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meat face by tombland.

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tombland  Pro User  says:

I re-uploaded this because the last one was so washed out, and I use the image for my avatar.
Posted 49 months ago. ( permalink )

Thomas Hawk. [deleted] says:

what a gem
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

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nikaboyce  Pro User  says:

I sorta like this.
Posted 48 months ago. ( permalink )

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The Rocketeer  Pro User  says:

Hilarious! If it is 80% pork, what is the other 20%?
Posted 47 months ago. ( permalink )

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poppalina  Pro User  says:

20% face?
Posted 46 months ago. ( permalink )

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bloodybunny says:

and this makes my day!
unbelivable feeling to bite in a face.
which flavor does it have?
sweaty pork?
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

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Carrie Taylor  Pro User  says:

Gross! I love it.
Posted 45 months ago. ( permalink )

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Stucky Art says:

what the hell? lol
and i thought my first grade trip to the meat processing plant was strange...
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

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orcagirl  Pro User  says:

did you eat this? it's kinda disgusting looking but funny at the same time
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

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tombland  Pro User  says:

No thank God. I'll eat pretty much anything but I couldn't bring myself to eat this.
Posted 41 months ago. ( permalink )

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velvetina  Pro User  says:

I didn't think anything could beat Armour Potted Meat Product...but you win!
Posted 39 months ago. ( permalink )

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artizlife  Pro User  says:

Wacky Brits! We don't have this in the US. How do they make this? It must be like making Fimo clay canes---but lunchmeat? I'd like to see how it's done.
Posted 39 months ago. ( permalink )

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Caroline Bacher  Pro User  says:

demented:) Meet your meat :)
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Deathbike says:

I ate it. It tasted like baloney but worse.

In the Edinburgh Sainsbury's it's called "Billy Clown", but I've seen a version that looks like a teddy bear as well.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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supersokolek says:

I did see similar and better looking meats in Western Germany in 1986. I can see that USA is far behind Europe and when it comes to quality and standards of life.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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nufc_demon says:

Wow! i used to eat this when i was younger! i remember it tasted pretty plain and wasn't particularly nice. My mum used to buy it from a UK supermarker called Somerfield.... I'm not sure if they still do it anymore.

It was a long time ago (about 10 years or so) when i was in junior school. Luckily i'm 20 now and i can avoid nasty stuff like this!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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flameproof says:

My Mum would never buy me this stuff when I was a kid- I'm quite greatful now... Having said that, I used to eat it at friends' houses. It was teddy-bear shaped back in the day....
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Neal Dench says:

Oh, you can still get the teddy-bear shaped stuff today as well ...
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Caroline Bacher  Pro User  says:

Indeed the most baffling thing for me is that SOMEBODY out there thought this was not only a good idea from both a "design" and "health" perspective, but actually made this "monster meat" after all things were considered... The pic is great tho, I chuckle everytime.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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tombland  Pro User  says:

I can handle eating teddy bear shaped ham, because thats almost an animal, but a human face? It's almost as if they had a competition to think of the most distastefull image. Next it will be a Swastika, although I'd probably eat that.

May I ask why this image is suddenly getting comments again?
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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nufc_demon says:

it's linked on skoopy.com

at least thats how i found the link anyway.....
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Andrew Mudd  Pro User  says:

It's also listed on Hedonistica.com.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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Dr-Leech  Pro User  says:

hahah fantastic..
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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tombland  Pro User  says:

Wow, excellent!
Lets just hope it's made out of real faces.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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tombland  Pro User  says:

...or feces.
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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andshewas  Pro User  says:

I just found it from shinyshiny.tv

It's amazing... and terrifying.
I'm thanking my lucky stars that we don't have it
in the US. I'm sure i wouldv'e begged
my mom for it and she would've given in and
let me eat that stuff!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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frogman1975 says:

go on honey, eat all your face sandwich!
Posted 35 months ago. ( permalink )

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winglessangel383838  Pro User  says:

I love it! Wish we had it here in the US, my kids would be the talk of the lunch room!
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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beepea  Pro User  says:

i've never been so proud to be British

*sniff*
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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zxo2000 says:

OMG! lol...
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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janetgalore  Pro User  says:

so happy...
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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madmaxnyc  Pro User  says:

freakishly awesome
Posted 34 months ago. ( permalink )

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_maracuja  Pro User  says:

50k views ... HOW!!? ha ha ha
Posted 33 months ago. ( permalink )

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AudreyLynne says:

That was just the funniest thing I've seen today....gives new meaning to not eating something with a face.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

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Boju  Pro User  says:

Brilliant! I invite you to add this photo to The Greatest Photo EVER set.

