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    ....and then my clothes went flying off.

    (My sister in law sells glasses (Gucci and Ralph) to optometrists. She took pity on Logan with his bad glasses. This pair didn't win, they weren't flamboyant enough.

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    1. MelissaS 83 months ago | reply

      CursingMama: I was always stuck with John when my friend and I used to play 'CHIPs: Girlfriends". She always had some 'important reason' she had to have Ponch.

      Whatever.

      To this day all my crushes end up being on men named John. Thank God I didn't have Ponch, it would be hard to find crushes with the same name.

    2. thejennui 83 months ago | reply

      ahhhh Poncharello, where has my yout' gone? *wistful*

    3. ckilgore 82 months ago | reply

      those didn't win?! what the hell? i just ... i mean ... wha huh?

    4. Wild Wend 82 months ago | reply

      Great Threadless shirt -- I bought my brother that one and told him, "Trust me. Wear it to the bar and all the little intoxihotties will come up and touch your chest trying to decipher all the animals." He wore it that same day and we went to a cookout and a friend's much older and hairier and altogether not female father came up to him, poked him in the pec and said, "'Zat a kangaroo?"

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