Spizenergi - Where's Captain Kirk?

I WAS BEAMED ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

WHAT I FELT WHAT I SAW WAS A TOTAL SURPRISE

I LOOKED AROUND AND WONDERED CAN THIS BE

OR IS THIS THE START OF MY INSANITY

OH BUT ITS TRUE

AS WE WENT WARP FACTOR 2

AND I MET ALL OF THE CREW

WHERE'S CAPTAIN KIRK