Then invite some of your favorites!
Posted 27 months ago. ( permalink )

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pr3ttyinpink  Pro User  says:

it's rather cute (i still wouldn't eat though, for humanitarian reasons)...

80% pork and i'm guessing the 20% is the other "white meat." heck, whatever that is...oh wait, according to the americans pork is the other white meat!

60k views. pretty good for a mystery meat =)
Posted 25 months ago. ( permalink )

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iheartsmokingcrack says:

hey, in ireland the meat face is called "billy roll" and it is very tasty in sandwiches : )
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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teresafranco says:

awww...i'd feel guilty eating his happy delicious face
Posted 24 months ago. ( permalink )

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js_africanus says:

Fantastic! Where can I get some?!
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

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K!T  Pro User  says:

looks like ice cream. tastes like meat.
Posted 20 months ago. ( permalink )

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timord says:

OMG
Posted 17 months ago. ( permalink )

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~~*kate*~~ says:

Well,... why not put a face on it ??? Its pure eyes, lips, & assholes alike!! :D
Posted 15 months ago. ( permalink )

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sam gregory1 says:

29 p per 100g? for a face?

www.thetravelingguide.com
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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ThreeDee912 says:

Congrats! You have been Dugg!
digg.com/odd_stuff/Hey_Mom_this_clown_meat_ta stes_funny
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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phlezk  Pro User  says:

creepy! =(
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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tbiley  Pro User  says:

disturbing
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jen_Mo  Pro User  says:

blogged on old glutton:
oldglutton.blogspot.com/2008/05/clown-monster -meat.html
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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RedandJonny  Pro User  says:

what a nightmare.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Dr.Dankens says:

wow, very disturbing. It is an impressive work of food engineering though..
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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akeyxx13 says:

80% pork
20% people

100% unappetizing...Who the fuck wants to eat a happy clown face made of meat?

Worst idea ever!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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akeyxx13 says:

Eww! Or maybe they cut the face off the pig and slap it on the end??
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Phill Price  Pro User  says:

This isn't new - back in the 90's I remember having this in a bear face, from Sainsbury's in the UK.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Anthropolywog  Pro User  says:

From a kids point of view this would be good stuff. If it's no worse than balogna then it's edible. The clown face would satisfy little kids and twisted older kids. lol
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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bruisedpeach22 says:

This is far beyond disturbing
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Torley  Pro User  says:

Looks like Thomas the Tank Engine!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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teachernz  Pro User  says:

My kids had something similar from ASDA when they were little. There were two varieties one with long hair and one with short. It was disturbingly called "Hansel and Gretel Luncheon".
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Synthetic_Reality  Pro User  says:

This has to be one of the most horrifying things I've ever seen... eh-vur... wow.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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plasmawhore242  Pro User  says:

here's some cheese to go with it:

www.flickr.com/photos/rstoker/357424520/in/se t-7215759447...
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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dtloken says:

What the fuck.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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wildbryde  Pro User  says:

Looks like the work of a happy extruding device. Vegans say if it has a face ... don't eat it. I'm following their advice on this one.

The UK meat marketing industry has taken meat products to a new level.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Whole Wheat Toast  Pro User  says:

*shudders*

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Qristie says:

Can't sleep... clown'll eat me....
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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maxcollins says:

does it scream when you bite in to it?
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Adorable Squire says:

Sandwich Meat is People!!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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rockhopjohn says:

Seems to me they are trying to tell us it is made up of 80% pig lips, noses, eyes, and hair, with the last 20% percent being composed entirely of the things which are not possible to describe in fun meat shapes.

possibly one of the creepiest things I have seen, ever.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Whizzodust  Pro User  says:

4 out of 5 doctors surveyed recommend clown meat for their patients who eat clowns.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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anderspace  Pro User  says:

Mmm... clownmeat...

