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Google search results for "KH(Ax)N" for x=1 to 100 by flashman.
Just how long do most people hold down the 'a' key for, anyway? It drops off at 13 ("KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!") but picks up a little at 40 ("KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!). 

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flashman says:

Source data:

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Torley  Pro User  says:

Montalban, you will be missed.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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jamesjoh  Pro User  says:

This could very well be the best graph ever produced.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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schmilblick  Pro User  says:

holy crap, this IS the best graph ever produced!
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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merrick_monroe  Pro User  says:

65 is *obviously* not good enough for most, yet 81 seems more appropriate? LOL you gotta love the Internet!
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jim Barter  Pro User  says:

www.khaaan.com/

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Seen on your photo stream.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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carlmw  Pro User  says:

truely epic
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Jim Finnis  Pro User  says:

Great minds think alike - did this a few years back with slightly different results:

found.pale.org/?c=id&p=94
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Latente 囧 www.latente.it  Pro User  says:

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAN!

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Seen on boingboing.net (?)
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Christopher Vigliotti  Pro User  says:

a fitting tribute
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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mikejurney says:

There are only 98 entries in the dataset. Are there two elided zeros?
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Lawrence Kesteloot  Pro User  says:

Same but with the word "Lame":

www.teamten.com/lawrence/writings/lameness_qu antified.html
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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Shidoshi  Pro User  says:

I <3 this graph.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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firewallender  Pro User  says:

Best.graph.ever.
Posted 11 months ago. ( permalink )

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iamtheeric  Pro User  says:

RIP... may your soul finally find the planet you were promised and not the dessert wasteland of Ceti Alpha V
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Elfboy  Pro User  says:

This is important stuff. Excellent research.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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drtofu says:

Repost! Dec 21, 2007

KHAAAAN!_graph by drtofu

Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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dennis  Pro User  says:

I did this for Laaaaaag last year, and found a spike at 32...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dennis/320140757 1/
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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godzillalaughs  Pro User  says:

I wish I had this much free time all the time. Khaaaan. I think I will go watch some Star Trek.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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hackmancoltaire  Pro User  says:

In the words of my ex. "F U KHAN!"
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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J-ENGINE says:

That is priceless!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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NikLP says:

So much awesome. So much.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ian Lacy  Pro User  says:

Full of absolute win.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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pinguino  Pro User  says:

hahah awesome!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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flashman says:

@Jim Finnis That's an interesting comparison of how far this meme has come in a little over four years!

@mikejurney 99 and 100 were zero, but Excel won't plot zeroes on a logarithmic scale, and when I copied them they came out blank. Oops!

@drtofu I've long since accepted that with this many people in the world, most of my good ideas have already been thought of.

@dennis, @Lawrence Kesteloot Sweet graphs :)
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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flashman says:

Oh, and as someone has pointed out elsewhere, this chart is now completely out of date as a result of it having been created :D
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Ethan Goldman says:

Can you re-run the search script to see how much it has changed? Perhaps put it on a cron job and run it daily, then animate the results?

Only as a way of proving the "TMFT" theorem, of course.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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colinbeveridge says:

How about log-log axes? It looks like two distinct power laws to me... (I'll get me anorak).
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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mr.beaver says:

interesting, awesome idea!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Thiefree  Pro User  says:

This is really something special haha awesome.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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the Dragonweaver  Pro User  says:

Submit this to Graphjam!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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PicturesOfEverydayLife says:

I'll add my utterly pointless link. I did this awhile back for "poop".

The Long Tail of Poop
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destructor  Pro User  says:

So good.
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Eliotf  Pro User  says:

this is incredible
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conorlastowka says:

Inspired me to do it for Braaaaaaaaaaains:

blog.rifftrax.com/2009/01/21/how-many-as-in-b raaaaaaaaaaa...

Great work!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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ashlisisk  Pro User  says:

this makes all those years of math classes I thought I would never use totally worth while.
<3 this graph
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Puddleglum-  Pro User  says:

Heisenberg principle!
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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howlettrobin says:

Captain Kirk losing it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_MKJ4xJVsI&NR=1
Posted 10 months ago. ( permalink )

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Rush Nerd says:

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

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Posted 7 months ago. ( permalink )

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