Maybe not bershon, however,
I will tell you I was smiling here because I was more mature than a bershon teenager.
However, I hated this woman with a heated passion. She was an ex of Logan's who he'd remained friends with until we met her on a trip to Houston and she treated me so poorly Logan never talked to her again.
Bitch.
(Check out my long, limp and lifeless hair!)
Comments and faves
Sarah Brown (82 months ago | reply)
How old are you here?
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
12? I was a child bride.
No, 21 or 22.
Xiobhan (82 months ago | reply)
You're smiling because she has no idea who she is dealing with and that you are going to win. She just doesn't know it yet.
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
And would you look at my prize? Logan, with his huge glasses and tucked in t shirt. WTF?
She said at this lunch, "So Logan brought Cara [another ex] to Michigan to break up with her. Did he bring you down here to break up with you?"
Charming. She was very very charming.
Bobby Alcott (82 months ago | reply)
Good. God.
That's Logan? Did he get hit with the "I'm suddenly gray-and-model-good-looking" bomb somewhere along the way???
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
He started working at BBDO and suddenly became metrosexual. It's unfortunate really because it's annoying.
mainelymadge (82 months ago | reply)
Oh, okay. Because there's nothing metrosexual about Sambas. Or jean shorts for that matter.
Erin Lady Byrne (82 months ago | reply)
Yeah, I just figured that you were in junior high here.
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
It's funny because I always wondered why I was always carded no matter where I went. And often they didn't believe my id, one lady called my id photo 'my fatter, older sister'.
emilym (82 months ago | reply)
You were a child bride!
That woman looks like Logan's mother or something. Hello, kind of oldie!
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
I was seriously bummed when I met her because she wasn't attractive. I thought, "Wow, there must have been some kind of serious emotional connection working there."
Sarah Brown (82 months ago | reply)
One of the best or worst things that can happen to a relationship is seeing the person who came before you, or the one who comes after you. Light, shed.
notes from the trenches (82 months ago | reply)
holy crap I didn't even recognize Logan here. I was thinking that woman was an old aunt or something. She looks old enmought to be your mother and you look like you are tweleve.
MelissaS (82 months ago | reply)
That's what Madison just said, "It looks like daddy is your dad and that lady is your mom."
I hope this woman never comes across my flickr photos.
rubyshoes (82 months ago | reply)
Oh dear, I dated a guy who wore that exact same ensemble - tucked in t-shirt, STONEWASHED shorts (I think?), huge glasses and all. I just got nostalgic for a mediocre relationship for a minute! ; ) I did help him get new glasses before I moved, though.
Logan is totally smiling the "I have so traded WAY UP" smile. BOO for nasty exes.
Erin Lady Byrne (82 months ago | reply)
Brian's ex was such a nightmare that I could have been on death row and his friends/parents would have liked me more.
However, she did not wear pleat-front jean shorts. In fact, I think that if pleat-front jean shorts touched her leathery skin, then it would start to blister.
Gorilla Girl (82 months ago | reply)
I say props to you Melissa. You picked the man you loved, not for his gray metrosexual hotness, but because you loved him and who he was. And look, boom, a few years and kids later and you've hot the hottie husband...and he loves you like mad. You did something right...
AC Andrews (82 months ago | reply)
I imagine her rudeness was driven by jealousy over how cute and sweet you looked. Either that or she was just irritated by the massive wedgie she had from those mom jean-shorts.
sumo! (82 months ago | reply)
Sooo... jean shorts and tucked in T-shirts and glasses are bad? Guess I've got some shopping to do. Dammit.
Gorilla Girl (82 months ago | reply)
Oh, I just totally love how the ex is leaning in with her shoulder just behind Logan's. Like she's trying to reclaim him or something. You're showing incredible restraint not to bash her face in.
Swiss Family Robinson (82 months ago | reply)
Check out your gams!
Cheeky Lotus (81 months ago | reply)
I wish I could stop laughing long enough to write a cohesive comment. That woman! She looks like she's on yard duty.
Littlepotato'sMama (81 months ago | reply)
"That's what Madison just said, "It looks like daddy is your dad and that lady is your mom.""
Holy moly, I just laughed so hard at these comments!!! I totally thought that woman was some sort of aunt from Oklahoma or something. She is wearing "Mom Jean" shorts!
marilynsp (81 months ago | reply)
TOTALLY thought she was an aunt. Or at least an older cousin.
I'd ridicule the outfit, except that I've been known to wear some HIDEOUS ensembles in my day and you know what they say about those that live in glass houses.... *sheepish look*
nichole_e (79 months ago | reply)
I thought we were seeing pre-teen Melissa and her folks, too. I can't believe that's Logan.
Adventures with Amy [deleted] (78 months ago | reply)
She was jealous of you silly! Here you were this adorable, natural beauty with a great smile and she was yesterdays news spread all over (heh). Man you sure looked young for 12.. ;)
Chookooloonks (78 months ago | reply)
In case I haven't said this to you before: you have the most amazing face. Those dimples must shatter hearts far and wide.
You and Logan are beautiful.
K.