Dude, You've Got Bag Duty Again!

you know how all those news stories go -- that in today's conflicts, the military must win the hearts and minds of the population they are sent to protect?

well, to stormtrooper TK-3895, the directive was more along the lines of "you gotta be a SNAG" (sensitive new age grunt). though of course, to his troopmates, it went more along the lines of "dude, you got bag duty again".

For six word story.