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Seen on digg.com (?)
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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pirata718  Pro User  says:

bwahahaha great! best thing ive seen yet today! thanks for capturing this! haha. oh Lunch Meat, you are so happy in my belly
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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maryclare.walter says:

haha i love it :)
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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itcamefrommars says:

I didn't even know they still made those. :P
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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CM Pauluh / Nebulosus Severine  Pro User  says:

This is... one of the most horrifying things I have ever seen, ever.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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remmelt says:

Here's a choice companion: Bob the builder sausage. No, this is not shopped, I've seen this in person in the supermarket here in the Netherlands.
There's one of these for every fad. I've seen clowns and bears and everything.



Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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sakraft1  Pro User  says:

You should post an screen capture of the flickr stats page for this image :D
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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e-zig  Pro User  says:

Truly disturbing!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Random McRandomhead  Pro User  says:

The horror! The horror!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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octarina8  Pro User  says:

kids don't want to eat their sandwitch? :)

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Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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astanhope  Pro User  says:

The dark spots mean MORE LIVER!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Brouhaha (Jonathan)  Pro User  says:

Now on BoingBoing.com!

www.boingboing.net/2008/05/05/clown-face-pork -lunc.html
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Silent K  Pro User  says:

<3 Pork!
H8 Clowns!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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papercutscankill says:

so cool!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Eliza Blaze says:

That's a little terrifying. But awesome.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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arianelira says:

hahahaha funny
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Kim Shattuck  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Real Life with Interesting Composition, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

So perfect.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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Josh1977 says:

Someone PLEASE tell me how I could get my hands on this stuff in the US!!!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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fotoshup  Pro User  says:

mmm sooo yummy
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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gavinzac  Pro User  says:

We have these in Ireland too, I served them daily when I worked in a deli :) they're really popular, and come in happy face, batman, football player and teddy bear form.

The other 20% is mostly water but also some grain to bind the minced meat.

Mothers would buy 1 or 2 slices and give them to the kids to nibble while shopping. Maybe not the most healthy snack in the world but beats a Mars bar and coke.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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PurplePunkPedestrian says:

i heard about this on the radio and i craaacked up! one of the DJs is afraid of clowns!
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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tourmaleigh  Pro User  says:

ewwwwww this is why I can't eat meat.
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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tombland  Pro User  says:

Maybe you could eat the 20% thats not meat?
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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FoodMandril says:

Funny but I always make a funny face of food on my plate and make a picture of it before eating it. You can see my faces on
www.flickr.com/photos/foodmandril/
Posted 14 months ago. ( permalink )

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bloggersmosaic.com says:

celebrities, blog, bloggersmosaic
cool
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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Constanza Volare  Pro User  says:

Quality!!!! Didn't think things like these existed!!!!
Posted 13 months ago. ( permalink )

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Amália Lage - Designare says:

hullll que nojo!mortanguela bozo!!!!
Posted 12 months ago. ( permalink )

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electricdaisy says:

That is seriously the most amazingly weird thing I have ever seen.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Elaine Vigneault says:

Happy meat make you ready to go vegan? Get a starter kit here:
www.vegansoapbox.com/simple-activism-vegan-st arter-kits-f...
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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nintendez says:

Oooooooooooh! What have they done to Mr. Bill?
Posted 6 months ago. ( permalink )

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' ∞  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm a main chef for a restaurant called ET KITCHEN, and we'd love to add this meal to our menu!
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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Scott Riley  Pro User  says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called one a day art, and we'd love to have this added to the group!
Posted 4 months ago. ( permalink )

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Effunia  Pro User  says:

i used to eat that as a kid!
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

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Random McRandomhead  Pro User  says:

And you lived to tell about it.
Posted 2 months ago. ( permalink )

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melstringer says:

i cant believe 15% of that used to be
a whole bunch of alive animals.
Posted 4 weeks ago. ( permalink )

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