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Sqelix says:

Awesome!
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

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mollygunns says:

I've been trying to get back in there for 28 years now...
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

ch_is_mine [deleted] says:

Dis gus ting
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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pg tips2  Pro User  says:

I'd need driving lessons - steering, starting, stopping, parking etc
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Perpetual Sunset  Pro User  says:

funny that you described it as 'artificial'
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Willful1 says:

I love the expression on her face
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rinkydinky D says:

As much as i like to look at one, play with one and sometimes eat one; riding one is something i've never thought of.

It should have a sign that says "PLEASE, COME INSIDE"

...oh and, can we not call it vagina. It sounds too "school sex education-ish"

I like pussy cunt twat snatch cooter box fanny muff beaver poon cooch cooze minge nash coochie crotch or poontang - not vagina!
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

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bodkins_ says:

Hahah I freaking love it, so good.
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

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Nescio Destiny says:

LOL Lots of meat.
Posted 9 months ago. ( permalink )

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ezioman  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Visual Finland, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 8 months ago. ( permalink )

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LaPrimaDonna (Seeking time) says:

Very artistic.
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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machel131 says:

Whaaaaaaaat?
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Giuli-O says:

Fantastic...
Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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Yellow Pearl says:

LOL... briliant!
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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dellbirt says:

What's the most tasteful scented tree to use and from where do you hang it or do you just use some vinegar and water?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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Heberti Almeida says:

Very cool.
Posted 5 months ago. ( permalink )

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hopeshandscreate says:

what men (and lesbians for that matter) find appealing about vaginas I will never no. bleck! vaginas are so gross!
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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Carl Platon  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called svrta (http://svrta.org), and we'd love to have this added to the group!

We'd also love if you joined us and posted more photos!

Visit svrta.org
Posted 6 weeks ago. ( permalink )

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