Word made it's way around school from Maddie's 3rd grade class to Max's kindergarten class (ever play Operator?) that Max's toe fell off.
When I called to RSVP for a birthday party coming up, the mom asked. "Now I know you can't believe everything a kindergartner says, but 'So and So' is adamant that Max has lost his toe or that his toe is about to fall off."
He wanted proof for the class that there is a toe under all those bandages.
First day back. I've had one child with me at almost all times (save a couple of playdates) February 16th. Jesus Christ.