my new safe

my new safe by squacco.

flickrlegend tells that this safe may contain the answer to one of life's myriad mysteries, be it buster's final refsting place, the magical kingdom of keith the spider, or the sole remaining source of wiffle's undercrackers. if only I had the freaking combination I could find out once and for all.

*curses*

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nonky says:

*proffers stethoscope*

(Thats how they do it in the films, isn't it?)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

elvissa says:

*cracks*
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Buster Pickles says:

*bang*

*echo*

*bang*

*echo*

*bang*

*echo*
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Buster Pickles says:

*refsts*
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

did anyone else hear something?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

I think I have tinnitus :-(
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

hellgah! says:

i always wondered what happened to buster's refsting...
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

I heard he hadn't been able to refsts since the great refstsing shortage of 1838
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

I suppose you've already tried 1838. How about the numerical value of the letters which make up the insesbvbncjkfjgkhjkhbn?

09-14-19-05-19... *gives up*
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Ice Nine says:

Ask the Queen.

She knows...
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

this safe's rubbish - it can't even spell properly
metal with 2 ells? duh!!!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

You think Mel would've called his company "MELSSAFES".

Although.... Maybe he does other things with metal.. or, even, metall.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

Mel's met all.

SCREAM! could this be another clue??
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

I don't recall ever meeting Mel. Sorry.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

(not sure why I'm apologising - it's not my vault)
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

Oh the pain!

I've never met him either, but, hell, the man makes safes out of a substance he can't even spell - why would I? How's he going to wow at parties?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

Oh, I don't know. Parties, locks and misspelt substances can be a potent combination.

Or so I am told.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

I think he's german *raises eyebrow*
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

I've moved.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

and left no forwarding address.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

What if they're homing crackers [under]?

Does that mean trousers are crackers? That would make sense as I need to spread butter on my trousers before eating them, or it gets all clarty in my mouth.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

SCREAM everyone round to maskingtape's, it's buttered trousers for tea!
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

hot-buttered trousers, if I can find a toaster big enough at argus.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

You're in luck -- the argus are giving away wardrobe-sized toasters this week, following on from the success of their cockroach curry house promotion.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

It's a fine periodical, that one. I'd expect nothing less than them second-guessing my obscure whims and then offering the products as reader promotions.

I meant argos unfortunately, though. I think it's because Brighton's finest rantsheet is so much at the forefront of my mind.

That reminds me.. I must pen another missive regarding the rezoning of parking.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

kel1 says:

the mystery behind what's in this safe is keeping me up nights.
please.buy.a.sledgehammer.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

gar spaceman says:

Are the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 by any chance?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Ice Nine says:

If it were a geek mathematicians safe I guess the numbers would be π with an added imaginary number.

Guess it isn't.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

maskingtape says:

Are the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42 what? *tears hair out* Magical? The percentage of ingredient proportions in Bachelor's cup-a-soup in reverse order? Gah! You have the answer! I can tell *does shifty eye side-to-side thing*.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

Mr Squiddle says:

dang gar... i was gonna make a Hatch reference *sad face*

is this in Kaff's Caff?
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

gar spaceman says:

*scratches chin* hmmmmm
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

kel1 says:

quick, someone grab rousseau and arzt, because we're all heading off to the black rock for dynamite.
Posted 31 months ago. ( permalink )

chaouki says:

Hi, I'm an admin for a group called Number, and we'd love to have your photo added to the group.
Posted 29 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

waffenshränke.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

dr_loplop says:

goodness, how the rude words have multiplied since hella installed the swear box.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

luckily my application for an extension has been approved....
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

*waffenshränkes*
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

HDY!!
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

waffen your own schränke, this one's mine.

wifflywafflyschränkenkränken..

shit. i really should ease back on the old FB.. spongeface it's all your fault. dammit.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

it may be yours, but it's full of my guns...
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

they must be quite small ones then, there's barely enough room to swing a wifflywafflyschränkenkränken in here.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

yes they are delicate and fairylike just like their owner...

*fires Uzi*
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

i like the way pink fairy dust comes out of there when you fire it.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

it's not a dik dik
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

yeah, now that's my kind of party! crazy wiffling chicks, much waffling i mean firing of.. um.. firearms, wildly into the air.. ah.. i think.. schränken..

not a small antelope?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

i don't recall you being on safari with us, ATWTNAN...

your name's not Sammy, is it?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

sammy the small antelope?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

sammy the pervert, actually
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

it was a holiday of many sammys.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

:-((((
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

aren't you supposed to be on a plane?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

in 30 mins, train was quicker than i thought and have found bar and wifi... all i need ATWTNAN....

oh shit, hang on - er, i'm actually banged up in a Turkish prison... oops.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

AllThroughWithThisNicenessAndNegotiation says:

that'll teach you to smuggle kurds.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

it wouldn't be so bad, but they'd been mixed with something really nasty... wouldn't be able to sell it anyway :-(
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

you should never mix your kurds.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

innit? plane's delayed so think will miss connection - FUCK!

really want to go out tonight... :-(
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

oh bugger
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

stoopid airports
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

have just checked longer stopover that thought think might just make it will txt from FF...

STAY AWAKE WE MUST MAKE MERRY.
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

how are you getting there?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

hellabella says:

taxiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiii

unless you wanna pick me up?
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

squacco says:

i may well do that
Posted 22 months ago. ( permalink )

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