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It's So Cute We Just Want To Bite It!

Did you notice, this flower looks like it fell off of Hal's T-shirt into his tattoo ... awesome! (look at it biggy-sized)
Christopher Walken ... ha!
It's So Cute We Just Want To Bite It! by Subspace.
Halcyon, at my urging, bought an Asus Eee, the first wave of new "subnotebooks" or as I prefer, "microbooks".

They are half the size and half the price of a budget laptop (read: cheap), a touch weak on processing power and markedly weak on memory (this model is the mid-range 4 gig option and most of that 4 gigs is taking up by the operating sysyem). However, since the device is not intended for use with memory-hogging programs like such as Photoshop, this is not a big deal. It has USB and SD slots for when you need to dump memory.

There are two major selling points, and the reason that Hal will use this device a lot: the first is that it's tiny, really tiny, and weighs accordingly. It is literally like carrying a small hardback book around. The keyboard is cramped and will take getting used to, but as Hal and I quickly agreed, this happens whenever we switch keyboards anyway (moving back and forth between my full size desktop and my laptop inevitably results in horrific typos for a few hours).

The second great plus is that it comes preloaded with Linux and a good cache of programs, including Open Office (which makes documents easily read by both Macs and PCs). Hal literally turned on the computer, answered a few questions when prompted (along the lines of "What is your name?") and then bam. Computer. All done. It took less than 2 minutes to connect to our wifi, and most of that two minutes was spent trying to remember our password.

It came preloaded with Skype as well, and this model has a pinhole webcam (you can get one without for $50 cheaper). There is a voice recording program that we played with to test the speakers, and the speakers are quite literally WAY BETTER than the ones on my big year-old laptop.

In summary: as a portable writing/surfing/emailing device, the Eee is fucking rad. And basically, Hal had been thinking about buying a laptop as a secondary writing device for some time now and instead got this Eee, saving himself something in the ballpark of $1500. For serious.

Oh, and it came with a neoprene laptop sleeve. Because the Eee rolls like that.

And so that I don't sound like some mindless agreeable review drone, I will say this: it could be cheaper. Yes, I just said it was cheap, but it could be cheaper, and I say that not as a grumpy miser. On a critical level, I think it's about $100 overpriced. 
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There's A Kite!  Pro User  says:

But is it loud when he types? ;)

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qu4gmire says:

Sweeeet! You know how much I lurv technologies and toys ... this seems to have blurred the line between the two radically. Looks like a Dell and an iBook made a luv child!
Because of my own personal eyehole recessiveness, I would like to know about the screen brightness ... is adequate for nearly blind old men who never outgrew toyz?
Wait, do you mean 4 gigs of storage memory (aka hard drive type-storage? I assume so, since you mention it's mostly used up by theOS (Linux! Awesome. Finally!)
That seems totally inadequate in this day of much larger capacity baby-drives of like 50 gigs. Also, is not the memory upgradable in some way, ie, a USB external device, like his 'Passport'? Perhaps this is Asus' intent ... making the overall size more possible.
Everything said, I think it's way too kool for Hal ... gimme ... want.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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Subspace  Pro User  says:

Alas, no, but we're trying to program something that fires a cannon any time you hit a key.

The screen is plenty bright, though to be perfectly honest, is too small for someone with any kind of visual impairment.

Yes, I mean only 4 gigs of storage memory. It's the one aspect that is making the more uptight nerds decry, but again: an additional 4 gigs can be purchased on sale for sometimes as little as $30 in the form of an SD card, but the key here is to remember that you're NOT playing memory hog games or using dense programs like Photoshop. On a purely functional level, 4 gigs onboard and supplementary flash drives / SD cards is totally workable and allows the customer to customize to their own needs -- so yes, to answer your question, use of his Passport boosts the Eee to the status of a fullsize laptop (minus an optical drive). I don't see this as a significant drawback, just a perceptual one. I'm certain that subsequent models will include more memory.

I'll keep you updated. Depending on the amount of travel for my work, we might soon become a two-Eee household.
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ex.libris  Pro User  says:

So cute. I want one.
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qu4gmire says:

Perfect for your 'new' adventures in Writeyland. I concur in re: the memory status. My personal desktop (2 iterations back) had a 6 gig Western Digital full-size hard drive. Installed on it were XP Pro and Office Pro (tho not the full office suite, just Word), also Photoshop full-version and many smaller appys. I still had room on the drive for some music, photos, etc. So as you correctly point out, by using open source programming (w00t, Linux!) and external mega-storage, who the fuck needs a terra-bite hard drive? I'm laughing as I write this, cuz adding a full-size notebook drive would necessitate making this lil' cutey a good 30% larger at least.
Lurv the name of this baby, it's the exact sound I made when I saw Hal tasting it ... does it has flavr? If you get one, you guys should name them Chang and Eng Eee ... =0/
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rrllmm392 says:

Ich verstehe das nichts.
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qu4gmire says:

Weder wir tun.
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PeaberryPicker says:

I love Open Office, or as we like to call it, OOo.
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