Toejam is a Bro. Earl is a Peanut.

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Despite being an Avid Film Nerd since early childhood, Tim has never seen the movies Psycho, Saving Private Ryan, or some other classic movie that will make people go incredulously "REALLY?!" when he says he hasn't seen it.

The first mixtape Tim ever made with love and care was entitled Fortress of Solitude and only contains songs that are about Superman or related to Superman in some way.

Disco Tim likes Disco Mu-sic, but Disco Tim doesn't advertise.

Did you know that Tim once did undercover work for the Boston City Police, infiltrating the underground rickshaw racing clubs that terrorized the midnight streets of the city of Boston, disturbing many an allnighter around Harvard Yard. He entered the club as Rickety Ron the Rickshaw Runner, and the several months of rising up the ranks of the prestigious Rickshaw Club culminated in the head to head race against Running Randy Rockford the Rickshawer and the defeat of the Cartel. The race ran from Radcliffe up Concord Ave where it turned onto I-95 and turned into a wooden wheeled cart game of chicken, as the men headed straight towards Walden Pond. As Walden Pond loomed forth, Randy's will was shattered by the resolve of the newcomer and he turned his rickshaw off the road, sending the 300 pound sandbag he was using as dummy weight off the back of the rickshaw, breaking open, and revealing the stash of jewels and diamonds and also cocaine which the Rickshaw Club had been smuggling in and out of Boston for years. This was all the Boston PD needed to tear the Rickshaw Case wide open. Rickety Ron, however, did not veer deom his path, and headed straight into Walden Pond, and neither he nor his rickshaw were ever seen or heard from again.